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SpaceForceZulu 127 points ago +127 / -0

How the fuck are my civil liberties being controlled by a grandma on her deathbed?

If you can’t wipe your own ass, you shouldn’t be making constitutional judgments.

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NormaJeanRocks 63 points ago +63 / -0

And if you can't prove you're a citizen in MY country you don't get a say in who runs it.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 14 points ago +14 / -0

Unconscionable that any American would take no issue here.

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sagebrushfire 22 points ago +22 / -0

Have you met 45% of our electorate? They’re shit for brains “Fuck Drumpf” retards.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not that popular, that's like a million people.

Rural gang knows the score.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have met one, you have met them all. It's not like they got different personalities or character

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LGBTQABCDEFG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time for a hero to stuff her distorted face into a pillow. Cough Scalia.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can borrow My pillow if necessary.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was good.

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45fan 31 points ago +31 / -0

Because "In good standing" doesn't actually even mean "standing" anymore.

Rules don't matter, only power.

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meteorknife 73 points ago +73 / -0

McCain had brain surgery the week he came in to block Obamacare from being undone.

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Long_time_lurker 22 points ago +22 / -0

He was past due for a replacement, unfortunately the assistant grabbed the one in the jar labeled "Abby Normal."

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NoStumpyTrumpy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Silly Eye-gore

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Top tier movie pull, sir

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FakeNametag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Communists: Imagine what this genius McCain could have done if he'd had a full size brain.

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Nikola_S1 3 points ago +3 / -0

A common misconception. It's in fact a brain cancer that had metastatic McCain.

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Eatinglue 6 points ago +6 / -0

My mom had that exact cancer....she was NOT all there a week after surgery!

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Mexicola1976 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm pretty sure a few days ago, Byrd was spotted shopping at a grocery store in California.

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NADSAQ 28 points ago +28 / -0

Also you don’t need to change the law if you can redefine language

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

The numerous uno being that it makes every citizen of any state or territory also a citizen of the Den of Criminals.

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ChickNorris 17 points ago +17 / -0

I always correct people that argue abortion is health care. I also argued when people said Obamacare was health care. It's not. It's health insurance and it's crappy health insurance at that.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +17 / -1

ABC Fake News made the claim today that hundreds of thousands of women will "lose access" to contraceptives if their insurance isn't required to cover it. Because unless someone is mandated to provide contraceptives to you, there is no other way to get them. I fucking hate the misleadia.

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unicornpoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

The real bullshit is that pharma works with elected officials and the medical community to keep birth control regulated. Non-prescription birth control is over the counter in over 100 countries. ANYONE should be able to walk into a walgreens and buy birth control like a bottle of aspirin.

A teenage girl has to get herself to a clinic to get a painful invasive pap smear and breast exam before she can get a prescription for the pill. She also has to continue to come back for more exams and check ups to continue her prescription. I wonder why teen pregnancy is so high in low income areas?

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powershellder 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree with needing to see a doctor.

Birth control can cause permanent damage and health issues for some women. Doctors hand it out like candy, but it’s a real drug with real side effects.

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NoStumpyTrumpy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which didn't even address the actual problem (exorbitant costs of medical care). Since then medical costs have vastly outpaced inflation.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Abortion is not a human right. Abortion is murder and always has been. You have a right to kill people as well. But there is laws that punish youbif you do so. We dont punish women for killing their children and thats disgusting.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why shouldnt adult people be able to marry the adult they want to marry tho?

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marriage is the first law given to man by God. Marriage is and has solely been the uniting pact between a man and a woman to remain together to continue life, culture and heritage. Gays cant do this. Thus marriage is of no use to them. But in America they can 100% be with, have sex with, buy a home with, sleep with anyone they want. But the homosexual community pushed so hard to be normal and make their union the same but its not . Its fruitless. Now after 5 years of gays being married and the Christian population were the only ones trying to fight against it and now 5 years later there is an epic rise of transgenderism homosexual bullshit in all t.v shows and movies and drag queens reading sexual bools to children in libraries. I don't care who is in front of me I will stand by truth and the righteous way and never think homosexuality is good or ok. To me its the same as being overweight. We love our family even if they are super fat but they chose to be fat and choose to continue being fat but just because I love you doesnt mean i have to accept your way of life and i dont have to be forced to promote it.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

God didnt invent marriage. Lots of cultures had marriage before they met any Christians. They might not have called it marriage because thats an English word, but the act of marrying someone has been around long before Christianity.

