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STIDGIT64 24 points ago +24 / -0

The murder hornet is the byproduct of chine fucking Hillary.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

As if Hubbell fucking her to give us Chelsea wasn't enough

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STIDGIT64 3 points ago +3 / -0

No shot huh.

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Hitlersdog 14 points ago +14 / -0

Going to need a big Magaswatter for that commie bug.

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Shreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Patriot missile battery.

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556x45mm 13 points ago +14 / -1

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse

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SquiggyMcPepe 37 points ago +37 / -0

If you look it up you will find a ton of invasive species of all types infesting our waterways and crops and many of them are of oriental or chinese origin. How easy would it be for a chinese operative to smuggle in some invasive species and simply let them loose knowing they would eventually destroy the original habitat? Fellow pedes I think we have been under attack from china for a lot longer than our leadership has let on.

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Mrsattorney 9 points ago +9 / -0

They've infiltrated our universities and media outlets, and have effectively created unrest here.

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SquiggyMcPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

They have also started a conflict they will deeply regret. People haven't really clued into it yet but Cold War 2 just started with the news the virus did come out of a wuhan lab. It's being spun by the state dept as 'accidental' but we all know it was on purpose. Right now I think they are gathering evidence to break later that will pretty much mandate an almost complete embargo on china and start a real trade war. With tens of millions out of work you have a ready work force and we can build factories like mushrooms grow overnight with our modern construction methods. They dun fucked up now.

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SquiggyMcPepe 7 points ago +8 / -1

To be fair Australia is worse. Most things there can kill you from the animals to the insects and the trees. Oh yes even the trees try to kill you down under. The eucalyptus tree must have fire to reproduce so their leaves and gum are highly flammable and start many fires each year there.

https://www.livescience.com/40583-australia-wildfires-eucalyptus-trees-bushfires.html

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PolarBears4Trump2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hollywood and Santa Barbara and coastal cities fell in love with the Eucalyptus way back when, after the railroad builders found out it was too hard to cut and work with. They are majestic looking, and plentiful in the wealthy areas in CA.

When fires break out, their sap boils, sending a mass of flames whichever the winds blow. And shit heads like Ellen and Oprah wonder why their estates might get burned to a crisp, and not a single fucking eco-loser in CALIFORNIA protests these people

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nevermsnbc 4 points ago +4 / -0

Emerald Ash Borer

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been done,

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ordinary_love 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s NOVEL MURDER HORNET, bigot

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Brucesky420 2 points ago +2 / -0

PEOPLE. ARE. DYING. It's time for the government to take action. We must all lockdown in our houses, it's the only reasonable thing to do so people don't die to hornets!

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Fester_USMC [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

A sticky!!! Hells yeah mods 💪

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AtariArtist 5 points ago +5 / -0

They've been real careful to menion "Asia" - not FUCKING CHINA haven't they?

Just like when the UK media says some "Asians" went on a stabbing spree.

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thrakkorzog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly, the fact that now they're bringing up Murder Hornets tells me that the Wuhan freak out is calming down, and now we need something new to freak out about.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking A. I just got myself worked up over this damn Chinaman virus. Now you're telling me I have to switch over to bees?? Bees?!? Damnit, fine. clicks on CNN

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thrakkorzog 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been in the direct line of the killer bees for like 20 years now.

All I got was a bunch of nice bees that put socks on the stamens when they're with flowers.

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SmokeyMeadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

So-called "Africanized killer bees." The threat was that this invasive variety of African bees that had appeared in South America would work its way up to the US, eliminating all the more docile bee types along the way. What happened was the angry bees interbred with the docile bees, and eventually the anger was bred out of them. Meanwhile, killer or not, the bees were just bees. They could only spread as far as the warm weather would allow them.

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Chodeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Winnie the Flu

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a subspecies. It's ok to say 'Japanese murder hornet" but don't say "CHINESE murder hornet" tho - it makes Winnie the Xi cry :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_giant_hornet

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murderhornet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch what you say, that's my relative.

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Jason5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling it right now....

Few weeks from now, we will be reading a headline saying that the title “Asian Murder Hornet” is racist. I’m not joking, remember this for when that comes.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

All those poor bees, suiciding with two stingers to the back of the head after flying in a gym.

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Nothinberder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beekeeper checking in. Fuck those guys! Also fuck you Pooh!

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MAGADUDE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor Christopher Robbin, he's rolling in his grave. Pooh Bear deserves better.

Oh wait...

That's the dirtbag chicom

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Kev_dubya 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vespa mandarinia! Asian Murder Hornet is racissssst!

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malooch 1 point ago +1 / -0

AHH I BAN YOU NOW

BIG PENIS'ED AMERICAN ASSHOEEEE

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salvecitizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the stink bugs too.

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bellcurvestrikesback -2 points ago +1 / -3

They aren't bugs they're minidrones and birds aren't real