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jughaid 181 points ago +181 / -0

Can you imagine ABC news doing a story like that now? How far mainstream news has fallen.....

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OneOfMany_MAGA 105 points ago +105 / -0

Not just the news.

All the schools would cover up his lies. The one school would say he attended “on scholarship.” The law school would have no comment about class rank.

Biden’s lies and exaggerations would go completely unchallenged now, or those pointing out the lies would be attacked.

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TallFunDom 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's Lieutenant Porky Vindman to you, sir!

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LurkNoMore 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lieutenant Colonel Oh Say Can You See to you sir!

  • El Rushbo
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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Acosta the kids..."

You, sir, accidently win the goddamn internet

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climatestatis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep him on a leash so he doesn't wander off into the car park and cause an accident.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 22 points ago +23 / -1

Biden remained in office for years because the voters of Delaware were as corrupt as he was. There are lingering rumors that his first Senate campaign was backed by the Mob.

But, you may not realize why Obama picked Biden as VP.

Biden was Obama's firewall against impeachment. He knew that few in Congress would accept Biden as President, so Obama didn't have to worry about his sketchy background being used against him.

Why do you think Obama tried to discourage Biden from running for Prez this time? He knows it will be a disaster.

I always thought: Biden was the canary in the coal mine. I never considered any effort to remove Obama from office to be serious, unless Biden was removed first. That's when Obama should have started getting nervous.

BTW, Nixon tried the same thing with Agnew. That's why Agnew had to be removed from office before removing Nixon.

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cctrumpette 7 points ago +7 / -0

And right now, Biden is the firewall between the investigation into Ukraine, the DNC (Alexa Chalupa) and collusion in the Ukraine, his son Hunter's payoffs, and billions of dollars of money laundering through Ukraine, the Ukranian embassy personnel, and illegal international arms sales.
Can't investigate your political rival right? This is why Biden was selected as the nominee.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can;t you investigate your political rival? That really is what shampeachment was about. They said DJT was somehow "afraid" to run against Biden.

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wethedownvoted 17 points ago +17 / -0

Ted Kennedy killed a girl, left her body underwater, and they reelected him for 50 years.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hillary Clinton killed..... More people than covid 19

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy cow

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TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a man lionized by our Left.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +1 / -0

"...left her underwater to die..." FTFY.

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rinoremover1 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wish you were wrong.

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PM_Me_Cute_Raccoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't he finish bottom quintile at Syracuse, or am I misremembering?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your memory did not fail you. 83rd out of 94, or something like that.

He even lied about finishing in the top "half" of the class! If you're gonna lie, you hafta lie that 47th out of 94 is the best you could do or nobody would ever believe it and everybody will check?

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Tookens 1 point ago +1 / -0

"and" not "or"

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knightofday 15 points ago +15 / -0

They’ve already started minus Tucker and 1 or 2 others

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

This 👆 l stream Tucker, l dont care to pay for procedes going to Brazile, Williams, Wallace etc.

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Deplorable223 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hannity is a poser. Anyone remember when we bombed him with snowballs at the NH debate in 2008? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7b4IqC8BA8

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't see any snowballs. We need tar and feathers. Stocks for the weekend, in the town square. They'll know we're serious when we draw and quarter. Until then we can be nice and just have 20,000 armed patriots at each State Capitol to citizen's arrest our Governors and physically remove them from Office and see them tried for mass murder and the rest of their tyranny. Civil suits, too. Class action!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 12 points ago +14 / -2

Disney doesn't own Fox News. Disney only bought Fox's entertainment assets. Fox News was spun off into a separate company. It's in the article you linked:

For Disney, this means a trove of new assets, including the 20th Century Fox film and TV studios, an additional 30% stake in Hulu, cable channels FX and National Geographic, and Indian media conglomerate Star India. For Fox, it means a new company, Fox Corporation, which includes Fox News channel and Fox’s broadcast network.

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +4 / -1

What?? Oh God...

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vegeta_ban 1 point ago +1 / -0

The deal did not include Fox News.

