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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (media.patriots.win) VERY FAKE NEWS
posted ago by Space_Force ago by Space_Force +1260 / -0
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SwampDrain2020 172 points ago +172 / -0

He knows another man when he sees one.

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Brownwaterboys 28 points ago +28 / -0

HONK! HONK!

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Oda_nicullah 11 points ago +11 / -0

HONKITY HONK HONK

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LacyLiberty 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sheesh. Time was when a gay dude was the best and most fun shopping companion a straight chick could have.

Whatever happened to the normal kind of queer eye?

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Weremoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

My best friend is a gay conservative. The following is his analysis (paraphrased in my words)

The homosexual agenda is like Islam. When it has no power, it is all about tolerance/peace and acceptance. Then as it grows in power it becomes about affirmation and conversion. Then when it gains enough power it becomes about compulsion.

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LacyLiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's scary shit.

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Weremoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're at stage two for both but on the doorstep for stage three with the gays

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Weremoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which accomplishes the demonic plan better?

My money is on Islam. Demonic activity centers around perverting the natural order of the universe. Homosexuality perverts the completeness of humanity found in the productive joining between male and female, but Islam perverts the very relationship between God and His creation.

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FaustyArchaeus 17 points ago +18 / -1

Awesome comment. Don Lemon only did not see Mike was a dude cause his cock was black

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cybertoke 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO, WE PRESIDENT!!

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uvontheterrible 62 points ago +63 / -1

Michelle Obama is prettier and more accomplished than Don Lemon.

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Space_Force [S] 49 points ago +49 / -0

Don le Mon is more feminine than Big Mike.

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Rainman 15 points ago +15 / -0

Isn't Don Lemon a woman?

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epaminondas 9 points ago +9 / -0

He/she/it sure appears to be more of a woman, but these days its offensive to speculate I've been told.

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LacyLiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's not saying much, but it's spot on.

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Space_Force [S] 52 points ago +53 / -1

Don le Mon really is the dumbest person on TV and he has a lot of competition.

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Brownwaterboys 13 points ago +13 / -0

Worst Journalist of the Year, Don Lemon, Worst Journalist of the year.

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txladyvoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

And he proves it!

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kommisar6 35 points ago +35 / -0

Hold on, people actually spend time watching shows where this is the subject matter? Get a hobby people. Stop wasting time on irrelevant crap.

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daty_dato 9 points ago +9 / -0

I believe that if you are in a coma they do leave the t.v.

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SwordandBored11 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I were in a coma and some minimum-wage buttwiper (was a CNA for years) put my TV on CNN, I would wake my ass up and change the channel.

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deadlyblackcentipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nobody watches CNN, except if they are sitting in an airport or on a treadmill in the gym.

Even hardcore liberal rarely watch it. They watch MSDNC instead.

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LurkNoMore 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was a headline at Gateway Pundit. I doubt anyone here watched the original.

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patriot51 26 points ago +27 / -1

Big Mike in this shot looks like Bigfoot when he's caught off guard buy one of those trail cameras.

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txladyvoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean when there wasn't a bathroom anywhere around?

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ClumsyChef 6 points ago +6 / -0

When they stole his beef jerky

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RespectMyNipples5 5 points ago +5 / -0

He needs to get a visit from Islam one of these days

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HughGRection 16 points ago +16 / -0

She has manly facial features and she has a Serena Williams type body. Now, I've nothing against women built like brick shithouses. They're got us through some tough times as a species. But no one should be claiming they're pretty.

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LacyLiberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's mighty MIGH-TAY

Just lettin' it all hang out!

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168753 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7686410218269261467686624% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1855.61539696910849407249236 MILES WIDE and 494.538094984743589342232241 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168754 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7687818705290044916048832% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1855.62639301301271567740648 MILES WIDE and 494.541025528763457099186738 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Slayenemy909 15 points ago +15 / -0

DON LEMON IS GAY, SO OF COURSE HE IS MORE ATTRACTED TO THE MAN!

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Ramasun 14 points ago +16 / -2

Well, I guess if I was gay I'd go for the one with a dick too.

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Beat_to_Quarters 13 points ago +13 / -0

When they go low, we go high, was one of the most delusional beliefs the left convinced themselves they did.

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left going high.... LOL! Good lord!

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BoughtByBloomberg 10 points ago +10 / -0

All she did was get every school kid to hate her.

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SwordandBored11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pokemon Go got more kids outside exercising in 1 month than Big Mike did in 8 years.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 9 points ago +10 / -1

Of course Don Lemon would find the man more attractive.

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Shariablue_Sorosbots 9 points ago +9 / -0

Evan Evan Evan Evan, hold on, hold on, can you fact-check? Hang on, Evan Perez? Michael Obama is prettier than Melania? Fact-check that for me, on the fly.

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Jerseydeplorable 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine being so broken by GEOTUS, this is all you have left in the tank. Lemonhead is unhinged.

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journalist 7 points ago +7 / -0

LMAO!!!! You have to give it to CNN, that was funny!!!

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whiskey_shitz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don says all kinds of stupid shit.

Put it on the pile

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Canadiapede7 6 points ago +6 / -0

Melania is a european goddess, fuck Don and his fetish for black trannies who have bigger dicks than his sour lemon ass.

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RespectMyNipples5 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😅🤣😂

🤔

No.

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Butcher_bear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don Lemon is such a fitting name. He is a bitter little fruit, for sure.

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Craftyogre 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing Michelle has that Melania doesn't is a penis.

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DatNewbChemist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well he's also gay... Soooo.... Maybe his judgement is being a little clouded by some ahem more masculine features

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Pappy_Gunn 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF does Lemon know about women?

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Space_Force [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

More than he knows about journalism.

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RussianBotSeries2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jamie Foxx would be the perfect person to portray Michael Obama in Hollywood movies.

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JimmyJames 3 points ago +3 / -0

Michelle Obama has man hips, wide shoulders, and arms like Apollo Creed.

I noticed a long time ago that the same people trying to convince us that Michelle is beautiful and elegant are the same people who praise trannies as gorgeous.

Miss me with that gaslighting shit.

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AlohaChris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Learning to walk in heels as a tranny is a type of accomplishment.

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smurphyswimmer 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Lemonhead's defense, he does like men so this makes a lot of sense.

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-Lumenatra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, he is attracted to guys..

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need a new LMAOROFL emoji. The one we have is insufficient.

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speedychef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don Lemon loves men.. so i guess this makes sense.

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RussianLimbaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Translation: Big Mike has male privilege.

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tiberseptim37 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leave it to the gay dude to pick the lady linebacker.

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Cambionr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, he’s a gay man, so...

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rajbaj2222 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scent of a Lemon. Hoooaahhh!

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ShitComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Said a gay man who knows an Ass when he sees it.

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael Obama looks like Lebron James's dad

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BrianSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael is one ugly motherfucker

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s hilarious! Lmfao. A faggot wouldn’t know shit about him

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Waitafriggingminute 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe Don Lemon is a racist?

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atthefeetofmonsters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's the sauce?! Never mind I don't think I want it. LOL.

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah if you are attracted to disgusting male animal beasts, sure.

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559throw 2 points ago +2 / -0

He really is the dumbest man on television

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michelle Obama's greatest accomplishment is passing as a female.

(lol jk he doesn't pass)