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671-EVIL 22 points ago +23 / -1

You will have to go to the ER once General Flynn runs for President in 2024 because your freedom boner will so big it's slapping against your forehead.

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VoterIDMatters 8 points ago +9 / -1

You’ll be so erect,

You’ll be tired of being erect

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IcculusBased9 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so erect there's not enough skin left on my body to blink

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Waitafriggingminute 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me- Hey, Doc, what are those 2 new moles on my penis? Doc- Those are your nipples....