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Mostprobably 24 points ago +24 / -0

There’s nothing better than being on the Trump Train. Nothing.

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TrumpTrainBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 361,129,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.647 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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NOTWOKE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Taking them down BRICK BY BRICK

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TrumpBrickBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168544 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7392036430925520759985152% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1853.31722379312617864544128 MILES WIDE and 493.925611284591228138742368 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!