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namechangearoo 98 points ago +98 / -0

Poor Stacy. Send her to the farm to live out her days

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TaggartCiscontinenta 33 points ago +33 / -0

V.P. Is short for “very porcine.”

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Mona1950 7 points ago +7 / -0

I always loved Aunt Jemima - I wished she was my Mom.

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NimblePepeCentipede 4 points ago +5 / -1

....really Xir!!

Sad.

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InterloperKO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where doing cardio is pinching a loaf and pointing at her servant to wipe her ass

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Mona1950 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh my God, that got a hearty laugh from me. No shit - are we having fun yet!!.

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DuesImperator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bahahahaha

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hoink Hoink

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

It may not be much, but it's an honest living.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm dying. My sides. Sweet Corona, my fucking sides! 😂😂

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Mexicola1976 12 points ago +14 / -2

I prefer The Old Yeller treatment.

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Picador20 12 points ago +12 / -0

Old Yeller was a good dog all along, Old Yeller got rabies by being a good dog.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm assuming it's because she's not an 8 year old asian girl.

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schiff_for_brains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden won’t sniff black people.

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HuggaMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

He only lets the kids run their hands up his hairy legs. (he said it not me)

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +6 / -1

I guess being mesmerized by his blonde leg hairs won't be enough.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare you!.....8 is WAY too old for Joepedo

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BadManOrange 10 points ago +10 / -0

She should get a horse and live up in the mountain somewhere and don't bother anybody... got a personality like a dead moth

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Rhuairhi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Finally, another Dirty Work fan!

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the most underrated comedies of all time.

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Rhuairhi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn straight. Probably at the end cycle of American comedy that era.

Geeeeeeeeeeee seeeeeveeeeeeeeeen!

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Rhuairhi 2 points ago +2 / -0

GretaHowDareYou.gif

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salvecitizen 78 points ago +78 / -0

Off to the island of discarded toys, with David Hogg and Greta and Christine Vocal-fry and Stormy Daniels and the rest.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 24 points ago +24 / -0

Read that to the Gilligan's island theme.

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TychoDurandal 21 points ago +21 / -0

How is ol’ greta Thundertug? Still ‘tarded?

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SwordandBored11 5 points ago +5 / -0

So that's a yes, then?

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TychoDurandal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is your wife perchance a pilot, dr Lexus?

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't forget CPL, Rape is Sexy", and Megham Rapnow (Anderson Coopers trans alter ego)

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Industry4 49 points ago +49 / -0

She should start her own talk show where she whistles songs through her 2 front teeth and the viewers have to guess what song it is.

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TrumpVoter1 18 points ago +18 / -0

HeeHaw has already been done

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good old-fashioned wholesome show.

Need to bring back shows like that.

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Industry4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man. I remember watching this show when I got a haircut. The place my Dad took me always had it on at the time we were there. Just the other day, I saw it on TV and watched a little of it. I didn't remember the girls being so hot on that show. Maybe I'm just getting old.

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bsbbtnh 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would make me like Stacy a lot more.

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HTAOL 45 points ago +45 / -0

Don’t forget that these are the same people who take Joe Biden seriously.

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AlphaNathan 13 points ago +13 / -0

lol my thoughts exactly, who cares really

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Regionalphilbin 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should really pick Maxine Waters. She is the only one on the same level, mentally, with him.

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HTAOL 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be hysterical. They're both so out of touch with reality, they'd probably impeach each other.

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QUADBRIX 33 points ago +33 / -0

The ballot couldn't handle such a weighty figure.

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Jabron661 17 points ago +17 / -0

There is only room room for one woman on the ballot, so she was ruled out on a technicality since she counts as two.

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ADAM_SCHITT 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also Joe Biden doesn't sniff black women.

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the real reason here.

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Basedkekistani2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what you're saying is Big Mike is still a possibility?

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden would love to have Big Mike as VP.

But it won't work to have them win, then both head out to Gitmo.

The chaos that would ensue!

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Basedkekistani2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left would absolutely chimp out and burn their shitholes down

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Weremoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ding ding

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 32 points ago +32 / -0

She had no qualifications to ever be on it.

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Gingersmom2009 14 points ago +14 / -0

You forgot bitchy.

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OwningTheLibs 9 points ago +9 / -0

And sore loser.

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PepesCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

You forgot fat.

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Talismanace 3 points ago +3 / -0

And had black panthers creeping around polling places during the GA election, I wish I was fucking kidding.

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mintyfresh 3 points ago +3 / -0

AND she's a tax lawyer who owes $60k+ in taxes...under investigation for election fraud.

