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Indianapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

No brakes

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 361,609,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.641 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!