Went to buy Cullpepper a meal, line was two-three city blocks long. Didn’t have that kind of time. Tried calling and was told he wasn’t in. (May have been true, it was around 4:00 pm)
Someone complained to the health department so they came in and said they were gonna take the license and chain the doors. Don’t know if it happened or was just threatened.
I am going to use a local colloquialism.
I’m a biggun’ 350 lbs on a good day.
If I can’t get a Mouth of the South and a side of Crunch salad here real soon. Whomever complained is gonna get a size 13w in their rectum.
As I’m writing this I had an epiphany. I can’t get a Mouth of the South or a Liar, Liar at Subway or Quiznos.
This is a direct attack on small, local businesses! Walmart can distance and sell hot or cold food. Why can’t Rumors Deli.
I’ve got to get some new boots, too many asses need kickin’
I’ve called for other things (gas tax was the latest)
Getting to a live person is doable but I get the feeling of smoke being blown up my backside.
“We appreciate your call and input on such an important matter. Now as I pet you on the head, go back to work my little tax-servant and know we hear you!” Not exactly what was said but you get the gist...
Follow up to yesterday
Went to buy Cullpepper a meal, line was two-three city blocks long. Didn’t have that kind of time. Tried calling and was told he wasn’t in. (May have been true, it was around 4:00 pm)
Someone complained to the health department so they came in and said they were gonna take the license and chain the doors. Don’t know if it happened or was just threatened.
I am going to use a local colloquialism.
I’m a biggun’ 350 lbs on a good day.
If I can’t get a Mouth of the South and a side of Crunch salad here real soon. Whomever complained is gonna get a size 13w in their rectum.
As I’m writing this I had an epiphany. I can’t get a Mouth of the South or a Liar, Liar at Subway or Quiznos.
This is a direct attack on small, local businesses! Walmart can distance and sell hot or cold food. Why can’t Rumors Deli.
I’ve got to get some new boots, too many asses need kickin’
I’ve actually have the number already.
I’ve called for other things (gas tax was the latest)
Getting to a live person is doable but I get the feeling of smoke being blown up my backside.
“We appreciate your call and input on such an important matter. Now as I pet you on the head, go back to work my little tax-servant and know we hear you!” Not exactly what was said but you get the gist...
For sure. What made me feel good?
That long line of cars at Rumors yesterday!
Hope Mrs Ivy saw that on the telly...