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Smurfection 63 points ago +64 / -1

I don't know how anyone could think that such violence and murders could possibly be the will of a Good God. The Allah of Islam cannot be a Good God. He has to be a demon to inspire such wanton death done by his followers.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

gross. but true.

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LatitudeofMind 5 points ago +9 / -4

Meh a good tree can produce bad fruit. Otherwise America wouldn’t have so many commies.

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Butthurt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kind of off topic but my parents had a peach tree that would only produce good fruit every other season. Really odd.

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LatitudeofMind 1 point ago +1 / -0

So is that a good tree or a bad tree?

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Isolated_Patriot 22 points ago +23 / -1

The koran tells you exactly who this 'allah' character is.

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Allah_the_Best_Deceiver

John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

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Trump-45 20 points ago +20 / -0

Islam is Satan. They are The Devil.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, they are possessed by the devil. It is possible to cast off the devil. Hard to do but not impossible. Many based former Muslims help to spread the word about the damages of Islam.

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RedPillMissionary 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Christians did bad things 500 years ago!”

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Commiewrecker17 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes, it wasn't in response to centuries of Islamic occupation throughout Europe and it's neighboring countries, it was for absolutely no reason at all. Because Christians are bad. Derp.

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ClownTamer 11 points ago +11 / -0

I always found that hilarious since everyone would be shocked by what everyone was doing 500 or more years ago. Even then, the Crusades were largely a defensive war against crazy Muslims. All religions are not equal. Islam has a terrorist problem.

If you read etiquette books from back then, they advised people not to pee on the stairs or poop in the street to be polite. That’s because people did that a lot back then. People did some shit back then all over. And even then Muslims were worse. Think about that.

They make car bombs, not Sistine Chapel’s or Paradise Lost. Are there even great works of art or literature about Islam that had any impact if they were filled with dynamite?

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snoopy3210 4 points ago +5 / -1

Al bagdadi was such a perfect believer that he cried and screamed all the way down of that tunnel because he was afraid to go to hell if that barking military dog touched him. Trump talked directly with the mission guys and they reported the screaming. Islam is also stupid. Thanks Cohan the dog!

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arebee 9 points ago +9 / -0

woah woah, stop man...that kind of hate speech only encourages them to kill more. We need to be nice to muslims...so they don't murder us!! you racist

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mumblenuggets 16 points ago +17 / -1

The have the same core goals - brutal annihilation of freedom and Christianity.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +5 / -1

Don't sell the Left short, fren. They have a long history of keeping islam in check, and when the muslims are no longer useful the leftists will stomp out their little jihadi fire. Just look at the Soviet Union and China to see how it will play out.

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BoughtByBloomberg 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wuhan virus really throwing a wrench in this years season. People just aren't gathering as much so forecasters are concerned this may be an all time low! Though Islamists have high hopes that it's still early in the race and with warm weather come high body counts.

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trumpforthewin [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Great analysis Peter, you're the first analyst to suggest that the China virus is affecting the competition this year.

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BoughtByBloomberg 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you Abdulraheemohamed, we dhimmi live to serve and obey.

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inquimouse 20 points ago +20 / -0

I see Yemen didn't make today's list. Their surprise appearance yesterday didn't turn into a real rally after all. Meanwhile Afghanistan continues with the steady scores we've come to expect.

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trumpforthewin [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's right Peter, Afghanistan is playing consistently. As we saw in yesterday's BCS (Bombathan Championship Series) rankings that team needs to keep the pressure on if they expect to win this year. They certainly appear to have the best coaching.

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StillplayenSometimes 18 points ago +18 / -0

God damn it, syria. You're costing me money. Never should've traded an IED Specialist for A mere suicide bomber. I'm so done with this sport. Fuck.

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Mint 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone needs to start up Fantasy Bombathon League

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jughaid 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yes, quite an exciting day in this year's world championship, with everyone laying heavy money on Afghanistan and Syria. But the surprise twist of the day goes to Egypt, showing that hard training, indoctrination, and a small bit of explosives can pay off in the end.

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trumpforthewin [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

I agree, but let's not forget their outstanding coaching, Peter. Clearly they have spent a lot of time in the off-season preparing for this competition!

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jughaid 10 points ago +10 / -0

Absolutely Lionel. Coach Abdullah has worked his team hard with a daily regiment of film and vest mounting. Certainly Egypt would have been an early favorite had it not been for the accident involving their premier player, Muhammad from Alexandria, late last fall. Some have questioned Abdullah's harsh methods, but the numbers don't lie Lionel.

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trumpforthewin [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks for the outstanding insight Peter. We really rely on you reporters on the ground and know exactly what's going on in the offseason to make these numbers and the regular season have real meaning. I know you guys are dedicated to your reporting and you take great risks and going on the field with these players. We all appreciate your hard work!

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JimmyJames 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know, I have to admit I’m really surprised that England hasn’t made an early showing. Their knife-handling game is virtually unmatched in the Umma.

