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HeavenlyTrumpets 124 points ago +124 / -0

Andrew Cuomo murders his state, and then runs for President....

Okay dems......

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PROCIsAsshoe 40 points ago +40 / -0

Stacey Abrams is stunning and brave you bigot!!!

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I_no_asshoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

She’s especially stunning and brave at The Golden Corral.

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Destineed369 13 points ago +13 / -0

That chair she sits in is stunning and brave lol

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squanchingonpao 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was also amazing when she played for the cowboys and ran down that linebacker.

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Kerry000 92 points ago +93 / -1

Possible, but the replacement won't be Cuomo. All these claims that Michelle Obama "doesn't want the job" is just part of a setup. That way when she does become the replacement, it will be because "she just couldn't stand by and watch a government of tyranny any longer, blah blah blah". And the sheep will all breathe a huge sigh of relief and bleat that finally the old white guy is out, and their "compassionate" savior has arisen. And the media will go all-in on their planned propaganda.

Funny enough, I called this over two years ago when r/The_Donald was a still a thing. I said they'd push Biden until the last minute, making it seem that he was the unfortunate best they could do, then suddenly pull a switcheroo with Michelle Obama in time for the convention.

I guess we'll soon see if I'm right or not.

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BarrBQ 52 points ago +52 / -0

Michelle Obama in, then Biden out. Replace Biden with "someone who has the experience" ... meaning Hillary. First all female ticket, if you vote against them you hate women.

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559throw 45 points ago +45 / -0

Guess I hate women then.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 19 points ago +19 / -0

I hate those women.

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daty_dato 16 points ago +17 / -1

Big Mike isn't going to play cuck for Clinton.

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neverreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Floppy Mike

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lockxirup 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's not how Barry likes it

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StableGeniusTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

286 days ago on The_Donald I wrote:

“Be warned! Everything the Dems are doing is to camouflage their real candidate!!

Biden will drop out for mental reasons (although he'll say it's to allow a new generation of leaders)

Bernie really never had a chance and they'll keep Biden in long enough to ensure he can't get the nomination...They hate Bernie

Warren will never overcome the Pocahontas branding...Pow Wow Chow 🤣

Kamala Harris will not do as well in the second debate and will quickly be overshadowed by another contender

Mayor Pete is raising a lot of money which should cause alarm but he's going to get crushed for what he's doing in his own city. Can't manage a city = can't manage a country

Booker did have his Spartacus moment and it ruined his campaign before it ever started

I could keep going but you know I'm right! Start the meme cannons and let's start figuring out where/who we can find Michelle (aka Michael) as a kid or teen. His/Her gender isn't the issue. But this would be one of the biggest secrets ever kept.”

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't vote for delusional princesses.

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MsAnthropic 31 points ago +32 / -1

Nah my money’s still on Clinton....

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Kerry000 26 points ago +26 / -0

That would be hilarious. Another devastating defeat followed by her look of absolute despair at the inauguration would be priceless.

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MsAnthropic 27 points ago +27 / -0

I reckon it’s happening though - Steve Bannon has been predicting it for months. Look at her video with Sleepy Joe, she’s had her hair done and looks ready to run. Whatever happens, Joe won’t be on the ballot. And oh my goodness yes, I think we’d all have a blast if it was Hillary!!!

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inspir3dgenius 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'd be lazy if I had to lug that package around everywhere on top of having to carry tits around. Centre of gravity must be all out of whack.

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IAmNotSuicidal 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah probably Clinton. Either way, she would hold a high position in an Obama White House. It's pretty much the same group we'll see no matter what D runs. They all run so close together.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

What would this be, her 4th failed run?

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are now, unfortunately.

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Prometheus76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Valerie Jarret lived with them in the White House and still lives with them.

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missfrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine seeing those ugly hoofs on the Oval Office desk. Plenty of room on it, don't seem like much work being done.

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daty_dato 13 points ago +13 / -0

She'll never run.

People don't understand the truly blessed life they lead now and the incredible risk to their legacy do so might create. Trump isn't a push over. He wouldn't hesitate to go after her directly through her husband. She also has zero qualifications.

No way.

Why would she?

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flashersenpai 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol I'm reliving a Bill Burr bit about first ladies now thanks

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neverreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also I think it doesn’t want all the scrutiny. In addition to actually being a man, it was stripped of its law license I think I read, plus all the other shady stuff.

I really hope this isn’t just wishful thinking because I do think it could be a potent challenge to POTUS because it would rally all the discouraged Dems.

