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NikolasConservative 153 points ago +154 / -1

Coronavirus was a Communist Hoax

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StillplayenSometimes 48 points ago +51 / -3

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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NikolasConservative 29 points ago +29 / -0

CNN is Chinese National Network, now this stunning and brave

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s both Stunning....

...AND BRAVE

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ChicomUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh My

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MAGA_mantis 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trump was right again. They never learn.

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HashtagOwnage 2 points ago +2 / -0

The government cannot give people back their freedom. It just needs to stop taking it away.

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Belleoffreedom 88 points ago +91 / -3

We took that curve and smashed it flat. Now it's time to re-open, to test people who are symptomatic, treat them to prevent hospitalization, and trace their contacts.

We are in position to do it.

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Afeazo 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fast trial, death penalty.

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CurvedLightsaber 10 points ago +10 / -0

Everything is going according to plan.

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ClownTamer 10 points ago +11 / -1

Until we all still vote for Trump.

Can’t wait to see what he’ll unleash when he’s in his final form and doesn’t have to worry about reelection. I’d laugh if on inauguration day 2 he said “here we go bitches. You messed with America, and now the gloves are off.” Then he throws off his hair and suit. As they hit the floor and shatter concrete, you realize they weighed 10k lbs and Trump’s ripped underneath.

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LowInformationVoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

But the media would mean jack shit if no one listened to them. People do and that's the actual problem.

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PatrickSebast 17 points ago +17 / -0

I coughed and cannot get a test despite calling the Doctors and asking to speak to the manager. Testing confirmed bad.

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texaspede 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't get a damned haircut, salons are shut down

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spaceport-terra 7 points ago +7 / -0

"#KrunkyKaren"

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StillplayenSometimes 20 points ago +22 / -2

Don't you know they'll be a second wave? We need to keep this sucker closed down forever if we want to save lives! Think of the nurses!

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BrianSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah.. a 2nd boom of the Trump Economy within one term.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't even count how many people on here called me things like "a selfish little prick" just for saying that my freedoms do not revolve around 2% of the population being at risk of getting sick. I can't wrap my head around the fact that a lot of these people have not listened to one word the media has said since 2016 and then suddenly bought into this. Retards if you ask me.

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ShrikeDeCil 16 points ago +17 / -1

Do note that "Trace their contacts" is a euphemism for "Refund Acorn" and "Formal Technocracy"

Not saying it shouldn't be done, but be aware of the obvious goals.

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DoesItWorkAlready 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hello, this is Antifa. We're here to test you.

Coming soon to a left wing city near you

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ShrikeDeCil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now add "Quarantine Zones" , and start pondering.

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BoughtByBloomberg 6 points ago +7 / -1

Or it means trace the people that you had contact with and offer them a test 2 weeks after exposure.

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ShrikeDeCil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here in Washington State, there's discussions of forming "Contract Tracing Teams from the community".

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BoughtByBloomberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Contact you mean. But sure obviously Washington is going to do it wrong. Contact tracing should be done my medical teams and at most involve police doing interviews with those people.

I mean South Korea did great contact tracing but they literally required your phone GPS data and credit card payments by law. That's going to far. That's just government forcing you to reveal everything about yourself.

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IncredibleMrE1 44 points ago +44 / -0

I wonder if Elon will run against Gruesome.

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1A2A 29 points ago +29 / -0

I want to say he's got better things to do... and that's probably accurate. California needs a hard reset, meaning lots of people will have withdrawals due to lack of state coddling and hate whoever pulls that bandaid off, not sure he's interested in that.

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MuadDon 19 points ago +19 / -0

I want to say he's got better things to do... and that's probably accurate.

I imagine most agree with you, including myself, and that may just be why we're in such a mess in the first place. Great citizens honestly have nothing better to do than serve their locality/state/country for a mere 4-8 years, behind serving their families. Wouldn't it be great if the US Senate, for example, was 100 of our greatest citizens? You can't read past 5 names of the current roster without incredulity and/or cringe.