But IMO priests who are against Gay marriage should be allowed to not let them marry in the church they're responsible for.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with that. But I Never said Christianity created marriage. The bible itself predates christianty by thousands of years. God did create marriage in the beginning between Adam and Eve which were The first man and first woman. That has nothing to do with religion because all nations and religions, science and people of all kinds recognize that there was at one point in time one man and one woman and that tradition of marriage has continued since.

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daomino 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very well said.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didn't even have to do that. Nobody's even challenging them.

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stratocaster_patriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is why it baffles me that Obama left so many vacancies. Just another example of incompetence I guess. Turns out that guy wasn't doing shit for 8 years.

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MeatloafFvck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thank God he was lazy too

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Prometheus76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because Clinton was supposed to win and cram the spots with commies. Hubris is what left all those vacancies.

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flashersenpai 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the rinos can actually get some credit for that by holding up the process like dems are now?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a new one to me.

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Thearchduke 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, what was giving our money and nukes to Iran...chopped bacon??

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rabdargab 40 points ago +40 / -0

replacing her seat on the SC will be the the biggest REEEE event imaginable. I think we will even be surprised at how unhinged they get over it.

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Rubberbunnies 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yep, if we thought Kavanaugh was bad, we haven’t seen shit.

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FishStickIsles 9 points ago +10 / -1

Gonna be hard though to paint Amy Barrett as a sex predator.

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flashersenpai 9 points ago +9 / -0

Which should tell you a lot about society. In her case they'll go after her for being christian probably.

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IvIA6A 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'll attack her for being religious. They'll screech bigly over it.

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rbobjones69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chuck Schumer: "hold my beer".

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

She can sexual predator me tho

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Wheredidiputit 15 points ago +15 / -0

calling it now: It will have nothing to do with sexual assult. It will 100% be have you ever, even once, EVER in your entire life EVER said NIGGER or FAGGOT. That's it. That's what it's all gonna be about if the SCOTUS pick is white. If Trump picks a non-white, then expect it to all be about gay shit.

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MsAnthropic 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can’t wait.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its gonna be what the election is about.

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wartooth6 30 points ago +30 / -0

Reminds me of how Disney tried to keep the corpse of Palpatine alive in an attempt to stay relevant.

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IncredibleMrE1 17 points ago +17 / -0

RBG is more machine now, than man

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 6 points ago +6 / -0

White Zombie intensifies.

https://youtu.be/E0E0ynyIUsg

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IncredibleMrE1 29 points ago +29 / -0

There are many reasons why the left needs to remove Donald Trump from the White House.

RBG's looming death is not the first reason, but it is easily in the top 5.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 15 points ago +16 / -1

Downvote all yall want but if we get anything close to that, we should go straight to abortion with zero apologies.

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Prometheus76 11 points ago +11 / -0

This isn't reddit. You won't get slammed by shills and 50-centers here. We're on your side!

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unicornpoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

You shouldn't argue anti-abortion. You should argue pro-children's rights.

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NoStumpyTrumpy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why would you be downvoted? You'd be hard pressed to find a more solidly pro life group.

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Long_time_lurker 8 points ago +8 / -0

No downvotes here, I'm cheering for that idea. We should make a constitutional amendment that protects the right to life and then disbar every lawyer and judge who dares attempt to infringe upon it.

Speaking of which, most of you are going to be able to vote to recall judges in a few months. Just throw the name of each judge into a search engine and look for any SJW nonsense either praising or condemning them and you'll have a pretty good idea of which judges to throw out.

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

uncontrolled diabetes

Mmmmmm. Wise latina.

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WinningVirginia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who would win: One "Wise Latina" or one donut-y boi?

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is the fall guy for 2020. They're not going to waste a fresh socialist trying to beat Trump in 2020.

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Mexicola1976 13 points ago +13 / -0

Riiiigggght. Seems legit folks. Fuck the other SCOTUS justices for not calling bullshit on this farce.

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Covfefe_Crusader 13 points ago +13 / -0

According to the retards on the left, she's a beast that works out constantly. Why didn't she participate in the arguments from the gym?

