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TrumpTrainBot 14 points ago +14 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 361,269,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.645 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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Barthaneous 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thats speed is called MAGA SPEED!. Basically instant speed.

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Licensetomeme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maga speed?!? That's ludicrous.

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Barthaneous 6 points ago +6 / -0

Surely It’s even faster than Ludicrous Speed!

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

We've never gone that fast before!