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ClownTamer 114 points ago +115 / -1

Red Dinner Part 2. Do it!

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Imransgarage 61 points ago +61 / -0

God that’s literally the exact thought I had.

PS Devin Nunes said 100 journalists committed treason pass it on.

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4moreyears 39 points ago +39 / -0

Was just going to say he should go there and roast the fake news and the Democrats like he did to Hillary!

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K-Harbour 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need someone behind him in white gloves.

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GGJanitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone super hot? My god Maria is hot

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tcriv 23 points ago +30 / -7

rewatched it the other day. one of my all time favorite episodes.

it’s even more enjoyable when you pay close attention to maria bartiromos reactions

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missfrew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rewatched it the other day too. LMAO. Anybody know who the Egg is?

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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McFatty7 93 points ago +93 / -0

President Trump should refuse on the grounds of: "socially distancing himself from the virus called Fake News"

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45fan 7 points ago +7 / -0

B-b-based department?

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Ithrowawaay 49 points ago +49 / -0

On our dime, nonetheless.

As much as I’d love to see VSG roast the shit out of them, these people do not deserve any black tie gala to boast their bullshit accomplishments.

Shut it down, and let them celebrate on their companies dime, not ours.

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rules for thee?

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e_pluribus_unum9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Totally

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol what if it's a honeypot and they're all arrested in their best clothes

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UpTrump 16 points ago +17 / -1

Yeah, how about a hanging ceremony on the front lawn instead?

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even those wretches will perk up for free booze, free food and hours of roasting their political opponents.

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BytheDozen13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Acosta is a wimpering girl always crying in his 'Dear Diary' book of tears and fears.

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sanstheskeleton 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm beginning to think he gets off on it. It's some weird fetish for the guy to show up ask dumb questions and get humiliated

Dear diary. Today daddy used his stern voice 😍. Gets me so wet te he

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webdevvy 28 points ago +29 / -1

He should go to the last one and completely rip all their secrets off one by one.

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WaxMyBallsBernie 16 points ago +22 / -6

Not to be pessimistic, but theoretically this could be the last one during his presidency.

He should go and rip them to shreds. There's nothing new they can say that hasn't already been said.

Would be a great campaign event.

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lifeisahologram 32 points ago +32 / -0

If it’s the last one it’s not because he lost. It’s because the dems stole the election and Boogaloo 2 is happening

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Blacktaxi2d 4 points ago +5 / -1

srs question, but what is the boogaloo everyone is referring to lately

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sanstheskeleton 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's this really cool thing. We all have a nice sitdown with our local officals and tell them how we feel about their job performance.

At the end there's hugs for everyone and everyone walks away a better person

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well put.

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lifeisahologram 17 points ago +17 / -0

Civil war, state secession, mass civil disobedience, etc. it varies from person to person, but I know we won’t sit back and let the election be stolen.

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bitterbut_true 2 points ago +3 / -1

Seriously, how many armed 'patriots' are out there that'd be prepared to SUICIDE--because in reality that's what it would take. There's no shooting, or trying to shoot, the 'bad guys' in the afternoon in a revolution for a few hours, AND then being home in time for tea.

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lavendarlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are Americans . We don't have "Tea Time " We have beer and whiskey time for after the battle.

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bitterbut_true 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have tea with Ulysses S Grant. http://www.victoriana.com/white-house-china/

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neversniffedbybiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

1776 in Minecraft

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

From prostitutes?

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Long_time_lurker 25 points ago +25 / -0

He should just go to dinner with OANN and friends and skip their party again :)

Heck, he's probably just doing this to troll them again, which would be awesome.

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stjdalen 24 points ago +24 / -0

Surely the dinner must be cancelled due to kung flu

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leo-bulero 6 points ago +6 / -0

Norm would be great, I was thinking Dave Chappelle would be a good option too. Or Ricky Gervais, though having a Brit might be a bit weird.

