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Marina 24 points ago +24 / -0

I don’t even think she’s auditioning for the VP slot anymore I think she’s auditioning for Fake News Anchor on CNN

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Whoopies_tds 16 points ago +16 / -0

There is no audition, I think she was already picked by the DNC and we all know SNL is part of the DNC propaganda machine so this does make sense to get her name out there

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Toohershat 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't think she's in line for the VP slot. Whether she knows it or not, she's become too much of a controversial hot topic who will overshadow any Presidential nominee in a poor way. However, she can play a very important role as a test dummy for the Dems.

She's being used to test how well their new propaganda vectors might be received by the public and media (mainstream and alternative). Will Midwesterners in a swing state lay down and just accept six more weeks of lockdown? Can we add a sexist component to this Covid situation? Can we get away with calling lockdown protesters racist? Can we divide "essential" workers from everyone else (like by calling for free college for essentials via a new Marshall Plan scheme)?

There's still a lot of work for Whitmer to do. I look forward to her career ending soon in flames, and I'm positive the Pelosis and Clintons of the world are expecting that and don't really care.

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HockeyMom4Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fauci loves the attention, too...Brad Pitt played him in a skit

Liberals love the attention

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macrolinx 10 points ago +10 / -0

You mean she had one of her lowly admin staff go out and gather the items, put them in the box and ship them for her.

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

All on the taxpayer's dime.

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BillBrewski 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well that's it folks! She sent a BEER to a CELEBRITY. YAS QUEEN! Isn't she normal, just like us? Can't believe people are protesting her. Don't they know that OLD PEOPLE in DETROIT are LITERALLY DYING?

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thelastlast 6 points ago +6 / -0

snlol. old guard trying to stay relevant and failing harder than ever.

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freefolk 6 points ago +9 / -3

I'm not even sure if I care about blue states any longer. The majority voted for this mess. Most of them will stay at home and happily report on their neighbors. This whole mess isn't about safety. It's straight up Communism. It's like Venezuela. I feel bad they created a shithole,but I'm not going to drive down there and join a protest because a few of the sane ones developed buyers remorse.

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BigFreedomBoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

So good people in bad jurisdictions? I guess we should just forget about them?

It's for the best, I suppose. You know why, because when minorities oppressed by majorities - Yep, what can you really do about that? Nothing at all I guess. Nothing at all. I mean sure, the patriots in this country were always a numerical minority, but it isn't like you can create the greatest republic of all time with just a small but determined segment of your population. We really need to ask permission for that from the British first. We have to ask permission of the majority to allow them to have our rights.

But wait...what's that saying? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh it's probably not important. It goes "something something divided we fall."

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monkadelic 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're destroying their own states so the federal government will bail them out for their years of terrible financial leadership. I don't give a shit about them either as long as our tax dollars don't go to their problems outside of china virus.

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huehuehuehuehue 5 points ago +5 / -0

Labatt's USA beer is proudly made in Buffalo, NY by patriotic Western New Yorkers! Rather drink that than anything from Michigone.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dunno, man, Founders makes some pretty tasty brews...

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blackkit27 4 points ago +4 / -0

Both need to become part of a Bar Fight, like that Bar from Fight Club.

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workinating 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet she drinks hairspray like Kitty Dukakis did.

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I did that to a woman itd be considered flirting.

Wtf is this?

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BeanieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where’s my care package, Gretch?

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Savage_Robot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Businesses are capitalist. Which means they're evil. How DARE you start a business instead of working in a government bureaucracy job?

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Wintergreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know if I would call anyone currently on SNL a 'star'. Maybe Baldwin, but that would be more 'washed up, former star'.