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Pandas4Trump 9 points ago +14 / -5

Congrats to the Egyptian elementary school teachers skipping math to teach about the evils of the Jewish Empire. We'd promise them heaven and 40 virgin hunks, but women don't have souls

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AntsCamera 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is nice to see the Phillipines getting in on this, they had awful numbers last year and is looking to rebound this year.

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Independenceforever 9 points ago +10 / -1

You don't negotiate with terrorists!

You don't put them on welfare.

ARREST BRENNAN!

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cook_does 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is brilliant, hand Islamic murders during Ramadan as a sporting event

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JimmyNelson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sauce?

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trumpforthewin [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0
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JimmyNelson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, 'pede!

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Chamber2014 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost 1k injured or killed. Insanity.

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MAG_n_KAG 6 points ago +6 / -0

So far, in just two weeks of this five week tournament, we are once again witness to the passion that these fine young Jihadist have for the game. When every team goes out there and gives 110%, this could be anyone's Bombathon. There are no favorites here. No one is an underdog. These men are all cut from the same cloth. Sculpted from the same rock. Molded from the same clay. Their will and drive to succeed can only be matched by peers with the same innate ability, combined with brilliant coaching, and their desire to be with 72 virgins. In this tournament, unfortunately there can be only one winner. But if you ask them, the title is not the goal. There is a higher calling. As long as you go out there and lay your life on the line(literally),they can all be winners. Allah Akbar.

https://youtu.be/0Pnl1ulaG5k

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is too spicy I'm dying.

We need someone to narrate over that music

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 5 points ago +5 / -0

𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Here comes ramadan, here comes ramadan, diversity is our strength! 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Fastin' while harassin' slappin’ and a grabbin' all the native dames! 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Prayer calls ringing, they allow no singing, everyone's gloomy with fright. 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 So hang some fags, and beat your wife, 'cause Ramadan's coming tonight! 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Here comes ramadan, here comes ramadan, migrants are so great! 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 No bigot bitchin’ cause they’re enrichin, and cookin’ spicy plates! 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Gangs are grooming, crisis looming, Hannibal’s at the gates. 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 But it’s all great cause they’re our strength and Ramadan is your fate! 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮

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Illuminaughtie 5 points ago +5 / -0

despicable filth , the worst thing that ever happened was political hacks allowing these cunts in to western countries ... they have poisoned the well forever

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Magentapede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Islam is a political death cult.

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SnipedYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

A French Soldier was also killed in Mali last night

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ohwell316 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did he surrender first?

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

As soon as he enlisted.

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azn_gay_conservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

this year is more peaceful tho

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

But did they keep their social distance? That's what's really important here.

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Tonightm01 4 points ago +4 / -0

So peaceful.....

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BigPoppaPossum 4 points ago +4 / -0

My question is.... is this any higher than your average every day bombathon?

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Lispychicken 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone tell me how many hardcore church-going Christians killed in the name of their lord in 2019.....

Okay, I'll let you add in every Christian and Catholic variant, and hell, throw in the Buddhists and Hindus... what we got?

That's a tiny number, almost non-existent! What the heck!

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Long_time_lurker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't you love how none of this makes the news? Oh, and Canada had a mass shooting a few weeks back, yet I've only heard about their "assault weapon" ban.

Go figure?

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Threebabies 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're off to a slow start this bombathon season. Good.

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GeneralBoobs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't know their two major holidays overlapped this year. Who knew ramadam coincided with ka-boom?

Ahh, Robin Williams, your jokes will never not be funny.

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winsome 4 points ago +4 / -0

Links?

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trumpforthewin [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0
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winsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, hadn't read the entire thread yet.

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OldsmobileRocket 4 points ago +4 / -0

☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

CDC: cut and paste into list of deaths from COVID19

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Latinalover71 3 points ago +3 / -0

Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance. If you dont believe it ask CIA leader under Obama, James Brennan.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine how miserable of a fucking desert pedophile you have to be to bomb your own people.

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WisestGuru93 1 point ago +2 / -1

16 deaths per day on a world scale is near 0. Thats less than Chicago per day or way way less than Caracas. Terorism pretty much stopped since Trump admin stopped aid to all those funny entities, didn't it?

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Kottonballs 5 points ago +6 / -1

Those death numbers are not just corona, you know better than that. And flu isn't being counted this year. It's sad when people die but the numbers are the same as prior years.

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Kottonballs 0 points ago +1 / -1

LOL! It's you that is not one with reality. The NYC deaths count is not all Kung Flu deaths. Prove to me that everyone one of those deaths is because of the Kung Flu. You can't because the number is a lie.

Open your eyes and stop believing the lies fed to you by the pedocrat media.

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Wizard 0 points ago +1 / -1

People are observably struggling to breath so obviously is killing people

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Kottonballs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Same affect as normal flu because that's what it is. Stop fear mongering.

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Wizard 0 points ago +1 / -1

I had flu all my life, never struggled to breath as with covid