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handpeople 80 points ago +81 / -1

So you test people, they are negative, then they get it two days later. Testing is not a fucking cure. They want to test everyone. So OK, we test 320 million people Monday. GOOD JOB!!! What happens by Friday?

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k614 48 points ago +48 / -0

They want more and more tests so the numbers for the U.S. are much higher than the rest of the world, and then they can blame Trump.

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Shreddit 38 points ago +39 / -1

What if the "test" wasn't a test - and was actually something that infects them? Where did the testing materials come from? China? Fauci's NIH division?

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NormaJeanRocks 22 points ago +23 / -1

Been saying this myself, I know things have improved but why would you have to stick something up your nose to your eyeball to test this? If its there its there, I'll spit into a cup or do the one nostril nose blow in it. Nothings going in me. And I hate that Trump had this done to him, Dont trust these people one bit.

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats why so many homeless test positive but NONE have symptoms!

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Warskullx 1 point ago +1 / -0

The testing material is just a long q-tip. You can get them anywhere. The only special treatment is making sure they stay sterile before the test. Same as the flu test. After they get a swab they test the stuff on the q-tip.

So they aren't using the test to infect people, it would take way too many people in on it.

If you want to spread the disease to rack up kill counts what would work is bullying nursing homes into taking confirmed COVID-19 cases. Then watching it spread like wildfire and kill half the nursing home.

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Thingthing22 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only way a lockdown works is if you can test everyone in America, lock them down for two weeks, test everyone again and quarantine everyone infected from both tests. Literally the only fucking way to do it and there's no god damn way that happens. My medical professional family hates me for saying this but we just have to let it happen. It's the only way.

Like Chickenpox, get everyone healthy sick, and that should be enough for herd immunity and then we're all good.

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CacheCollector 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's like people are suddenly ignoring the whole of human history on diseases. If we could just hide from a pandemic, we would have tried this before. It is isn't that easy. When did everyone get this idea that they could just magically not get sick by politicking?

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is your medical family STUPID? They didn't learn about herd immunity? Where did they go to school?

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Thingthing22 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ethics. Go read about them you dumbshit idiotic fag boi slinging insults at people who'd run circles around your dim wit ass every FUGGIN DAYYY!

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mrspaulrevere 8 points ago +8 / -0

Optics. Look, we're doing something...testing!

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Tonightm01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tests work if the system is working with you.

Testing worked in places like SK because the health system and the government were working as one. As you need the government to isolate people outside hospital (police and army etc).

The problem with America and some other countries is that's not the case. They want to drag it out over months and months. So the agenda is to work against anything Trump wants to do.

test test test

You have tests get on with it.

test test test

Go for it.

test test test

.......

The virus would already be beaten and stats opening in the far left weren't fucking around.

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mrspaulrevere 4 points ago +5 / -1

Send as many elderly as you can home from the nursing homes and long term care residences. It's time bro and sis stepped up to care for their parents in their own home or provided a separate residence for the parent.

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trumplandslide 3 points ago +4 / -1

Were they using HCQ & Zinc and/or vitamin C infusion???

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nursing homes are usually FILTHY piss smelling death centers! Not surprised 11 patients died from"COVID" if that's what actually killed them! I've had relatives who died in nursing homes in NJ and PA and they were ALL filthy shit holes! Even the ones that were considered ritzy!

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usdodsgssog 18 points ago +18 / -0

Trying to test everyone is an endless cycle of playing catch. It's great to know for science but should never be relevant to reopening. At this point it's gone on so long that I really don't give a crap. The people of Massachusetts don't want to come out of their holes anymore. Can't force society to reopen, so let it burn to the ground so the dumb Karens can wallow in their collapsed world. (Needed to vent...)

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sustainable_saltmine 18 points ago +19 / -1

FUCK TESTING

no contact tracing either. only test people suspected of being infected if they show symptoms.

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mrspaulrevere 12 points ago +12 / -0

Neighbor, you fear contact tracing? You don't want to be tested? I will need to report this for the safety of the community.

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nuts 0 points ago +1 / -1

what's the issue with contact tracing??

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The-end-of-the-world 12 points ago +12 / -0

Testing tries to prove: That you GOT it, that you HAD it, that you MAY have had it, that you MAY get it. Did you get the version with NO symptoms? Will you GIVE it to Grandma? Can you get it AGAIN ? Going by past performance, even if the experts knew the answers to ALL these questions, they’d STILL give conflicting, worthless advice.

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

If any of these are even possible you will need to be retested monthly. In fact, report for testing on the first of the month at this address. If you have symptoms stay home and we'll come to you. This is in addition to the temperature checks and testing at your workplace. If you want to travel there will be further testing before you board the plane. Have a nice day.

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Smurfection 9 points ago +9 / -0

Testing doesn't work. You could test 1,000 people going to work at 7am and they'd all test negative. By 3pm half of them could test positive. They could all be positive by the time the results came back showing they're all negative. The idea of waiting for more testing to open up is unscientific and just plain absurd.

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realJohnBarron 9 points ago +9 / -0

Had me going for a second that your post title was what he tweeted

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BlackToof_Grin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. Despite all he's said I was like "wooooooow... "

https://media.giphy.com/media/90F8aUepslB84/giphy.gif

... even looked over at my cat.

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The-end-of-the-world 6 points ago +6 / -0

Snake Plissken: “ I’ve got to get out of this place, if it’s the last thing I ever do”

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snake? I heard you were dead.

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coupgardener 5 points ago +5 / -0

Am I taking crazy pills? Seems like everybody is ignoring the part where he endorsed AOC! Hahaha

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aloha_snackbar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Run AOC!

Wat

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MAGA_Master 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not sure either.

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thehutman 2 points ago +2 / -0

So ... Escape from New York mode - activated!

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nomoreprinkles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't live in shityork. Anything shityorkers have ever done for me is to fly in, steal local contracts then fly out the same night.

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CharethCutestory 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buy calls on SALT! My god, this timeline.

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