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Aluminoti 36 points ago +36 / -0

First stop on the MAGA Rally tour

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Ebbie8708 31 points ago +31 / -0

If I lived in Missouri, I’d be the first in line to for whatever is the first concert is.

Not saying I won’t get sick. Just saying that being fucking scared to go outside or around other people because you are scared of getting sick is so stupid. Yeah yeah ‘but it’s about giving it to other more vulnerable people!’

We know enough about this virus that it isn’t an automatic death sentence to like 99.5% people. We are Americans. Enough with this fascism trial.

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thewordwolf 13 points ago +13 / -0

Plot twist -

It's an all-star ensemble of Justin Bieber, 98 Degrees, and 10 mumble rappers!

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bieber has the Lyme disease so he probably won’t be there; I have some 98 degrees in my iTunes collection; and that’s rap music today for ya.

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DicksOutForHarambe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Amen brother

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Jason 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vulnerable people need to stay at home and let the rest of us get on with life

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have psoriatic arthritis and a family with enough medical conditions to write a medical journal about.

I really don’t care because attitude is everything. If this thing kills me, so be it. But there is way more to life than reading the news and being scared shitless that I will die.

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uvontheterrible [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

A first for the country since governments started instating lockdown orders, Missouri will allow residents to attend live events, including concerts. According to the Show Me Strong guidelines, large events and gatherings are no longer banned, but in order to go to a concert, movie theater or stadium "seating shall be spaced out according to social distancing requirements."

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +7 / -4

But how is that even possible? I’m married to a musician and I just can’t wait for his life to get back to normal — but this seems a bit strange.

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DaygoJenny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excuse me, I must ask... do you have a wooden block between your husband’s ankles while standing over him with a sledgehammer in your hands?

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Butthurt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Holy shit trump rally soon

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Pickinpox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hopefully TN next so Bonaroo can rage on 🤤

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meanwhile, drive 10 minutes across the river to cucked Illinois and some stores wont allow you to enter without a mask, and shit is locked down until June, and probably much longer. Thanks to fat fuck Pritzker

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marinatedartichoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like with gas, cigarettes and fireworks Southern Illinois will jump the border and spend money in a state not run by retards

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, I take a 20 minute trip across the river every couple months to do just that.

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jaubrey 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well ok, but PLEASE tell me going to church is still banned"

-retarded leftist

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astro_eng 3 points ago +3 / -0

Six feet from each other, htf is that going to work.

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marinatedartichoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

When can they have haircuts

my mom lives on the border

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donutreplyplz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile in Oregon, state of emergency extended to July 6th.

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bvhinpem 1 point ago +1 / -0

show US how Mo. !!