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AbrahamLincoln 58 points ago +58 / -0

At some point after you grow a fourth chin, why don't you sit down and reevaluate your dozen-cheeseburgers-for-breakfast policy?

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DJTrumpMAGA 27 points ago +32 / -5

I'm sorry but I can't ever take people seriously who don't care for their own body. If you're a 300+ pound obese person telling me how to live my life you've lost me at square one. It's like having a dentist with no teeth telling you how to care for your own teeth.

This is also another reason why there's so much hatred for conservatives. Before I try to advocate for what OTHERS do I should first worry about ME. Conservatives believe in taking care of yourself first. It begins with good health, a strong work ethic, caring about your family, and knowing that there is a higher power. Conservatives have already won before they even began because you know 70% of the libtards are going to die early from poor health.

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MAGAmanXXL 11 points ago +13 / -2

The GEOTUS is technically obese, but it doesn't hinder his abilities to lead from the front. I personally know many pedes that are on the heavier side. I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss someone based on how they look.

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Paul_Revere 4 points ago +4 / -0

The GEOTUS is technically obese, but it doesn't hinder his abilities to lead from the front.

I has the potential to cut them short, though. He really needs to lose some weight.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +3 / -1

There is one hell of a difference between obese and overweight.

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DJTrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

GEOTUS is technically obese...but that's because the man is literally working around the clock. The man barely sleeps. I've never seen a work ethic like this in my life.

Keep this in mind - if GEOTUS wasn't the president and one day decided that he wanted to be lean and fit as a fiddle there's NO DOUBT in my mind that he could change his physical appearance in 3-4 months. Because you know damn well that GEOTUS would work his ass off, and like everything else, he would be at the top for his age.

I'm certain that food is DJT's one small vice and if the man wants a hamburger and ice cream he fuckin deserves it!!

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neurojerk 1 point ago +1 / -0

He makes a good general point about the conservative principle of self-development, but I agree, plenty of good, jolly-fat conservatives out there that I would listen to and respect, although it does lose you a few points for sure.

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Jobu567 1 point ago +1 / -0

Going to totally tweet this if it's ok.

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DJTrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would appreciate the tweet!! I'm just a pede toiling away trying to help other pedes and spread the word. Anything you can do to further spread the word is all good!!

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one3five 3 points ago +3 / -0

i legit lol'ed

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

He has a fat white-woman pork face.

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Former_RM2 1 point ago +1 / -0

But, but, but...muh glandular conditions!

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ClownShowPede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Switch to an all hamberder diet

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treetrunks 42 points ago +42 / -0

Only trump could get Moonface trending worldwide at 1am.

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Mrsattorney 13 points ago +13 / -0

I lost it when I read that. I was reading POTUS'S tweet to my husband, and I couldn't even say "Moonface" because I was laughing so hard.

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the_bird 5 points ago +5 / -0

Epic Moonface! Up there with Crooked.

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did this moonface do anyway? I missed something

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Deplorable_Yankee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Moonface has been a complete dbag from day one.

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the_bird 4 points ago +4 / -0

By far, the most Punchable Moonface ever of all time.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sad little lump of cuck is George Conway, Kellyanne's "husband."

He is an anti-Trump propagandist RINO. (I think he's calling himself an "independent" now, but I don't have anything in common with him apart from our mutual interest in Kellyanne.) Moonface is doing everything in his power (which fortunately isn't very effective) to undermine Our President's work, and Kellyanne's work in the process. He can't take it that his wife is more successful/famous than he is, and has allowed his butthurt to fester into full-blown Trump Derangement Syndrome.

It's a sad situation. This gives me even more respect for Kellyanne, because she endures a lot of rudeness in the course of her work and deserves better emotional support off-the-clock. She handles a lot of stress gracefully, I am always impressed with her poise in dealing with unreasonable "behavior" from fake-"news" "journalists."

>Fun fact: Kellyanne Conway is the real "glass-ceiling" breaker, if there is such a thing. She is the first female Campaign Manager to oversee a winning Presidential Campaign. (And her 50th birthday was on Trump's Inauguration Day, that's why she was wearing the fun outfit <3 <3 <3)

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nothegreatrefuser 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm totally in the camp that all of Moonface's song and dance routine is more about his relationship with Kellyanne than about Trump.

