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hollow_fang 34 points ago +34 / -0

Georgia has been open for a while now.

Where are all the bodies piling up on the streets that we were warned about?

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Rip_the_donaldII 16 points ago +16 / -0

I saw yesterday they had tons of people lined up at a mall in Atlanta to get some new shoes Nike released. You can guess what race they were. The same race that said the governor of GA was trying to kill them by opening up.

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Mexicola1976 16 points ago +16 / -0

Tbf, that's only race-baiting faggots who say shit like that. Actual black people, don't give a fuck.

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MoustacheWax69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actual black people, don't give a fuck.

You are correct.

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Impressive-Length 10 points ago +10 / -0

You have to wait two weeks to give the virus time to build up to the level where you can infect grandma two weeks from now, and then you have to wait another 2 weeks for your grandma to infect everyone else at the nursing home and another two weeks for all of them to die.

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AllTheWayTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then it will be time for wave 2.

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misterLahey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where are all the bodies piling up on the streets

Anybody remember all of those "leaked" videos from China from back in February and March? Of people randomly collapsing on sidewalks and at bus stops? Of people laying motionless on sidewalks?

LOL. They seemed to be bullshit back then. And even more like bullshit today.

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hollow_fang 5 points ago +5 / -0

I also remember videos of people in China shouting from apartment buildings “it’s all fake!”

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Phins360_FL 2 points ago +3 / -1

That was China standard. They work 48hrs a day. Drink like fish, smoke like chimneys. Most of those were rando vids of typical Chin life. Passing out either drunk, from lack of sleep, or on drugs.

Lets not forget the CCP staged drama of fogging the streets and welding doors shut. I mean seriously. You thought we'd believe that BS

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, it is Florida. “ Florida” where New Yorkers go to die !!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol.

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can do anything you want in Florida as long as you follow it by saying, "Whud? Ah'm from Noo Yawk!" and acting like everyone else is the asshole.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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zwiebelsaft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same applies to Alabama apparently.

Source: worked in AML, only customer with financial crimes caught during the preliminary background check was a native New Yorker

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Impressive-Length 5 points ago +5 / -0

Under the more efficient Cuomo / DeBlasio plan, New York is where New Yorkers go to die.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. I had to read twice.… Coumo - 19. Has an endless supply of dead Democrap voters.

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whoflunggoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL :D

As Cuomo sends COVID patients to nursing homes and NJ has 40% of all deaths from nursing homes.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol. I still remember… “Dec. 31, 1999: Horror or Hype? Y2K Arrives and World Trembles”

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secretbern 8 points ago +8 / -0

In two weeks please reply to every tweet saying “we’ll see in two weeks” with the same thing. it’s been two weeks already in a lot of places

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. I’ll set my caksnder!,,

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secretbern 3 points ago +3 / -0

And drink your covfefe

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two cups!!!

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PewPew_ThaDuK 7 points ago +7 / -0

i remember when bravery meant you had to sleep deep in a shithole with one eye open in case germans stormed the front lol

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol. Now walking to the mail box Is “just like a war“!

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Choppermagic 6 points ago +6 / -0

But we were all supposed to be dead from repealing net neutrality

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I barely survived that one

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been to cocktail parties, hiked populated trails, run on popular paths, shopped at groceries, farm stalls, big box home stores, and mom and pop hardware stores since all of this crap started. I sat in crowded bleachers at kids sports until the last weekend before the lockdown. Hell, I was going to the gym 6 days a week, up until the last hour they were allowed to be open. I'm still waiting for my rolling "two weeks away" death sentence!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

U are the man !!! StaY strong !!! TRUMP2020!

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Sunsetmal 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love when he goes on "Pardon My Take"

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VaPnut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations! How do you all feel?

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BrianSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

bUt WiLl YoU sTiLl Be AlIvE iN 2 wEeKs?! Rrrreeeeeeeeee

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ShiffsDeadHooker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Missouri opened a couple of days ago, but most of the restaurants are still closed except for carry-out. It's pretty shit because they made it so only the dining area could be open (not the bar area) which is insanely dumb right there, and their dining area has to support the fucking "social distancing" bullshit. And this goes for this whole month. It's wrecking these business owners' and employees' lives. We had virtually no cases at all in this part of the country, and zero deaths.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is crazy. Almost 50% of deaths are in New York.

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I ate at C's Waffles in Titusville yesterday. There were other people there and everything! We got to sit at a table!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s great !!!

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PhantomShield72 2 points ago +2 / -0

mUh sECoNd wAVe...

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BoughtByBloomberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wait till that second wave hits you in a month or 3. You'll wish you'd have died during the great Net Neutrality mass extinction.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. I’m still waiting to die from Y2K

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ippwndu 2 points ago +2 / -0

My mom turned 70 on Saturday. We broke shelter in place and all the social distancing rules to go celebrate at her house with other family.

Lots of family and friends stopped by - many of them septuagenarians. No weirdness, no masks, lots of hugs.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good for You … that is how life should be lived !!!

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not. I'm slightly disappointed.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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Phins360_FL 1 point ago +2 / -1

Tyler Durden says use soap!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. The British Empire showed the world how to use soap!!!

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I_Used_to_be_me 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake news! I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner at the expense of every Americans' grandparents, now dead because of you, you fascist nazi!

p.s. I'm so envious. I just want to go out for a decent meal so bad! Ramen for me tonight again!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol.

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

So brave

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not yet. Lol