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Hillarysudders 21 points ago +21 / -0

Tell that to the insufferable Trevor Noah...

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Hillarysudders 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s all so painfully obvious. Lol

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559throw 9 points ago +9 / -0

Literally every single day on the radio news breaks Fox gives him mention and plays his sound bites. Why the fuck am I supposed to care about some fucktard governor from a state on the opposite side of the country from me? (Hint: I could not possibly care any fucking less about that greasy turd)

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559throw 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did the back say "I LOVE CORRUPTION!"

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neverreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

His abortion stance is too radical for national office...I hope.

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Logan051361 28 points ago +28 / -0

Nipple ring said he is not running

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559throw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well of course not, would you want chafed nipples? Because that's how you get chafed nipples.

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sustainable_saltmine 26 points ago +26 / -0

should be against rules to do that since Cuomo wasn't in the race since primaries started but

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Logan051361 26 points ago +26 / -0

Exactly, it does not seem fair to the rest of the Dems that stood up there at the debates and went to campaign in many states. Why even have a primary?

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SBOJ_JOBS 8 points ago +9 / -1

Why? So Dems can have free TV time. How many hours of softball questions did the DNC get? How many chances to say: "Unlike that horrible Orange Man, I will..."

Lots.

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WishdoctorsSong 15 points ago +15 / -0

DNC rules are basically the rules of Whose Line is it Anyway? They were sued before for not following their rules and the court ruled in favor of the DNC, saying it's a private organization that can do whatever it pleases. The only recourse members of the DNC have for them not following their own "rules" is to vote elsewhere.

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de9ebkmd7 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly this. The primary is purely a function of the DNC and they don't want it. The DNC does not want elections. They should never be trusted with power again in country.

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Dereliction 7 points ago +7 / -0

DNC doesn't care about rules, especially their own.

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uvontheterrible 26 points ago +26 / -0

The Berni Bros will love this.

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Wintergreen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah but the DNC will just state that the Coronavirus is too dangerous and will hold a 'virtual' convention on some remote, well-fortified island and the Bernie Bros won't be able to riot. They will post some very emotional comments on a few subreddits before the commie moderators remove them and that will be that.

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Cyer6 6 points ago +6 / -0

This. Bernie is in second place with delegate counts. He earned those votes and still hasn't dropped out. He just suspended his campaign. If they do this, they're not factoring in the Sanders component. Might not matter because many of the Bernie Bros are such cucks, they'll vote blue no matter what.

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uvontheterrible 9 points ago +9 / -0

Was sarcasm :)

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OMBOMB 24 points ago +24 / -0

Nursing-home killer Cuomo. This should be good.

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Lol_Garrus 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ah yes, the poster boy for the worst-managed state during this whole virus situation.

Either way, the longer the DNC waits, the bigger of a fracture it will deliver the party. All the people who are legitimately supporting Biden are going to be pissed about party leadership nullifying their primary votes.

DNC dug themselves into a hole and it is deeply satisfying to watch.

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SBOJ_JOBS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, first the DNC forces Democrats to come out and make statements in support of Biden's unsupportable activity. Then they dump Biden and all of that loss of personal equity will have been for nothing.

Stupid is as stupid and amoral does.

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Emper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you imagine the Bernie bros when this happens? Honestly the DNC would be better off losing this election then trying to end any semblence they believe in democracy.

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4moreyears 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Bernie Bros are gonna lose their shit when someone who didn't even run replaces Biden. The DNC does not give a fuck about elections, hence why Democrats are constantly trying to rig them.

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SamQuentin1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cuomo cancels primary to prevent Biden from clinching so he can get coronated?

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Rusty_Nut 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Butcher of Albany running in place of Sleepy Joe? Doubt it.

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Yippy 15 points ago +15 / -0

And we should start believing what politicians say now?

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HeavenlyTrumpets 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't take that as a reason it wouldn't happen. Politicians lie about such things constantly.

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IAmNotSuicidal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just have a hard time believing that. Especially since most people don't even know Cumo outside of NY. Kind of like how Beta fizzled out pretty fast.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Read an article where a psychic (yes, I know -- shut up) claimed that Elizabeth Warren would be the Dem pick after Biden dropped out.

She'd run against Trump.

And lose, of course.

I like that possible future.

I'd like to see Lying Feather run against Trump. It would be good entertainment.

She has less dirt on her than Cuomo, Big Mike, or Crooked.

Didn't she hang on to her delegates or something?