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WinstonOrwell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here he is lying again, claiming he was tough enough to play college football.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2014/05/10/biden-fibs-again-about-having-played-college-football/

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Brlove0915 9 points ago +9 / -0

Obama picked Biden for VP as insurance that the Clintons wouldn't have him "taken out," change my mind.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was merely confused... When he was in college he played with his balls at a peewee football game.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but 'his memory failed him', so that makes it all ok.

Somehow

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daty_dato 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait until a month out from the election and it's everywhere. Probably 100 others that are worse. Biden is trash.

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BlissBatch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you imagine ABC news doing a story like that now?

Of course—as long as it was about a politician who supported Trump.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 49 points ago +49 / -0

So Biden's memory started failing in the 1980's?

I guess he was the first to ask "Where's Hunter?"

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MAGAguitar 27 points ago +27 / -0

One aneurysm was named Hunter

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CousinEddie 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the best zingers, don’t we folks!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was Joepedo also in that accident?

We shouldn't go excusing any Biden, but it would help explain some things.

Doesn't explain why leftists want to vote for a retard though.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Comment doesn't work. Memory being fine and dementia don't go together.

I say we never mention mental incapacity until after the data passes that election rules say they can't pull the switcheroo. Plenty of other stuff we can hit him on. His mental acuity 40 years ago is a ripe target. His corruption. Joepedo

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed! I don't know if the dementia bit is just an act, but I wouldn't put it past him. No mercy for this clown!

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mintscape 9 points ago +10 / -1

These days he's asking "Who's Hunter?"

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

Quite often I forget how many degrees I have but fortunately when I do, I always say its more than I have and I was top of the class.

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mintscape 33 points ago +33 / -0

Australian here, please guys tell me what the fuck is going on? The Dems ran that old corrupt Clinton woman, now they are running the male version although the male version has more serious dementia. Biden also has very strong sexual assault allegations against him as well as corrupt ties to China.

I do not understand why they would pick such a shit candidate.

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Erikabodereka 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's the best they've got.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the answer.

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Eggnogfox 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dems base who they nominate on who nominates him. They never actually look at the candidate, just that other "smarter" people are saying you should vote for them.

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Hangemhigh64 11 points ago +11 / -0

He truly represents what they stand for.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joepedos away!

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NecturusMaculosus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because it will make his replacement look even better after the convention this summer when he withdraws for "health reasons". Joe is just a place holder to keep Bernie from getting the nomination.

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Slayenemy909 31 points ago +31 / -0

lmao, nuked

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Brucesky420 6 points ago +6 / -0

and you can't blame dementia on this one

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mintscape 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hi, it's the DNC here, have you ever considered joining our party and running for president? Do you think you could do the popcorn thing again on TV?

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WaxMyBallsBernie 7 points ago +7 / -0

We found cornpop, the bad dude

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was he running some really bad boys? Did you wrap a chain around his head? Did you put the razor blades in water to make them rusty? Look Jack, I like kids on my lap.

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BigFreedomBoner 4 points ago +4 / -0

He sounds so fucking obnoxious too - the world's most obnoxious person in fact.

Sam Donaldson is brutal.

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cook_does 20 points ago +21 / -1

"His memory has failed him", Liberals new go to line for telling an outright lie.

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PurestEvil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh nooooo! I just forgot that I am a corrupt, lying, demented, criminal scum! Happens to the best of us.

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago +9 / -0

They self admit a failing memory? Why not give this guy the nuclear codes.

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0095D 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden's already demonstrated he probably shouldn't have them back when he pointed out his military liaison who has "the codes" at a crooked rally.

No security concerns there.

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MAGAguitar 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biden's lie is so big it's served him his whole political life.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 12 points ago +12 / -0

76/85 . . . not the top of his class.

"Now says that his memory had failed him." ~ 30 years ago.

But he remembers that he did not digitally rape his staffer .......

#metoo

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Hangemhigh64 2 points ago +2 / -0

What?! 76/85 means he is better than 75 of his classmates?? <--- soon to be on networks.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Digital rape' has the wrong connotation, even if it may be technically correct.