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WaxMyBallsBernie 10 points ago +10 / -0

You mean 95 lawyers and 5 doctors isn't a fair representation of our population in our representative government? Crazy

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1A2A 9 points ago +9 / -0

True, Founding Fathers certainly had professions and lives of their own. I'd love to get more involved locally as well, I just truly despise paper work and meetings.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Getting involved in politics”, on whatever side, seems to involve a couple of decades of kissing the pudgy asses of whatever brain-dead local petty despots and crooks are running things before finally maybe being allowed to run for something. It’s a pyramid scheme preying on naive ideologues to serve deep insiders, and it rewards tenure and “dues paying” and the occasional blowjob, rather than actual brains or talent.

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sackofwisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think an AI similar to the one in Asimov's "The Last Question" might help get us there in our lifetime.

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ubit 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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Seanp12 9 points ago +10 / -1

He should run as a Democrat since their electoral system makes it impossible for GOP guys to win. Then the GOP should decline to nominate and pump the meme tires for Elon.

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dakin116 44 points ago +44 / -0

I love the cuck saying "OMG ELON YOU ARE LOSING FOLLOWERS AND RESPECT BY THE SECOND" and he replies "Bon Voyage", savage

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Rubberbunnies 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh no, his digital PR score!

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sanstheskeleton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh like that one black mirror episode nosedive where people can vote on you're social media score? Yeah it's scary how accurate that one was

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure the name of the logical fallacy or argument manipulation tactic is but I get it used on me when liberals gang up on me. “omg who hurt u sweetie just stop ur losing respect by the second”

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anonspoonklank 36 points ago +36 / -0

The normie interpretation is "see we flattened the curve" and won't accept that it turns out, there was no curve.

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Keiichi81 11 points ago +11 / -0

I also have a rock here that keeps tigers away.

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anonspoonklank 6 points ago +6 / -0

if you don't snap your fingers every minute to scare away the gators you might get bit

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Keiichi81 22 points ago +22 / -0

Crazy how fast "15 days to slow the spread" morphed into "you're ordered to stay in your homes until the virus is gone". The lockdowns were sold to the American public as a temporary short-term effort to ensure that hospitals didn't become overwhelmed, not as a quarantine to deal with the virus itself, but Democrats are never ones to let a crisis go to waste without grabbing more power and flexing their authoritarian muscles with the support of millions of hysterical Karens around the country.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I doubt they will be able to try that trick again now that we've seen through it.

The next wave will be "F off, fascist. Give me my Trump pills and leave me alone."

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flatten the SECOND CURVE!!

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ipaxxor 22 points ago +22 / -0

For real, this is bullshit. Time to open up! I often think to myself... what is my limit? Where do i draw the line, I don't have a good answer. What do you all think?

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Wyndthough 11 points ago +11 / -0

I never closed my business. I am "non-essential". Had a lot less clients than usual though bc they are home and the nature of my work means they don't need me if they are home.

So my line was never. They never get to tell me what to do.

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murnando 7 points ago +7 / -0

My limit was the first day they made any order. Been living my life the same, going and out, and giving a big middle finger to DeWine.

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Picklejuicing 20 points ago +20 / -0

Elon is fucking pissed and justifiably so. Open up the Country.

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Harambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

An attack on american luxuries is a direct attack on Tesla and SpaceX. He should be pissed

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fazzman23 20 points ago +21 / -1

he needs to come out and say he supports Trump...just like joe rogan and tim pool

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OliverWillis 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm fine with him supporting Trump from the shadows. Same with Tim Pool. If he prefaces his redpills with "I'm a Trump supporter", the people that need the redpills will reject them because of perceived bias.

I'm not convinced with Rogan, but I don't really care. He's not exactly helping the ctrl-left's causes.

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JoeBidenIsAPeD0 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then he couldn't red pill normies. They shut their brain off the second someone says they're a trump supporter.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t think Musk is a Trump supporter, nor is Rogan. They’re something even more dangerous to the powers that be — independent thinkers who make up their minds on issues one at a time rather than buying what someone else is selling wholesale.

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jebisatotalmess 20 points ago +20 / -0

He was posting the Star Spangled Banner today lol. fukin based.

