If Biden can stop Corn Pop, the Wu flu doesn't stand a chance against his strong leadership! Biden will raise tthose 60,000 from the dead! And they will vote (D), just like they did right after they died!
Look Fat! If I’m elected Senator, I’m gonna raise those 60,000,000 Americans that died from the Swine Flu back from the dead and put 720,000,000 Trans Women of Color back to work in the record player factories.
I've always wondered about this one. There must be SOME sort of context, right? Was someone called Corn Pop being discussed at all? Or was it just total what the fuck dementia?
Edit: it was his first wife and his daughter. And the other driver was not, according to the police investigation at the time, drunk; but Biden has repeatedly claimed that he was.
Regardless of whether the other driver was drunk, you’d think losing your wife and daughter in a horrible car accident would leave you much less forgiving of idiots who drive drunk. What’s up with Joe?
Didn't he think his wife was his daughter? Might explain.
Also, first time I saw this clip, best part is when the interviewer made an uncomfortable nod and silently changed cards/questions...
For context, he was asked if he would consider a DUI a felony worthy of deporting illegals. So illegals can wrack up all the DUIs they want.
And his wife wasn't killed by a drunk driver, the other driver was as dry as the Saharra. While it was tragic, both drivers were sober, but that never stopped Joe Biden from claiming that the driver was drunk.
I'm sure the other driver was already torn up about what happened, but Biden goes on national television and claims the guy who killed his wife was a drunk driver. Total scum bag.
If Joe ever emerges for a debate I’d love to see Trump return the favour. Shake his hand in greeting and then immediately grab and rub Joe’s chin so he can see how ridiculous and demeaning an action it is.
Lol same here. Bring on the Presidential Debate, POTUS has shot down the so called 'brightest' reporters in the game day after day, I would love to witness the bloodbath of what would be a Trump/Biden debate, sadly I do not think it'll ever happen.
It’s pretty telling that their main strategy for 2020 has now become to hide their own candidate, and that all counter strategies have become simply showing their candidate in unedited footage doing things in public to promote his own campaign.
Anti Trump footage usually tries to take him out of context to say things like “Illegals... Rapists... Putin.” Anti Biden footage is just Biden saying things in context at public political events, often hosted and filmed at his own request. I’d be willing to pay to see the Trump v Biden debate/massacre. Charge admission. I’d go. It’d fill arenas. Give the money to cancer babies after or something.
“Everybody’s talking about how well the debate did. It was the highest rated program the world has ever seen. I think Joe Biden did a good job, but some people are saying he didn’t—not me, but some people are saying he didn’t do a job job. He didn’t do as good as me, and it’s not enough to be president, but he showed up and I’ll give him that.“ — An Anonymous President
The people who don’t have Stage 4 TDS and only have a slight case (thanks to the constant “Orange Man Bad” from the Fake Media) will see what’s really going on once Biden is inevitably put on full display after the Democrat convention and the presidential debates. That’s IF Biden doesn’t get replaced and/or somehow doesn’t participate in the debates / stays hidden. And that’s a big fucking “if”.
That has to be their play, I just can’t fathom how or why a voter seeing this would still for vote him and in turn a deep state puppet master president or some pandering VP pick. I just think the Dem voters have to see through this and/or holding out for him to be replaced by someone else. Then again, the stupidity of some never ceases to amaze me. Dunning-Kruger and all, I guess there’s nearly 50% of people who are technically below average intelligence, and most of those clearly are voting Democrat.
Bloomberg is hated by everyone who isn’t on his payroll.
Buttigeig only got his first pube last year.
Imagine a Republican primary where the only candidates were Jeb Bush, Literal Hitler, Also Hitler, a 11 year old boy, or a random bum off the street. You’d vote for Jeb, even though he’s pretty terrible, wouldn’t you?
Well, that or the random bum. And in this analogy, they’re both Joe Biden.
Incumbents almost always win.
Seems like their best shot against him, a traditional establishment man. I bet most are just going through the motions to make money off the process.
I read that as "Biden to resign soon after he is impregnated so that his female VP takes over as the first female president"
I know I just need some sleep, but it was like Biden himself was saying it. And it sounds just like something he would say, that's how fucking crazy his whole candidacy is.
