Listen sick, here's the deal. Three things. Number one, come on man. Number two, that's just malarkey, number three, I WROTE THE CONSTITUTION, ME! it was around the time I got my first leg hairs, at the pool with the kids trying to grab them while sitting on my lap. So anyways, number five, Barack America is a good friend of mine, he helped with the cockroaches and the thing, you know. So listen Jack, make sure to go vote for Biden/Corn Pop 30330 for US Senate, or else go vote for the other Biden. And that's it, period. If you don't like it then you're full of shit, we can take it outside man. Lastly, I-- my times up. Why am I stopping? Got it Jack? Period! PERIOD!... Z_zzzzzzzzzzzz
Mr Biden? We are live in 10 seconds, please wake up!
Biden: I was sleeping? Fuck it, it's push up time!
Caption contest? I'll start!
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrt... Snif, sniff
Listen sick, here's the deal. Three things. Number one, come on man. Number two, that's just malarkey, number three, I WROTE THE CONSTITUTION, ME! it was around the time I got my first leg hairs, at the pool with the kids trying to grab them while sitting on my lap. So anyways, number five, Barack America is a good friend of mine, he helped with the cockroaches and the thing, you know. So listen Jack, make sure to go vote for Biden/Corn Pop 30330 for US Senate, or else go vote for the other Biden. And that's it, period. If you don't like it then you're full of shit, we can take it outside man. Lastly, I-- my times up. Why am I stopping? Got it Jack? Period! PERIOD!... Z_zzzzzzzzzzzz
Mr Biden? We are live in 10 seconds, please wake up!
Biden: I was sleeping? Fuck it, it's push up time!