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WheeeeeThePeople 17 points ago +17 / -0

FUCK the White House Correspondent's dinner. If you don't catch the Chinees virus, you're likely to catch AIDS.

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stjdalen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump needs to set a good example to the American people and enact social distancing toward that correspondents' dinner

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BytheDozen13 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dear President Trump, Re: going to the White House 'correspondents' Dinner, I have four words:

THEY ARE NOT WORTHY!

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Nanteen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Please sir don't go into that den of vipers

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Sumsuch 9 points ago +9 / -0

How will the media know what stance to take if Trump doesn't take one first?

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OliverWillis 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Flumpf gives into pressure amidst crisis to attend correspondence dinner"

Some bullshittery like that

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CommonSense [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

People are sweating in network board rooms.

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Should do an OAN appreciation dinner 😂

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CommonSense [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

All major networks would broadcast a blank screen and a sharp reeeeeeeeeee for the duration.

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Redditcanblowme 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why do they get to have a big dinner and I can't even sit in my favorite little cafe?

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Diarrhea OTC meds for them all.

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slip some testosterone into the punch and watch their soy-riddled bodies react to it.

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its_three_oclock 8 points ago +8 / -0

DEW IT

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blackestknight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait, the White House Correspondent's Association didn't cancel their gathering of more than 10 people ?

Rules for thee....

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Fredo_Cuomo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came here for answers. How can the media do this without consulting Dr Fauci?

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure Fauci is besties with fredo, so I’m sure it’s cool. Just don’t tell his mom

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CommonSense [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN anchors I've had COVID-19 so I wouldn't go anywhere near that place

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Cmchn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Eat double portions and call them all cucks

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commie_asshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

TWO STEAKS

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

TWO SCOOPS

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commie_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

TWO GENDERS

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yesssss

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RocketSurgeon22 6 points ago +6 / -0

How about investigating Fauci Gates and the WHO? That would be great

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not_a_shill 6 points ago +6 / -0

shouldnt we social distance? no events over 10 people?

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goodguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't go, it's a trap.

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Liberty_Prime 6 points ago +7 / -1

Double barrel middle Trumps to that.

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InebriatedDaily 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prom Night at Jerkoff High. AVOID!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed. He should not go.

I'm a little surprised they're having that dinner at all, seeing as how so many regular people are on lockdown, but I shouldn't be.

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OhLollyLollyPop 7 points ago +7 / -0

It needs to be cancelled for this year.

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone remember when the media criticized the WHCD, because journalists used it to cozy up with political figures? If was that way before Obama, then once Obama was elected they all got on board to smooch his ass.

And now they cry and scream Trump doesn’t attend these, because it doesn’t give their platforms to insult the president any credibility.

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SoYuge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unlike Big Ears, Trump is actually busy doing shit.

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e_pluribus_unum9 4 points ago +4 / -0

POTUS, please don't go. Don't give the satisfaction and ammunition. Yes, you can give as good as you get but we Pedes don't want to see you used as a punching bag. Take a pass.

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GernBlanston1 4 points ago +4 / -0

A complete waste of time, do not go!

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Scumbag-reddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ma...secretar...can I...ohhhh puts head down in shame

😂 what a fucking soyboy

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Pussyslayer69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey I haven’t seen this addressed, what do we do if the dems cheat and trump loses to democrat election interference? I mean we all know that’s their #1 goal, and the only way they can win

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Being Tara read as his guest

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Nothinberder 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should go and roast their ass for our enjoyment.

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webthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't go f*** those clowns

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't feed the jackals.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please. Don't go, GEOTUS! What would the upside be? Some filthy-mouth third tier comedian roasting you for the Democrat TV audience? It would be fodder for the NWO Communist news channels for a week!

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should ask Trump to give the roast!!!

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GernBlanston1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is a circle jerk of communist media wolves and Pedophiles!!!

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BaconIsNotHaram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just hold a rally instead anyway — digitally

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