You know there's a problem when if I wanted to make a bad lip reading version of Biden Speeches, I couldn't make up anything sillier than what Biden already says.
It's sad watching people trying to defend this. Apparently that's a thing from a movie that was made in 1952. That is Joe Biden's frame of reference for what all the the hep cats are saying. We made fun of the NO MALARKY tour bus, but seriously his brain is stuck in 1952/
Here's the deal, okay, three things. Number ONE, my good friend Barack America also has my back! TWO, remember, I don't work for you, JACK-- you don't like it then go vote for the other Biden for Senate 30330. FIVE, turn on your record players to hear about the thing, you know.. and that's it. Period. Why am I stopping? My times up. Yes sir.
This is great, but you left out so much. I realize you can't just link to every video he ever had though - still I'd add in the "So I learned about roaches" thing!
Trump's campaign is like America and Bidens campaign is like Iraq during the invasion. There was no pause in our fight and there was no quarter given until victory, they didn't know or understand what hit them.
CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE
I'm so happy Biden took care of him, I was having the worst nightmares of Cornpop attacking me while I was rubbing Biden's leg.
That's... Definitely a different way of looking at it haha
If Biden can stop Corn Pop, the Wu flu doesn't stand a chance against his strong leadership! Biden will raise tthose 60,000 from the dead! And they will vote (D), just like they did right after they died!
Look Fat! If I’m elected Senator, I’m gonna raise those 60,000,000 Americans that died from the Swine Flu back from the dead and put 720,000,000 Trans Women of Color back to work in the record player factories.
I've always wondered about this one. There must be SOME sort of context, right? Was someone called Corn Pop being discussed at all? Or was it just total what the fuck dementia?
You can find the full video. He was opening a pool and telling a boring Grampa Simpson anecdote about when he worked as a lifeguard.
Some kind of run in with a bad dude named Corn Pop ensued, but I’m damned if I can recall the details of the meandering and incredibly dull story.
That drunk driving one was new to me. This guy is great. Bring on the campaign!
Why did he say it so aggressively while pointing at that girl? WTF
I imagined he was prepped with the interviewees background checks and knew she had a felony DUI...
Wasn’t Joe’s first wife killed by a drunk driver?
Edit: it was his first wife and his daughter. And the other driver was not, according to the police investigation at the time, drunk; but Biden has repeatedly claimed that he was.
Regardless of whether the other driver was drunk, you’d think losing your wife and daughter in a horrible car accident would leave you much less forgiving of idiots who drive drunk. What’s up with Joe?
Didn't he think his wife was his daughter? Might explain. Also, first time I saw this clip, best part is when the interviewer made an uncomfortable nod and silently changed cards/questions...
For context, he was asked if he would consider a DUI a felony worthy of deporting illegals. So illegals can wrack up all the DUIs they want.
And his wife wasn't killed by a drunk driver, the other driver was as dry as the Saharra. While it was tragic, both drivers were sober, but that never stopped Joe Biden from claiming that the driver was drunk.
I'm sure the other driver was already torn up about what happened, but Biden goes on national television and claims the guy who killed his wife was a drunk driver. Total scum bag.
He said there would be pussy at the VP spot, I guess he wasn't ruling out Beto.
So fucking weird.
If Joe ever emerges for a debate I’d love to see Trump return the favour. Shake his hand in greeting and then immediately grab and rub Joe’s chin so he can see how ridiculous and demeaning an action it is.
In reply to deporting felony illegals. Still considered a felony for anyone here legally.
Lol same here. Bring on the Presidential Debate, POTUS has shot down the so called 'brightest' reporters in the game day after day, I would love to witness the bloodbath of what would be a Trump/Biden debate, sadly I do not think it'll ever happen.
It’s pretty telling that their main strategy for 2020 has now become to hide their own candidate, and that all counter strategies have become simply showing their candidate in unedited footage doing things in public to promote his own campaign.
Anti Trump footage usually tries to take him out of context to say things like “Illegals... Rapists... Putin.” Anti Biden footage is just Biden saying things in context at public political events, often hosted and filmed at his own request. I’d be willing to pay to see the Trump v Biden debate/massacre. Charge admission. I’d go. It’d fill arenas. Give the money to cancer babies after or something.