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Drekken- 21 points ago +21 / -0

Her dad walked to work while the family sat home with the car, you bigot!

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EdisonHwy 28 points ago +28 / -0

Here she was crushing her competition.

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Drekken- 10 points ago +10 / -0

They kept having to tell her to quit sitting on other people.

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freewillsetstruth 28 points ago +28 / -0

"Ah hehl naw!" -Stacey Abrams probabaly

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MaxineWaters4Prez 17 points ago +17 / -0

There was just too big a gap between her and the voters.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can hear the whistle through the gap from here.

She applied "mind the gap" on the wrong end of her carcass

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Whoopies_tds 11 points ago +11 / -0

Damn, you beat me by 11 minutes. Biden is a racist

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GodKingHarambe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well, good.

She can get back to her business of governing Georgia.

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flashersenpai 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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DT170x 14 points ago +14 / -0

So....Joe Biden don't like beef.

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Drekken- 7 points ago +7 / -0

He stuck his finger in between her gap and she didn't resist. She isn't a keeper.

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Poobin420 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think they meant to say, she is off the Short Bus.

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Scuffers 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can somebody point to a single thing she has achieved in her life other than record levels of self-promotion?

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 6 points ago +6 / -0

I believe she can floss with a steel cable, if that counts...

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that, dear friend, is apparently why they didn't want to bother with her.

No accomplishments.

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cuntard 2 points ago +2 / -0

i believe she managed to get over $200,000 in debt while embezzling from non-profits she started and named herself president of. it takes skill to go broke being corrupt.

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the-new-style 12 points ago +13 / -1

“I’m here to tell you a secret that makes Breitbart and Tucker Carlson go crazy: We I won. I am not delusional. I know I am not the governor of Georgia Vice President – possibly yet. Usually candidates feel like they have to concede if they want to run for office again to show that they’re a good sport. I am not a good sport.”

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Drekken- 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think you meant "Fat List".

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I_no_asshoe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh well Stacy, you can still get hired by Fox News.

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Trumpdidit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tent city has filed suit, for breach of contract. It seems she hasn't paid for the many tents she least, for stage appearences and they are demanding the return of all tents that she least, or full payment in return.

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TrumpBrickBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 168807 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.7762468517391567679245856% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1856.20918333993646073785484 MILES WIDE and 494.696344361816448217775079 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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LetMeTrumpThatForYou 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did everyone forget that she also owed over $50k in back taxes, nearly $200k in student loans? Sounds highly qualified to govern.

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

She'd wreck the Georgia economy like every good democrat.

So, highly qualified.

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mintyfresh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. She's also a tax lawyer, BTW. 🤣

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firestorm117 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn, that would have actually been great to see. In that you have a bumbling blabbering idiot teamed up with a gerryactric alzheimers patient running for president

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Polks_Corps 7 points ago +7 / -0

When you're too nasty of a B to be considered by the Dems.

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cuntard 2 points ago +2 / -0

she is as as dull and unimpressive as pete bootyjizz. i think they have the same puppeteer

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theneverman 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's the OG dog-faced-pony-soldier

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raytwentynine 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's wrong with an ugly, fat, dumb bitch?

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dianneschinesedriver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe has no interest in sniffing that warthog

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Deezy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bye, Fat-Felicia !

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Muttsbitetoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apparently she doesn’t own any mirrors.

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BrewSwillis 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's off the list, because "no one takes her seriously"?

People take JOE! seriously???

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Get-schlonged 4 points ago +4 / -0

she couldn't bridge the gap.

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Mr_Beanths 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now THAT’S a nasty woman.

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Seruna_Kanus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did Biden forget that Blacks can run for office?

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GatGoesBlat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dats RAYCISSSSS!

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FUCHINA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not clean enough

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

Typical lefty, hasn't earned or accomplished a damn thing, yet thinks she's entitled to everything.

BYE FELICIA!

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Reverend 3 points ago +3 / -0

Other potential candidates are excited now. With her off the short list that makes room for at least 3 or 4 people.

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Don-O-Mite 3 points ago +3 / -0

underrated comment.

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GeauxTrump20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Listen Fat!

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Mustangmark83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bye moonface

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Truglow 3 points ago +3 / -0

I understand Wendy’s has ran out of beef. Any connection?

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was this close 👌to a promposal ask.

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Evei 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, you mean they actually found someone worse?

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OrangeFruitGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be happy to never hear from her again. Talk about beating a dead horse.

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like EATING a dead horse! Ammiright??