SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 10 BRICKS!!!
why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!
THAT'S 168629 BRICKS HANDED OUT!
We are at 23.7511757827692113870772832% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!
At this rate, the wall will be 1854.25188752498501506314148 MILES WIDE and 494.174707526279987479874613 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!
No brakes for Ludicrous bricks!
WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!
CURRENT SPEED: 361,369,385,117,000 MPH!
At that rate, it would take approximately 4.644 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!
LUDICROUS SPEED?!**
THAT'S LUDICROUS!
SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 10 BRICKS!!!
why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!
THAT'S 168629 BRICKS HANDED OUT!
We are at 23.7511757827692113870772832% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!
At this rate, the wall will be 1854.25188752498501506314148 MILES WIDE and 494.174707526279987479874613 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!