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Modus_Pwninz 72 points ago +72 / -0

I've been to two large car shows and nobody got the Corona. This virus is oddly only hitting meat processing plants and nursing homes...

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Crisgocentipede 41 points ago +41 / -0

and jails.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 29 points ago +29 / -0

amazing how deft this virus is, avoiding detection, and stoking fear

and "oh Lord, the SECOND WAVE!"

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Crisgocentipede 20 points ago +20 / -0

Really amazing how we saw a virus coming down and low and behold, states wanna open up, "NUMBER OF DEATHS GOING TO DOUBLE!!"

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MAGAlikethis 17 points ago +17 / -0

And NYC.

Honestly, it's not odd at all. All these places are disgusting, full of disgusting practices and disgusting people. Denver is a fucking shithole. Be careful where you get your meat from.

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thrakkorzog 10 points ago +10 / -0

"How dare Floridians enjoy the beaches!"

Now I just have to sit next to Charlie the Crackhead on the subway to go get my notes from my editor about how dumb Florida is for openening beaches.

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minotaurbeach 7 points ago +7 / -0

2 Places where illegal aliens have saturated our culture, and become a burden on the American tax payer.

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Thingthing22 2 points ago +2 / -0

GIYNUH warfare.

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flipping_some_tables 24 points ago +24 / -0

Are those words...... indelible? In say..... your hippocampus?

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lifeisahologram 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like a great memory.

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Please_Clap 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was texting like a mad man blowing up phones all over the US

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SquiggyMcPepe 17 points ago +18 / -1

Haha perfect.

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SquiggyMcPepe 44 points ago +44 / -0

Bet he holds a rally in a red state that opened back up in a month.

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hollow_fang 27 points ago +27 / -0

Draws absolutely yuge crowd.

No surge in cases

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Please_Clap 6 points ago +6 / -0

I pray it's in or near Georgia!

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SquiggyMcPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

It wouldn't surprise me if he did a one day notice for a multiple state run like he was doing during the last weeks before the election. I've been to a rally where they announced only the day before and it was packed to overflowing with thousands more outside. All he would have to do is hint at it then people would start watching like a hawk.

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NormaJeanRocks 20 points ago +20 / -0

A 4th of July rally would be the event of the year

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BrickSuit 14 points ago +14 / -0

3rd of July he's at Mount Rushmore

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Genericwhitemale 14 points ago +14 / -0

He’s coming on July 4 to Mt Rushmore (red state) for fireworks!

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's gonna be fucking lit at Rushmore for independence day.

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Please_Clap 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll drive there from the east coast! Did it for vacation last year. I'll do it this year again in a heart-beat for GEOTUS!

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thisisatestof2 12 points ago +12 / -0

But, but the left said in all these states that reopened everyone will get CCPVirus and be dead in a week.

It is so infuriating how every liberal out there somehow thinks catching this virus is a death sentence no matter what, when the fax have shown that it is primarily deadly two elderly with Pre-existing health conditions that probably only have weeks or months to live, not years.

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UpTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't let the grandparents die, you bigot

#1deathistoomany

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neurojerk 7 points ago +7 / -0

If we extend the life of one 94 year old cancerous diabetic for 6 months, then it's worth sending 200 million people worldwide into poverty and collapsing the livelihoods, dreams, and hope of 100s of millions more. #notdying4wallstreet #liberallogic

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

That statement aligns with all the Karen’s I have seen on Facebook saying “I am wearing my mask to protect you, not me because I may be infected and don’t know it” Or something to that effect. It makes no sense to me that if you can breathe the coronavirus in through your homemade cloth mask and get your self infected then you can certainly exhale it and get someone else infected.

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RatsCatsBats 35 points ago +35 / -0

Don’t forget Trump was bringing in rock/pop star numbers at our rallies. Wouldn’t surprise me if that element was part of releasing this bioweapon. The overlords would think nothing if upending the entire music industry for political power. Imagine wanting political power so much that you are absurdly out of touch with the People’s needs

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AetherSurreal 12 points ago +12 / -0

This guy gets it

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don’t know if people still line up for concert tickets any more. But every time I see lines for a trump rally, it brings me back to my childhood of people living up down the block for concert tickets haha

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ca18det 27 points ago +27 / -0

New normal: same as old normal but now with more corrupt coup plotters behind bars.

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GernBlanston1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fuck yes! The local news and even Dr. Fucki said the new normal will not allow any hand shakes? WTF?

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keepwinning 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who would have guessed the entire world would be LARPING as SAFE SPACES for 2+ months. Total MADNESS.

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papaguns 10 points ago +10 / -0

Section 242 of Title 18 makes it a crime for a person acting under color of any law to willfully deprive a person of a right or privilege protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States.

I just saw an article where a park ranger started preaching to a few kids about social distancing until one of them physically threw him into the lake. The guy was charged with assault but chances are he will get off.

Folks have had enough of this crap and the dictatorial democrats are showing their true colors in places like California and Massachusetts. Even the whining crybaby dem population has had enough of the people they elected.

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slrpnls 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish the people in Massachusetts were more fed up. Most seem to be perfectly happy to bend over and grab the ankles.

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anon1011101 2 points ago +2 / -0

We just protested 500+ strong yesterday on Boston Common, and we're going to Gov Baker's house next week. He needs some serious fear instilled in him

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Take it to him personally. How dare he demand what I can and cannot do with my body.

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Thehumancentipede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Making these crowds disappear is one of the main reasons the Democrats were very happy the virus hit us

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anon1011101 2 points ago +2 / -0

My workplace does that too. Our CEO's email today just had that stupid phrase too. I fucking hate our leadership, so I'll just take their money and do the minimum amount of work until I find a better place to work

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Norman_F_Dixon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Need an open air forum.

Tiger Stadium / Baton Rouge, La

That's fine.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they would rally in the valley I'd be there ASAP.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, until they pull this shit again next flu season.

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fool me once..

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank You, I love this!

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utfanx2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ridiculous to believe the chinese flu will change 5000 years of tradition.

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gateway-project 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just imagine the joy and high energy abounding, once rallies are able to be as they were before the attack!!!

IT WILL BE HISTORIC!

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jgardner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah... it's going to be even GREATER!

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theoriginalcrewdog 2 points ago +2 / -0

You sir, made me miss reddit gold

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PM_Me_Cute_Raccoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Kept you waiting, huh?"

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ACuriousWingnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is corona even a concern anymore? Honestly. Does anyone beside MSM and Karens give a shit? The main talking point now is the state mandated lockdowns and mask-wearing. COVID-1984 itself seems to be old news.

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mikejones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only have to worry about someone getting coronavirus and then showing up and coughing everywhere. Demorats know no low

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think there'll be a little bit less alphabet soup in our policies

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SJBHamilton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope the new normal will be a BETTER normal than the old one. If there is anything this virus response has done, it has shown which political leaders revealed their inner Nazis.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinda strange how fast and wide spread that phrase spread. Makes one wonder.