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A Papaya and a goat test positive for COVID-19. A papaya! That’s it! After all these faulty tests all over the world, I don’t believe anyone’s numbers. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by TwoCurvedHollowFangs ago by TwoCurvedHollowFangs +79 / -0
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– TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Baaaaaaaaaahhhhhdddd thing to happen to the goat. And the papaya, since it would be rude to exclude a fruit Wuflu victim.

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– nuhbin 4 points ago +4 / -0

they fucking papayas now?

sheeeeeit

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– 556x45mm 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's a papaya, is that the shit the Egyptians wrote hieroglyphics on?

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– TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a tropical fruit. That explains it...

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– 556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

So food has China Virus too? Holy hell man, people in Tanzania are gonna starve now!

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– TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin' A. We're all gonna die but those Tanzanian folks will go first...

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– DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like a Californian?

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– BigFreedomBoner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Walnuts are technically mollusks.

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– DeuteronomyTwentyone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg, lol. Sad I have to ask but is this real!!??

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– TwoCurvedHollowFangs [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-tanzania-testing-kits-questioned-after-goat-and-papaya-test-positive-11982864

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– DeuteronomyTwentyone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow! Thank you for the article!

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– everylastjuan 3 points ago +3 / -0

First they came for your goats, then your papayas.

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