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Please_Clap 21 points ago +21 / -0

Please _Clap

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cgiles98 12 points ago +12 / -0

¡Jeb! is that you?!

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RapidAsparagus 3 points ago +3 / -0

¡¿¡Jeb! is that you?!

FTFY

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 52 points ago +53 / -1

"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him."

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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SurfandTurf 16 points ago +16 / -0

Have these idiots yet figured out that Trump is trolling the ever-loving shit out of them? It’s like watching a toddler play with a jack-in-the-box and expecting a different outcome every time.

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

No... No they have not.

That would not only require being self-aware, but it would also definitely require that you not be afflicted with TDS

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TheMAGAnificent 48 points ago +48 / -0

He's just doing it to piss them off 😂😂😂

I LOVE that this 70 year old dude is sharper, wittier, and more an internet troll than we can ever aspire to be. The fact that he sets the standard is hilarious tonke.

"It just got ten feet higher"

"So I said to China, listen here you motherf*ckers"

"Because you'd be in jail"

" Only Rosie O'Donnell"

"she should've ran, not you"

"RUBIOOO"

"He puts the Bible up, sets it down, and lies."

So many hilarious one liners off the cuff. I love the guy.

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NoSteppy1776 25 points ago +25 / -0

Don't forget "Your favorite president (me)"

Tweeting, "Oh no, he's the one who could have beaten me!" every time another Democrat drops out

And my personal favorite, when he retweeted Jim Accosta with "Dear diary ..."

Edit: Oh yeah, and when he made Kellyanne and Sean Spicer crack up with, "By the way, I've changed your name, you aren't Fake News anymore. VERY. Fake News."

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Magastein143 16 points ago +16 / -0

or everyones favorites: Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

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stjdalen 16 points ago +16 / -0

74 next month, June 14

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namechangearoo 10 points ago +10 / -0

That day should have nationwide celebrations in his honor. (We will someday)

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NoSteppy1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

We do. It's Flag Day.

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Spez_Isacuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

👌🇺🇸👍

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thats insane really

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, most of my relatives were sharp as a tack well into their 90s

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to watch the clips of all his one liners in one video

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seventy THREE.

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UpTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

Look at the Trump bobbleheads in the back left 😂

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +2 / -1

And he’ll do it again. He did.

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NimblePepeCentipede 22 points ago +23 / -1

....I love This Place!!

KEK

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rooftoptendie 13 points ago +14 / -1

I never saw that one, that is keks!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's got rhythm!

They made Alex Jones pretty fly for a white guy

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DarkestBeforeTheDon 88 points ago +88 / -0

LMFAOOO MADMAN

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4moreyears 80 points ago +80 / -0

That is a tremendous looking taco bowl!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 28 points ago +29 / -1

. . . and I bet it doesn't cost $75, like Jeb!'s

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PatrickSebast 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would totally have bought a JEB! Bowl if it didn't cost such a ridiculous amount of money. Great novelty item.

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always feel so lethargic after a Jeb! Bowl. Never eat one and operate heavy machinery.

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OliverWillis 6 points ago +7 / -1

Remember the anon who bought one then took a shit in it?

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/59215182/

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alfredbester 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was epic

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workinating 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek!

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WeinerLapTop 14 points ago +14 / -0

Best in the world, believe me. Everyone is saying it.

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QuestGiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

The lame stream media doesn’t want to report on how terrific these taco bowls are! SAD!

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IcculusBased9 8 points ago +8 / -0

Big beautiful taco bowls, everybody is saying this, these are beautiful, perfect bowls.

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based_unicorn 57 points ago +58 / -1

I LOVE HISPANICS! Man, this brings me back.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK

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AOCs_tits 51 points ago +51 / -0

Who could forget this immortal masterwork of lib-triggering? Look at that expression. And so many trophies in the background...he's been winning for a long, long time.

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HeavyVetting 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's still not tired of winning. Neither are we!

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mathteach314159 41 points ago +41 / -0

I don’t know why I still get surprised by his ability to take things that would SUreLy bE tHe ENd fOr DRumPf and make light of them, even laugh at himself a little. Very impressive.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 32 points ago +32 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEE INBOUND!!!

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Shravan [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

CNN: How a bowl of taco is a racist dog-whistle

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

TACO BOWL ENGAGEMENT

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IAbsolutelyDare 2 points ago +2 / -0

"If I like their race... how is that racist?" - J. Seinfeld

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Responses to Trump tweets contain levels of reee known to the state of California to cause cancer.

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Slothboy 26 points ago +27 / -1

lol. "hey guys, you remember when you went apeshit over something I tweeted? lol. do it again"

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flashersenpai 6 points ago +6 / -0

hey you

do a REEE

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

While my supporters laugh their asses off.....again.

