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TrumpTrainBot 12 points ago +13 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 361,249,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.645 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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Kephri 4 points ago +4 / -0

How does this work?

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wanderingUlysses 3 points ago +3 / -0

A comment containing the word Brick builds the wall ten feet higher!

A comment containing the word Train accelerates the Trump Train.

🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168635 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7520208749816814560946080% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1854.31786378841034469262620 MILES WIDE and 494.192290790399194021601595 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpTrainBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 361,389,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.643 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!