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TrumpTime888 [S] 36 points ago +37 / -1

Brick Brick Brick

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TrumpBrickBot 25 points ago +25 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168581 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7444150450694508349386848% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1853.72407741758237802726372 MILES WIDE and 494.034041413326335146058757 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 3 points ago +3 / -0

QUAD BRICK

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168724 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7645564094666541465182592% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1855.29651169588606752998288 MILES WIDE and 494.453109208167424390551828 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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hollow_fang 17 points ago +17 / -0

No brakes

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TrumpTrainBot 15 points ago +15 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 361,329,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.644 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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myredditnameisfake 14 points ago +14 / -0

It was broken for a while. Glad to see it is back. Will it do quad bricks?

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TrumpBrickBot 15 points ago +15 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 168588 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7454009859839992487922304% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1853.80104972491192926166256 MILES WIDE and 494.054555221465409444740236 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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LetMeTrumpThatForYou 8 points ago +8 / -0

Still waiting for a coat bot.

“No coats! Confiscate their cost.”

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myredditnameisfake 3 points ago +3 / -0

KeK