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salvecitizen 24 points ago +24 / -0

Bands who love their fans keep playing the big hits.

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Block_Helen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Underrated observation. Trump is always doing this.

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Merrick76 23 points ago +23 / -0

Ha ha ha! This tweet was a classic. I remember my democrat friend got his panties all twisted in a bunch when he saw this. He kept saying, "He's just shoving our faces in it!"

For the prez to tweet this out again is just hilarious. Brings back good memories! Hope he gets a taco bowl from the White House chefs today!!

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Rockmanneo 3 points ago +3 / -0

FACE SHOVING PART DOS

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WeinerLapTop 20 points ago +20 / -0

What a genius. Im learning, Mr. President.

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McFatty7 19 points ago +20 / -1

I love Hispanics!

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kag-2020- 16 points ago +16 / -0

LMFAO! What an absolute madman! Food triggers the liberals 1,000x more than usual now. He always attacks their weakest points. It's not even fair!

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ar86ar86 11 points ago +11 / -0

This fucking guy! That's our fucking president! Our Commander in Chief! We love you sir!

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Basedkekistani2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd love to go get one but that was when we were free

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honeymussie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Freedom is coming fren

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RosieODonald 11 points ago +11 / -0

And hispanics love Trump back!

hispanics4trump

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enigucm 11 points ago +11 / -0

X Æ A-12 just caught my sides in orbit.

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PaigeAshley 11 points ago +11 / -0

I Love This Man!

4 More Years!

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

AT LEAST 4 MORE YEARS!

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK, EXACTLY! Didn't that get retweeted by Brad or something and I remember somethng like this triggering the lefties like nothing i've ever seen! Reeeeeeeeee! Dictator!!!!

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PaigeAshley 7 points ago +7 / -0

President Trump himself retweeted it!

The meltdown was glorious!

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

o shit, it was the Big Man himself.... they were so salty about that one....! Good times, good times.

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's was such a funny moment!

POTUS is so awesome!

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nethyek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Only candidate who can remember anything.

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Ligersrule1 10 points ago +10 / -0

I memba

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latinolizards4trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha I didn't think the title was what Trump tweeted, but when I saw that it was, I let out a good chuckle

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are correct sir. That's a campaign truism from way back. The winning candidate is the one whose supporters are having the most fun. It's kind of a corollary of Alinsky Rule #6:

6.“A good tactic is one your people enjoy.” They’ll keep doing it without urging and come back to do more. They’re doing their thing, and will even suggest better ones.

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS GUY IS THE MADMAN!

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philandy 7 points ago +7 / -0

He looks like a kid at a museum that just found a box of neon spraypaint.

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thuggishruggishtrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wonder what that bitch ass faggot Don Lemon "the dumbest man on television" is going to say about this?

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learntocode 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cinco de Mayo: Mexicans won a battle but lost a war; their fighting kept France from helping the confederacy during the American Civil War. The Union prevailed.

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chahn1138 7 points ago +7 / -0

In America this is the Fifth of May.

In Meh-Hee-Co this is "Sinko De My-O"

I hope that they have a wonderful Sinko!

MAGA POTUS Trump!

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Mexicola1976 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this a Peggy Hill reference?

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

BOGGLE

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ThirteenPercenter 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL that magnificent bastard

It wasn’t that long ago that Bill Clinton was thought to be the rare president with a sense of humor

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude....MAD MAN! And they are too stupid to know hes trolling.

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dontbanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this man.

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Bombshellacking 5 points ago +5 / -0

We remember!

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Supersaiyanbroly737 4 points ago +4 / -0

That partially opened drawer again.

I remember delusional Leftards hoping to see a box of Adderall or Ritalin there. They even questioned why there's a lot of Sudafed boxes aka nasal decongestants.

Trump doesn't drink, doesn't smoke and do drugs. He's on pure dragon energy. Fuck you, Joe Rogan.

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fuckoffspez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh my fucking god emperor.

My President.

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who's this Jeffrey Guterman cuck who has to reply with the stupidest comments on all of POTUS' tweets.

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Shravan [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

A psychopath with stage 10 TDS. He seems to be terminally ill.

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BaconIsNotHaram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine having that much free time

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LetMeTrumpThatForYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mithter President sir, thousands of Americans are dying and you’re talking about taco bowls and promoting your business, that’s illegal and racist. How dare you!

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CarpenterRichard 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL 😂😂

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Slash78 4 points ago +4 / -0

SUCH a LEGEND. Only he could do that and be even remotely badass and not pandering (ie Hillary and her stupid hot sauce moment, yuck.)

That bowl looks amazing btw.. need to try one of those. Minus the re-fried beans, much yuck there.

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EpsteinLives 4 points ago +4 / -0

I still think he left the drawer open with all the sudafed just to F with people. That had to be on purpose.

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