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Vests123 8 points ago +8 / -0

What?? She could hardly keep her head up and stay awake during the SOTU Address and they think we believe that she works out all the time?

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midgetpornrocks 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is it really her or just her head?

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Magastein143 6 points ago +6 / -0

taxidermy

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stratocaster_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Wheredidiputit 4 points ago +4 / -0

wow digging deep

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highmoves 10 points ago +10 / -0

Coffin that identifies as a hospital bed

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NADSAQ 8 points ago +8 / -0

[Ghana Pallbearers Staring Intensifies]

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MAGAlikethis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone put an end to her steady diet of aborted fetuses and let her go in peace already.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 10 points ago +10 / -0

She needs to fucking retire already.

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CommonSense [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Progressives taking the 'lifetime appointment' way too far.

We don't need a SCOTUS anyway FT.

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honkskillet 10 points ago +10 / -0

I sent this out as a series of texts to my pede bros. TLDR, I don't buy the diagnosis.

BTW, the treatment for Acute Cholecystitis is a surgery. A cholecystectomy. Unless you are so old and frail (like RBG) that surgeons won't touch you with a 10 foot pole.... Plus the usual population for acute Cholecystitis is the 4Fs. Fat, female, fertile and 40. That is to say fat women in their 40s who have had lots of kids. Not exactly RBGs demo.... We do know RBG has pancreatic cancer. The pancreatic duct and common bile duct exit into the small intestine in the same region.... If you have a big honking pancreatic cancer mass, you are at risk of having that mass impinge on the common bile duct, which drain the gall bladder and all the bile from the liver.... Could it be that the Cholecystitis is in fact a (kinda similar but much more serious) ascending cholangitis? Just speculating of course. Not sure I trust RBGs doctors on this one.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

She doesn't have 0bamacare

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honkskillet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure they are the best. But I also think they'd be willing to, shall we say, massage the truth in order to avoid any accusations the RGB is incompetent

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CommonSense [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's some insight to consider.

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daomino 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why joining the argument? it's already known how she will vote.

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CommonSense [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know she looked horrible in her hospital bed for sure.

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Dropcord 9 points ago +9 / -0

She is not gonna make it to 2024 may not even make it to november

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unicornpoop 6 points ago +6 / -0

They will just Kim Jong Un her with a body double.

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Beat_to_Quarters 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pretty soon she's going to be making supreme court arguments from her extracted dream thoughts while inside a coma and translated into words like that episode of black mirror. After they put it through some computer programs to make it sound like what they want.

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lifeisahologram 8 points ago +8 / -0

participated

They use the word participated, but I don't think they know what that word means. Does existing and breathing count as participating now? Where's my Super Bowl trophy, I participated, I existed!

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Rhuairhi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is anyone brave enough to say her name 3 times into a mirror at midnight? Lol

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you do, I hear she'll put you to sleep

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doodaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not sure if a judge should be on pain meds while listening to the most critical arguments in the land.

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OllieNorth 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're just trying to set precedent for when she's at the morticians.

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montanapede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let me guess, hcq and zinc?

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Gramma53 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or from her casket underground.

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GasStationBurrito 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tick tock...

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Tonightm01 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus, they do not want her to die at all.

For fans of 40k if they could Mechanicus her ass they would.

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RememberTheLiberty 4 points ago +5 / -1

She should be removed from her seat

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rbobjones69 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually hope she dies from excessive 5-4 decisions against her. 😉 Might take a while tho.

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krazikofiman 4 points ago +4 / -0

So she is alive!

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Fredo_Cuomo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is SCOTUS ruling to force us all into a mandated health insurance penalty?

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

go to scotusblog for information on cases and the court hearings. be aware that some of the writers are a bit leftist when it comes to analysis articles, but the summaries are pretty good.

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope she knows that she falls into the death panel category.

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Cminc 1 point ago +2 / -1

You wanna know why the left wins? It's because conservatives play by the rules and give the benefit of the doubt.

You dont see their scientists developing vaccines and getting suicided, do you? Nor do you come across many rightwingers that attempt to legislate through the court, rather than congress. Hell, i'm pretty sure Barr is going to try harder to NOT arrest anybody.