He's acting like a failure who has now been surpassed by his spouse. I'm sure Kellyanne is the major earner in the relationship at this point, and that he was a very different person when they got married. Moonface has likely allowed all of his bitterness and lack of fulfillment to twist him into a caricature of a man and is now passive aggressively lashing out at the person he blames for his failure--Kellyanne.

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

Moonface is a mediocrity with no impressive accomplishments on his resume. (Although, he may get some attention for the amount of Soros money he loses through his "Lincoln Project" super-PAC trying to get the Gropey Joe/Crooked Hillary shitshow elected.)

George Conway has let his impotent rage consume him, driven unto career-suicidal #resistance by illogical contrarian butthurt. Like any "good" Leftist Agenda propagandist in search of Soros funding, Moonface is flailing for any possibility of finding self-esteem through slandering Our President and attacking America First policies. His latest attempt at personal failure is the "Lincoln Project," an anti-Trump super-PAC currently focusing on false-propaganda attack ads. This will eventually result in lulz when the Trump Curse comes to roost, leaving Moonface an impoverished embarrassment with nothing to show for his "efforts."

Kellyanne Conway is a successful political consultant with an excellent resume who has been held in high regard by her peers for her work for decades. To make matters "worse," she is a very pretty lady of the "beauty-queen" level (Kellyanne won the "New Jersey Blueberry Princess" pageant at 16.) Moonface can never hope to achieve a fraction of her status: he will never be part of a winning Presidential Campaign, will never be a popular guest on MSM "news"/talk-shows, will never be considered physically attractive. The only thing that guy has going for him: he's married to her, but the best he can do with his time is obsess about coming up with any desperate scheme to undermine her accomplishments.

tl;dr Moonface, LOL. What a steaming 4-chinned lump of cuck.

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HockeyMom4Trump 34 points ago +34 / -0

Kelleyanne is hot. She could do so much better than an angry moonface!

He is so disrespectful to her.

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stepping_razor123 15 points ago +17 / -2

There is something seriously wrong with the "husband". Pretty sure they are married in name only. The only thing I can say is I never even think about any ex-girlfriends I had. If you asked me now I wish them the best I suppose I don't harbour any ill-will thats for sure. Maybe when I was young I acted like a *desperate bitch for a few days after being dumped trying to win them back, but within a week pride would take over and I realized I had to act like a man.

  • I do not recommend this strategy for any younger pedes hehe edit, I don't recommend acting like a bitch after being dumped. Acting like a man and moving on is the best thing to do.
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HockeyMom4Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

I always tell my boys to just trust that if you get dumped, she wasn’t the one for you and a better fit is on down the road.

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stepping_razor123 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is perfect advice. When I wrote I do not recommend this strategy I meant acting like a desperate bitch, to be clear its not a good strategy. Your advice is perfect.

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independentbystander 4 points ago +4 / -0

married in name only

MINO

There seem to be a lot of MINOs in Permanent Washington. It is common to see marriages of convenience between government big-wigs and MSM/corporate big-wigs, taking mutual advantage of the conflicts-of-interest/insider-trading opportunities.

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Keln 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm guessing he's one of those typical scumbags around the swamp who doesn't want to lose their precious "access" in DC.

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Gingersmom2009 7 points ago +7 / -0

Really. The wife is in a very important, very public position -- and his reaction is to be a transparently jealous, noxious turd at every possible opportunity. Way beyond disrespect, it's malicious. She's a nice RC girl from Hammonton, NJ. She'll stay with him to keep the family intact until they're out of the limelight. Then done.

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

^ THIS ^

>CNN, 2025: "How dare you divorce your husband after his years of service dedicated to undermining Douroumbpfh's administration? Is it because of his opposition to your racism?"

>Kellyanne, 2025: "Because he's a little bitch, Jim. Just like you. You would know all about that, wouldn't you? Member when you were so desperate after your wife left that you went on a date with Huma Abedin during the Campaign? Jim. Jim. Abilio!!! Stop crying, we're on TV."

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Indianapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did this fat, disrespectful beta land her? Serious.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let this be a lesson to all you young pedes out there. No girl is out of your league. Go for it, talk to them, the hottest girls get tons of fake attention and those girls are usually pretty insecure and want real men. If this ugly fuck is schtooping a MILF like Kellyanne, you can too.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can confirm you are correct. Lived with many females in college and the best looking girls were waiting for a decent guy that was just about looks. They wanted to be recognized for their smarts, kindness, etc.