How is this an issue in the clown world we live in?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

We lived through it.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 10 points ago +10 / -0

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Jack? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Sociology, Anthropology, and Art History, and I've been involved in numerous research missions to Ukraine and Thailand, and I have over 300 confirmed publications. I am trained in Chemical Engineering and I'm the top nanotechnology expert in the entire US Senate. You are nothing to me--nothing. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fat. As we speak I am contacting my PhD advisor Dr. Cornelius Poppe at MIT and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, you lying dog face pony soldier. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hairy legs. Not only am I extensively trained in trial law, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Title IX legislation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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alfredbester 2 points ago +2 / -0

"PhD advisor Dr. Cornelius Poppe at MIT"

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

76/85 would read again

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mathteach314159 9 points ago +9 / -0

His memory had failed him

Creepy Sleepy Joe’s memory has failed him for over 3 decades now.

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Skippious 8 points ago +8 / -0

Come on, man! If I can't remember how many grand-kids I have, how do expect me to remember the number of degrees I have?!?!

-Joe Biden

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden is a lying piece of shit, just like all the rest of the dirty dems.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 3 points ago +4 / -1

Biden is a lying piece of shit

That's a triple tautology.

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4moreyears 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden is a total sleazeball

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Dr_Falsey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sleazy B

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wallstreetclinton 7 points ago +7 / -0

"His memory failed him." Yeah, I'm sure you forget finishing 76 out of 85 in law school and then remember it as graduating in the top half.

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0311_0313 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow, this is amazing. Think Reddit wants to see this? Can you imagine r/politics....reeeeeë

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RussianLimbaugh 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is as bad as Pocahontas. Lying about unimportant shit for no reason other than just to lie.

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Hangemhigh64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lying to make him seem important and better than others.

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123breadman 7 points ago +7 / -0

How the fuck do you forget that you didn't get 3 degrees lol Fucking retard man

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Brlove0915 5 points ago +5 / -0

You don't, you instead lie about it and are dumb enough to think no one will check up on it.

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is some good old fashioned old tyme politician lying! Love this stuff. True snake oil salesmen. Way to go Joe!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry, at the debates they'll make sure he has an onion on his belt. He'll be prepared

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Thehumancentipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

"memory failed him' so he just went ahead and made up an elaborate history that made him look like a genius by accident

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Graduating in the top half of your class is not usually something to brag about. Think about the standards here

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luke21 5 points ago +6 / -1

He used to be "Joseph Biden", just like it was "Charles Schumer". They changed to Joe and Chuck to appear to be lunchpail style tyrants.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Than they changed it to Joepedo and lyin' Chuck

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luke21 1 point ago +2 / -1

I still don't see how Warren Wilhelm became Bill DeBlasio.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It all goes back to his childhood." And the mental health profession claims it's not based on Freud. Lol

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luke21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Freud has been discounted for awhile. The PC's particularly disliked his "penis envy" concept.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the irony. The profession disavowed Freud, and yet Wilhelm openly states his name change all goes back to his Father, which is as Freudian as it gets. And while they've tried to mask the fact that they still honor this concept by convoluting the process, it's still the basis of their ideas.

And what is now referred to as "spirit cooking" (which itself is a distraction / ruse) the entire profession has turned its back on those who need help the most, the victims of childhood ritual abuse. The reason? "The government couldn't find evidence of it." These "professionals" relied on the argument from ignorance to justify being monsters themselves.

And whether you prefer to refer to it as Joepedos, pedocrats, pizzagate or Epstein didn't kill himself, it's all the same shit. Not every mental health professional is guilty of all their crimes, but the professional associations are certainly guilty as accomplices.

And this promises to be a feature of OWG.

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WilliamWallace 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bahahaha. "his memory had failed him" You got that right and you can take that to the dog faced pony soldier.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Democrats love liars. This is why Dan Rather and Lyin' Brian Williams are both still working in Democrat propaganda.

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot about lyin' cryin' chuck

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RMR57 2 points ago +2 / -0

. . . don't forget Da Nang Dick . . . lied about fighting in Vietnam. Not a problem, Connecticut voters reelected him anyway.

