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BilbroNaggins 13 points ago +13 / -0

She's a lying dog faced pony soldier.

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undefined 5 points ago +5 / -0

“By the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it get[s] hot ... I got a lot, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, And I loved kids jumping on my lap.”

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BadManOrange 9 points ago +9 / -0

Corn pop was a bad dude

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

And he ran with some bad boys

why do i know his quotes now? am i Ridin with Biden?!

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PigBeenBorn 7 points ago +7 / -0
  1. C’mon, man.

  2. C’mon, Jack!

  3. You’re a lyin’ dog faced pony soldier.

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VoterIDMatters 6 points ago +6 / -0

Listen here, fat.

(Subject and predicate)

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha

Good call

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s sad I don’t know if this is a joke. Like legitimately. Not even joking about not knowing. I legitimately don’t know, and don’t want to verify because everything he says is frighten enough.

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yellowandrose 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking much the same.

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lmao 1 point ago +2 / -1

is this a real one? lmao, must have missed it

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stand up, Chuck!

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pink-moonbeam 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know the thing...

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Creepy Joe Biden

Close, maybe not exact quotes, word for word, but close enough.

  • Immigrants are the future, you have to get used to that.

  • China is not a threat, they won't eat your lunch.

  • I am Joe Biden, running for Senate, vote for the other Biden.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 4 points ago +4 / -0

China won’t eat your lunch.

Your dog, on the other hand...

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negiasu 3 points ago +3 / -0

An oldy, but goody

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Haysie95 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message."

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.

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lmao 2 points ago +3 / -1

Come on man, I thought you liked me!

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

[sniffs finger] You're nothing to me!

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Hypercorrector 1 point ago +1 / -0

We choose truth over facts.

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Gangfang 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen fat, So I know about roaches and you know, the thing. Vote Obiden for Senate. We can only reelect Donald Trump.

Am I close?

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