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Ebbie8708 17 points ago +17 / -0

Call it hyperbole all you want, but when people are getting arrested for playing with their kids in a park, it’s no longer a conspiracy theory.

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Keiichi81 11 points ago +11 / -0

The mistake is in asking the government to give back freedom. Freedom was never the government's property to give or not give. Their authority exists only as far as we allow it to.

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nds19 3 points ago +3 / -0

Natural rights is a hard concept for leftists to grasp when government is their God.

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blackdeath 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gotta stay closed just in case. Like shutting down school for the next 10 months because the blizzard that was supposed to hit yesterday was nothing but a couple snowflakes. Gotta be safe y’all

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

and lemme guess Twitter is moving to delete it because it doesnt fit the "official information from CDC or WHO"?

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kek_saved_the_world [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Using Chrome now feels like wearing someone's used condom

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Firefox and Duckduckgo for me. Fuck chrome

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jiujiujiu 6 points ago +6 / -0

The avatar being the original Deus Ex game box is insane. Where a group manufactures a virus AND a cure then infects the world and divvies out the cure case by case to get everything they want out of everyone who has power and destabilize the world.

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bigdragonenergy 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is fucking damning as hell. No reason any state should still be on lockdown orders!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

😎

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StillplayenSometimes 4 points ago +5 / -1

Reddit "I Hate Elon Now"

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ActionExpress 4 points ago +5 / -1

Elon is pissed because energy is shifted away from his space plans with Trump due to this scamdemic. Plus Tesla’s are “nice to haves” not essential or needed. Most people who buy already have a good combustion car, they just flirt with the idea of never having to buy gas again. Well those people are probably not buying “nice to haves” in this current environment.

Now that it’s directly affecting his projects and revenue streams, he’s pissed.

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idm03 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Space Force is a huge shot across the bow for the likes of Elon Musk and Richard Branson. NASA-backdoors are being nailed shut. The fireworks are being prepared.

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Rubberbunnies 4 points ago +4 / -0

I truly believe the free market and free society will win hands down. We’re still too afraid of their labels though. Once we get over our fear of being name called, it’s done.

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RedditIs4Retards 4 points ago +4 / -0

I used to hate Elon and don't even know why but now I love him

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rockaustin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love how the Elon bitcoin bots under the GEOTUS twitter have magically disappeared

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American-Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we recall Newsom? Seriously, with the amount of protest, and still ignoring us and acting as a self-proclaimed king, this is bullshit.

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Joeret 3 points ago +3 / -0

Am I saving for a Tesla again?

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FinnishNationalist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elon for president 2032!

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AnotherFormerDem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Banned from /r/dataisbeautiful

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Geezmokleez 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't "...give people back" their freedom. People need to take it.

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

That Deus Ex avatar he is using... fantastic!

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magafren 2 points ago +2 / -0

pretty sure i already had it over Christmas holidays, wish i could get tested for antibodies

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robroy76 1 point ago +1 / -0

"give people back their freedom."

Not how it works.

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Hillandbill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weird is all the testing is for people who have it, not for those that had it. Those that had it should be allowed to do anything, as well as those who haven't and want to take the risk. And looking at the numbers the risk is pretty low.

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Nuggito 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like a boss

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BitcoinTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did his deals fall through with the Chinese deep state regarding his investments in China? Has he been flipped?

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Trumpdup4prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Manufactured crisis

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

CV19 flat-lined Thanks for the graphic.

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Canuck4Trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a great graphic illustration of the SAD hysterical

and highly inaccurate experts modelling !!!

Thanks Elon (kind of reminds me of James Woods..but missing sarcastic jab)

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey Di-Fi-Chi! Any comment?

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DaayTerkErJerbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elon looking like the rocket scientist he is has been calling this a bullshit hoax from day one lol

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

He got me! I thought the bottom line, pun intended, was done in Sharpie.

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ObiWanJabroni 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based data merchant

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six5_SMK 1 point ago +1 / -0

*God given

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the god damn commies tell us we as supposed to hate billionaires simply for being billionaires. Each person is an individual. The difference between Gates and Soros, versus Musk and Trump is the difference between hyena and a pet dog. They both have four legs, but the latter won't kill you for just for existing.