The Pay-Per-View numbers would be yuge! The biggest numbers anyone has ever seen. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.
“Everybody’s talking about how well the debate did. It was the highest rated program the world has ever seen. I think Joe Biden did a good job, but some people are saying he didn’t—not me, but some people are saying he didn’t do a job job. He didn’t do as good as me, and it’s not enough to be president, but he showed up and I’ll give him that.“ — An Anonymous President
drunk drivers are just as good as black drivers
Should have included the clip of Biden telling that one guy he doesn't work for him.
10/10 video still though.
if you happen to have a minute, would you mind sharing a link? This gaffe escapes me, there's just sooooo many!
I really doubt that.
Jesus, how can anyone be this stupid to vote for this guy. Both of these old yokels make Trump seem like he's in his mid-30's. What an embarrassment.
The people who don’t have Stage 4 TDS and only have a slight case (thanks to the constant “Orange Man Bad” from the Fake Media) will see what’s really going on once Biden is inevitably put on full display after the Democrat convention and the presidential debates. That’s IF Biden doesn’t get replaced and/or somehow doesn’t participate in the debates / stays hidden. And that’s a big fucking “if”.
That has to be their play, I just can’t fathom how or why a voter seeing this would still for vote him and in turn a deep state puppet master president or some pandering VP pick. I just think the Dem voters have to see through this and/or holding out for him to be replaced by someone else. Then again, the stupidity of some never ceases to amaze me. Dunning-Kruger and all, I guess there’s nearly 50% of people who are technically below average intelligence, and most of those clearly are voting Democrat.
They had shitty other options.
Bernie is a literal communist.
Warren is Bernie but less likeable.
Bloomberg is hated by everyone who isn’t on his payroll.
Buttigeig only got his first pube last year.
Imagine a Republican primary where the only candidates were Jeb Bush, Literal Hitler, Also Hitler, a 11 year old boy, or a random bum off the street. You’d vote for Jeb, even though he’s pretty terrible, wouldn’t you?
Well, that or the random bum. And in this analogy, they’re both Joe Biden.
and no wonder, bet even most democrats know that lining for 2020 can count for political suicide; at least to those of establishment side
Right, Biden is taking the fall.
Incumbents almost always win. Seems like their best shot against him, a traditional establishment man. I bet most are just going through the motions to make money off the process.
I read that as "Biden to resign soon after he is impregnated so that his female VP takes over as the first female president"
I know I just need some sleep, but it was like Biden himself was saying it. And it sounds just like something he would say, that's how fucking crazy his whole candidacy is.
that video of her endorsmenet screams dystopian nightmare to me
probably because she looks like a weird cyborg and talks like one
You know there's a problem when if I wanted to make a bad lip reading version of Biden Speeches, I couldn't make up anything sillier than what Biden already says.
I still have no idea how he could call someone a 'dog faced pony soldier' and people act like that's just normal.
It's sad watching people trying to defend this. Apparently that's a thing from a movie that was made in 1952. That is Joe Biden's frame of reference for what all the the hep cats are saying. We made fun of the NO MALARKY tour bus, but seriously his brain is stuck in 1952/
Come on man, you know the thing!
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Here's the deal, okay, three things. Number ONE, my good friend Barack America also has my back! TWO, remember, I don't work for you, JACK-- you don't like it then go vote for the other Biden for Senate 30330. FIVE, turn on your record players to hear about the thing, you know.. and that's it. Period. Why am I stopping? My times up. Yes sir.
Damnit! Now I have to vote for Biden.
Why? Did you find information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?
Yes.
FuckTube is gonna delete it
Can you go deeper than 6 feet under?
Brilliant!
Oh boy, what a mess
Look fat
these are getting more brutal by the day and couldn’t be happier
Vicious
This is great, but you left out so much. I realize you can't just link to every video he ever had though - still I'd add in the "So I learned about roaches" thing!
Trump's campaign is like America and Bidens campaign is like Iraq during the invasion. There was no pause in our fight and there was no quarter given until victory, they didn't know or understand what hit them.
Does Nancy Pelosi blink? Getting some Hannibal Lecter vibes from her.
where is the clip of him saying Its a good thing that White people in the USA will be a minority??
WE CHOOSE TRUTH OVER FACTS