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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 28 points ago +28 / -0

Checking in from Titusville, Brevard County. I have yet to put one of these on. AND LET ME TELL YOU... walking into a Lowe's, a Publix, anywhere that you're "allowed" to be, without a mask on has every Karen in the place walking by giving you the hairy eyeball. Yesterday at Walmart I even heard someone say 'ugh, and half these people don't even have masks on.'

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kag-2020- 16 points ago +16 / -0

Great opportunity to dish out red pills. Just start by telling them you had it last fall with everyone else and tell them they most likely did too and should get tested for antibodies. If they ask if you had the test tell them it's protected health information.

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tomjefferson 22 points ago +22 / -0

Or, just tell them to fuck off and mind their own business. It’s incredibly liberating.

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Luminous_2a 12 points ago +12 / -0

Another option would be to say something like, "You realize if I punched you in the mouth right now and broke your teeth, it will be weeks before you can see a dentist."

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kag-2020- 11 points ago +11 / -0

I guess I just enjoy destroying SJW's credibility because they truly believe they are morally superior.

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GAGASays 10 points ago +10 / -0

Meanwhile, they keep touching and moving their mask with their hands and removing the mask to talk and don't hesitate to get uncomfortably close.

Masks are a placebo for most situations. It's security theater.

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 6 points ago +8 / -2

Well, I was there for groceries not chinese garbage, and I've never had any problem buying ammo from their shelves. Shit on them if you want, but they have everything I want to buy today all in one place while employing hundreds of people who live in my community.

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SuperSilly 5 points ago +5 / -0

For people who don't live in big cities, Walmart is all we have.

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knightofday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao those people are ridiculous

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

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Racerx719 11 points ago +11 / -0

Clay here, but been near Gainesville over the weekend. Outside the area you see the onesie twosie masks and it’s usually what would be at risk people. Gainesville they’ve gone full retard. Although fuck it. It was nice sitting in a restaurant. We were the only ones there lol and NO MASKS!

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Mexicola1976 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wearing a mask in a fucking restaurant is next level retarded.

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +4 / -0

In my state we don’t have inside dining yet.

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aKekabove 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is Florida making their employees wear masks??,. In KY starting may 11. All employees of all business have to wear tjem

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PepesCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I genuinely do not understand the implementation of mandatory masks NOW, after we’re pretty much past this.

Even more annoying is my gym is going to require social distancing when they open. How the hell are you supposed to workout like that? I froze my membership and told them I’m not coming back until they’re open without rules/restrictions.

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Racerx719 10 points ago +11 / -1

Anyone else find it funny as restrictions eased some places/businesses NOW require the mask? It’s almost like it’s a blatant fuck you to red states

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gDq7BG5efU3PvYb 7 points ago +7 / -0

MFW virus 2.0 is released... 8{}

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musictower456 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wearing the mask prevents global warming though. It’ll cool down if you start wearing your mask /s

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Erikabodereka 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have honed the skill of "not giving a fuck" into a fine art over the years. It keeps me from noticing the stink eye and hearing any tuts.

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Jastra 3 points ago +3 / -0

What I find funny is, when we all statistically more likely to contract the controlavirus about 6 weeks ago I seen far less people with masks then I do now.

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Azarak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Went to my favorite restaraunt today. The employees weren't even wearing masks. Most patrons weren't either. The only person wearing one is a cancer patient and was happy to be there. Based business, based community!

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to go to a restaurant. I want to be waited on instead of cooking. Half wit is making me crazy.

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clermont here, about 2/3 of people wearing them at Publix. It his grown on me tbh, I don't have to talk to anyone.

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Chill_Greta_Chill 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what headphones are for. 😂

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just wear a full NATO NBC mask with noise canceling gun range headphones, just in case theres corona virus, or mustard gas, or Russia finally sends their ICBMs. Always be prepared my grandpa used to say.

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True-Grit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that you Derrick Lewis?

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BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now these are the construction masks right?

If so, if you ever sanded a floor with one of these one you know what a complete moron anyone is who wears one is. Oh man, if only they worked...I mean they help, wear one. But I can only think of all those sinus infections I'd never have if they actually blocked all saw dust which is a million times bigger and heavier than some Chinese made virus.

Karens with their endless virtue signalling only reveal how stupid and self-absorbed and privileged they are.

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Halcyoncritter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't worn one of those since thie craziness started. if I get weird looks I ain't seeing them and I don't care a whit.

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