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Flak 33 points ago +33 / -0

Like 97% women...

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PraiseBeToScience 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stop me if this sounds familiar.

  • White
  • Women
  • Post-menopausal
  • Hasn't held a real job in three decades
  • Was married, is now divorced, is living off of alimony
  • Has kids, kids left over a decade ago, don't call
  • Every opinion is word-for-word scraped off of Facebook
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knightofday 4 points ago +4 / -0

scary accurate

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bill_in_texas 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's what I thought, but the farther you go, the more male Karens you see. I'd guess the ratio would be about 65% female, of the complainers, 70% tops.

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the_bird 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's Karens all the way down.

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FreeBased1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everyday we report to work is another chance we are taking with our lives.

Everyday you get out of the fucking BED is another 'chance' you're taking with your life. Dumbass.

I feel like the Clayton police should be patrolling and ticketing all these people who are clearly not following the order... those going for group walks with friends down Wydown road.

Nice job, Tanya Vedantham, you fucking Karen.

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +6 / -0

The future is female

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chuckachookah 5 points ago +6 / -1

...and some dudes who are in car sales.

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Zytos 25 points ago +25 / -0

Received this from Fazio’s today, does this adhere to stay home order? Please respect my privacy by not naming me for bringing it to your attention.

I don't want my name known...but why are vape shops (vapor connection fenton mo stl county), smoke shops in Manchester, game stop in Fenton and Manchester, allowed to be open? What exactly is essential there??

kek. Sorry Cody Perkins and Paula Fraley, maybe don't be snitching little bitches next time. womp womp.

EDIT: People so willing to report their employers so they don't have to work.

If you contact the company/owner Theodore (Ted) Stegman please do not use my name as he will find a way to fire me.

I would like to anonymously report my employer that won't close amid stay-at-home order

LOL. this is comedy gold.

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monkadelic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Please respect my privacy as I totally disrespect other peoples privacy

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Rainman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Love this one, how about supervision of your kids for starters

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SJBHamilton 12 points ago +12 / -0

Some of them are from businesses complaining about other businesses being open while theirs were being forced to shut down. They aren't "snitching" per se just complaining about the unfairness.

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Whirlybot 8 points ago +8 / -0

A lot of them (guessing 70%) are turning in their own employers for being open. I guess they assume if they get closed down, they will still get their checks? or be eligible for the unemployment + $600?

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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think you mean PAST employers...

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McBihog 10 points ago +10 / -0

Left wing hate filled bitches every fucking time.

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pbarnett865 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah this is going to end poorly for some of those people. LOL

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TrumpTrainJune152015 4 points ago +5 / -1

We should help

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308win [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Grab a coffee...this is some good reading.

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck Red Flag Laws!!

Yes, my neighbor looked at me funny last night and has guns. I'm scared for my safety, can you perform a No knock Warrant in the middle of the night. Thank you.

Ps. Please don't use my name for privacy and stuff

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NC_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

All of these people want communism. Sad.

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Plutossextape1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope all of those Karen's get fired. If you're a scared little bitch you can stay home no one is forcing you to be an adult.

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

“there’s an ice cream shop that’s still open, help how do I protect my kids!!!???”

Um if you are scared maybe Um don’t go to it, like you probably already aren’t.

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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would say about a third of these are competitors or pissed off ex-spouses/girl or boyfriends. Another third are lazy ass employees who are going to miss their jobs. The final third are Karens....

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AslanFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

BTW, this is why no red flag laws!

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Shroudedf8 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Received this from Fazio’s today, does this adhere to stay home order? Please respect my privacy by not naming mefor bringing it to your attention."

HaHa. I guess he missed the part about sending emails to public officials makes them public record. Dumbass.

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OneOfMany_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

All the people begging not to have their names disclosed because they fear being fired for reporting their own business!

I feel like writing the owner of each of those businesses.

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neurojerk 3 points ago +3 / -0

This shit is disturbing. One of them turned in a wedding and reported that the people were hugging each other. That is totally wrecked. How full of venomous hatred do you have to be?

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RandomBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Karen needs to get laid more.

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who’s going to do the dirty though?

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RandomBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put on a blindfold and take one for your country.

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BuffaloReaper94 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a bunch of fucking assholes.

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Dizzyedge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow..that is pathetic.

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schiff_for_brains 1 point ago +2 / -1

What is "essential grooming" of dogs? Is somebody seriously arguing that dogs should get haircuts while people can't?

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pbarnett865 5 points ago +5 / -0

When grooming dogs pays your bills, its just as essential as any other one.

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gorillachannel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm getting to work on a few of these now: https://i.imgur.com/EwKnfmi.png