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RMR57 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if it is better for a president to have a failed memory or to be a pathological liar?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

These are Democrat questions

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Truglow 4 points ago +4 / -0

This needs to be on cable as a campaign ad.

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nothegreatrefuser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget that Biden had to drop his 1988 Presidential campaign because he was caught stealing speeches from a Welsh politician.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think it was that simple. I lived through it

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SameCookiePseudonym 4 points ago +4 / -0

I swear to god this was lifted straight from T_D. I’ve posted this clip twice, and this even looks like the same quality one lol

Most powerful forum on the internet

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Independenceforever 2 points ago +2 / -0

By far most powerful

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deddit is not the source. This happened long before the innerwebz was popularized. Before $300/ month AOL bills for access, I think.

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JustAGuyNamedAJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Biden says his memory failed him."

Somethings never change.

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border_humper 4 points ago +4 / -0

His memory has also been failing him for decades, apparently.

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've heard of early onset dementia, but this is ridiculous! ;)

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joepedo is ridiculous, full stop.

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dubler6 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honest mistakes. What’s next? Accusing him of having hair plugs?

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brother_red 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously! Look at his (lack of) hair!

"Plugs" Biden

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Robert 4 points ago +4 / -0

Parscale is a genius though, for real.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok but I don't think it's great strategy to dredge this back up this early. Burnouts whoop it up, everybody turns on Joe, and Ds adjust to the idea of a replacement candidate or VP being the real nominee.

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PartTimeHick 4 points ago +4 / -0

"His memory had failed him"

High school student smoking a blunt and tatted neck to toe: I'm the top of my class bro, I get straight A's and I've got a full ride scholarship

Teacher: you're not even graduating for the second year in a row

Student: my bad must've been the weed lol

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fthecoup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Save button activated

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +5 / -1

Neil Kinnock

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

76th out of 85.

Biden's excuse then, his memory failed him.

He was an embarrassment and had to drop out of the 1988 campaign in great shame.

Nothing has changed, except he has gotten worse, and done many terrible things.

Liar, plagiarist, child sniffer, women abuser, money scammer, Chinese collaborator, illegal wiretapper of Presidential candidate, groper, fraud, evil.

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RMR57 2 points ago +2 / -0

"my memory failed me" sounds just slightly better than "I'm a pathological liar".

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

His memory failed him, then a year later he had two brain surgeries.

People think his brain and memory are Presidential today?

Creepy Joe, could be even more brain-damaged than ill Hillary.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of things changed. As corrupt as the cocaine fueled 80's were, Joepedo couldn't win the D nomination.

Let that sink in ...

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lawyers are the RUINATION of the world! 90% of them have no integrity and are LIARS!

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hold up, hold up.

Lawyers are the RUINATION of the world! 90% of them have no integrity and are LIARS!

You can't say that.

No, that is wrong.

At least 99% of them are soulless, worthless, evil liars.

Your number was just a bit too low.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Ruination." Comes from the same era when an onion on the belt was in fashion.

Enter Yosemite Samwith "taaaaarnation"

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DankoJones84 3 points ago +3 / -0

his memory had failed him

Who forgets how many degrees they have??

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highmoves 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a good pick for a vp..... Now a pick for a president. Wtf

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America_No_1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He also has more hair now than he did in his 40's...

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

The best part is at the end: "His memory had failed him."

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surprisingly, that story of his about the kids at the pool rubbing his hairy legs can be recalled at a moment's notice though! LOL.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

A man has to have his priorities

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Madinah4 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did he ever get picked as VP?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Insurance that Obummer wouldn't get Arkancided

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Jermzdee 3 points ago +3 / -0

To think they were actually doing news then and informing people of untruthful politicians.

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ordinary_love 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah his “memory had failed him.” Even then!

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FrankWisner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Serial Fabricators...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think this is what we mean by "bring American manufacturing jobs back?"

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GavinMcInnis 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It turns out when Biden said he went to SU law school, it was NOT Syracuse University. It was SUBWAY UNIVERSITY, where he did finish last in sub making."

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Tomato 2 points ago +2 / -0

"his memory has failed him"... Dumbest excuse I have ever heard. Not even trying.