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Magastein143 96 points ago +97 / -1

Im not getting a vaccine. Give me that nonlethal coronavirus! i dont mind

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williammcfadden 56 points ago +56 / -0

But wait, you will only have a 99.83% chance of surviving according to the Stanford study.

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Magastein143 11 points ago +11 / -0

Patriots, I will be that 1/567th of a dead person for you!

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stratocaster_patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Life is so precious, well except for innocent babies.

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Mexicola1976 10 points ago +10 / -0

They can't stop making shit up.

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slrpnls 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just take some Cambells Chicken Noodle Soup, Day Quill and Sprite and you'll be fine.

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slrpnls 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a South Park reference. It was the middle class white person cure for SARS.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flat, ice cold sprite when sick.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have someone cough right into my mouth. Less dangerous than some rushed bioweapon.