Edit: clarification

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol @ Lying Feather, haven’t seen that one before. I was always partial to Lieawatha and Chief Grey Beaver. And of course, Pocahontas!

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EmperorCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

No matter who replaces Biden his/her speech will start with "It is with heavy heart and great reservations that ..."

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0311_0313 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cuomo is their star right now, they should run him in 2024. I guess RBG is steeping down from the Supreme Court and the DNC is going to blow their load and throw everything at this election. They have nobody.

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daty_dato 3 points ago +3 / -0

The reason they can't figure out how to do it is because it isn't legal.

So they'd have to have Biden win enough delegates to stop one of the other suspended campaigns from getting enough. Then he quits. Then they could vote on the first ballot at the convention.

Biden would have to agree to this. I doubt his thirst wife would allow it.

Then how do they present that to Bernie voters?

I don't doubt that Bill has sources but I bet it's a pipe dream that they wish they could make happen.

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Ex-libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha an even worse person. Was their plan to set him up with the virus? Total failure.

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slobot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Andrew cuomo? That’s a strange way to spell Hillary clinton

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Not_Even_a_Dentist 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is literally no point to voting in Dem primaries, since they just pick whoever they want anyhow, yet Dem voters keep keep showing up each new election to do it. It's cringe.

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SR91Aurora 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about all those people who actually ran for the nomination? They're supposed to be cool with this?

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corrupt and incompetent Andrew Nipple Rings...Dems really have bad candidates. They should drag Avenatti out to be his VP pick.

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Muttsbitetoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

President Party Tits

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Jerseydeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most Americans don't know the difference between Andrew Cuomo and Chris Cuomo and Andrew could potentially be at the top of a Presidential ticket? I guess if you are trying to lose, this is one way to do it.

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Reltius 2 points ago +2 / -0

They won’t. They know we have Cuomo on tape praising the president. They need someone who can go after him for wuflu

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SharkTeamTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since Barry endorsed Pedo Joe, the DNC is stuck.

They'll have to kill him to get him out. The only question is, "how?"

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thallos 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, they are so fucking dumb.

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Silkom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha, all losers

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Erikabodereka 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've got NOTHING. They can switch whoever they want to play the part of the democrat nominee. It won't matter. They will lose bigly.

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MAGA_Master 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are going to replace Biden with Mr. Nipple Rings? Wow. Hahahaha

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WaffleBiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who's Andrew Cuomo? I do know somebody named Fredo however and I think he has a brother.

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Teapot_Gravy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuomo / Gates?

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z89101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nipple Bars n Needles....

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Teapot_Gravy 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG lol

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Wintergreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is that Biden, while something of a dimwit, is not completely checked out yet. He, and his wife, aren't going to go along quietly. So something fundamental would have to change for him to be booted out.

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DearCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Batter's up!

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TrumpOrTreason 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah

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svartchimpans 1 point ago +2 / -1

This was my fear. That we would destroy Biden too hard and too fast so that they can replace him with a better candidate.

I hope these are just DNC hallway talk and not seriously gonna happen.

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Pepedom 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sssshhhhhh!! Just let them continue... I'm enjoying this so much.

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IlxTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

The DNC is the party of "I will not seek, nor will I accept the nomination of my party."

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Arwyn3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, this was orchestrated a long time ago. Biden is there to take the heat and prevent any serious vetting of Michelle Obama. They will keep Biden in as long as possible and when she is made the candidate the media will run interference for her against any questions about her suitability or any criticism of her. Finally hoping that with the short vetting time she will win the election before the novelty wears off.

Test my theory, dig up some dirt on Michelle and see if the media has a shit fit.

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PeanutButterFalcon 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm not having a dude with nipple rings run my country. That shit is just weird.

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Destineed369 0 points ago +2 / -2

Look I love trump, but I trust zero republicanTs and even fewer dems. SO why is no one talking about creating a third party. This is exactly how you get a third party. I feel like there’s enough independents from the left and right/center to create a pretty large base. There will be a large number of trump voters who will not vote for dems or repubs in ‘24. I’ve noticed that the dems have left everyone not insane left and everyone else has left the Republican Party. Neither of these organizations are anywhere near the beliefs of the common American.

I guess I just don’t understand why people keep complaining that the devil is pissing on them, but won’t walk away from the cloud.

I propose we call this the trump party. Constitution party? The “government and Karen’s please leave everyone alone...we don’t have any more tax dollars” party? Fuck it just call it the Third Party lol. We already have the platform....so easy lol. KAG