Nice to see you make it to the win, basedmedicaldoctor! I recall you from the old times. I was hoping to see you as I have a question I think only you can answer.

See - I was thinking of wearing scrubs next time I go shopping. And I'll give eye contact. Just bait them. Just bait them

Now I'm not an MD (I have the older doctorate). I am a total goofball but I can seriously look like the most intimating person in the world. I scare myself sometimes when I look in the mirror. And when I yell. I scare myself. All the time. So my plan yeah just stand there. Wait. Wait. Wait.

And then as soon as some karen says something to me, in the most homo affect ever, I'll say "Oh sugar, you don't have to worry about a thing. That virus can't hurt you. But that HIV one sure can. So sad. We lost so much of our best talent, don't you agree? So be careful, when you're spreading those big thighs, ok hon? Luv ya."

Oh yeah my question - So what color scrubs for this? That's where I got sidetracked. Too many choices really.