Just approach those attractive girls and be a nice guy. It’s appreciated.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 21 points ago +21 / -0

If he did some fork put-downs and table push-aways, it couldn't hurt either.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be too much effort, likely would make him go into cardiac arrest.

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magabirdlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

and the chair.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

The aftershocks are still being felt around the world.

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the_bird 5 points ago +5 / -0

And on the moon.

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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magabirdlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣

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Former_RM2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate the genetic excuse. This is all about thermodynamics. If you use less energy than you intake, you will get fat. The opposite is true as well. This is a fact despite any genetic proclivities. He simply needs to eat less than what he's currently eating. The laws of thermodynamics cannot by sidestepped by genetics.

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Former_RM2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, you mean his ugly gene. I thought you were talking about his fat gene.

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Former_RM2 1 point ago +1 / -0

My reply to that is; eat less. Sure, I'll concede that metabolism makes it easier for some to keep weight off than others, but in the end, everyone gets skinny if they don't eat enough.

I'll repeat; The laws of thermodynamics cannot by sidestepped by genetics.

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fthecoup 11 points ago +12 / -1

Moonpie has more brains.

SPEZ: Didn't Conway's group of "conservatives" endorse Joe Biden?

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Moonface stuffs himself with moonpies. Waste of moonpie.

Kellyanne should have dumped his fat ass a long time ago. She deserves so much better.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Carville and Matlin, the sequel.

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do you think POTUS tells Kellyanne this is coming?

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nothegreatrefuser 3 points ago +3 / -0

After reading this comment, I wondered if Kellyanne's the one coming up with these insults.

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Mrsattorney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. And Trump keeps saying that she "must have really done a number" on him. He said it previously, and in the tweet, and he repeated it to reporters as he was leaving for Arizona today. It sounds like he's referring to a separation/divorce settlement.

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MAGA_mantis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh shit, looking like Nadler 2.0.

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DeeDay 4 points ago +4 / -0

This type of behavior from husbands is simply a passive aggressive form of assault and battery.

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Gingersmom2009 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a fabulous screen name.

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Brulz_Lulz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a cause and effect chart.

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FaustyArchaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chookity

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love moonpies.

I really don’t know who the fuck the other thing is though. Someone needs to lower his prednisone dosage. Jeez.

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last time he had sex without secretly paying a prostitute was 2009. I know because that's around when his youngest daughter was conceived lol. No way Kellyanne has sex with this disgusting Shrek like creature.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the same picture..

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Tupatshakur 2 points ago +2 / -0

James Carville would never disrespect his Mary Matalin like moonface does.

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EpsteinLives 2 points ago +2 / -0

The banana moonpies are gross. Chocolate is the only real moonpie

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!!!!

>Gene Simmons has really let himself go.

Kellyanne can do much better. Moonface can't be that wealthy.

After The Election she should dump him, collect the child support/alimony lottery-win, and audition for a proper mate from the throngs of rich/influential Patriots who would line up to provide her with affection and proper emotional support.

>Even Tammy Bruce would be a step up, she is more manly than George Conway (what a silly simpering little cuckball.)

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Austin Powers 4: Moonfacer.

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 2 points ago +2 / -0

The terrible haircut is doing it’s best to distract from the lower half of the face but it’s not working.

What this guy needs is a big pink Mohawk or something.

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CNN_is_ISIS 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's his 1982 Hah-vahd frat-boy haircut, when he was cool and could get all the action he wanted from co-eds who were too drunk to consent or even speak at all.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

With chins like that, who needs a neck?

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HrvyWnstnDdntKllHmsf 2 points ago +2 / -0

More chins than a Chinese phonebook.

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RespectMyNipples5 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think the cow can jump over that Moonface.

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NPC1234567 1 point ago +1 / -0

With all of the CHINA influence, he's a Mooncake!

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donotclickjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did he do this time that pissed of the POTUS?

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look up "SLOB" in the pictionary and there's MOONFACE's photo.

Damn but he's gross. I hope Kellyanne doesn't have sex with that glob of pig fat.

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