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Bee prepared. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Clabber ago by Clabber +888 / -0
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frankenbox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should have been the J.D. Honey

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +4 / -1

Doubles as a disinfectant.

All about being resourceful in these trying times. Or so I tell myself.

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Songofsixpence 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you can bring it into the body! Hey he was onto something.

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N0Brakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess Makers Mark was sold out or too expensive?

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Fredo_Cuomo 16 points ago +18 / -2

Saw on Yahoo the bees are pretty fucking ruthless - they will lure a hornet into their hive then once the hornet attacks a single bee, they all swarm it. The bees can survive temperatures up to 117 degrees FREEDOMheit; the hornet can only survive up to 115 degree FREEDOMheit. So the bees swarm the hornet, vibrating like a bunch of dildos on Level 11 to "overheat" themselves and bring up their collective body temperature until the hornet is cooked to death due to the 2 degree difference.

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Lswede 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's what the Japanese honey bees do. They developed that defense against the hornets. Unfortunately the European honey bee that we have in the states hasn't developed that tactic. Yet

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Fredo_Cuomo 5 points ago +6 / -1

That's unfortunate. Of course fag fuck Huff Post doesn't say anything about that: https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/honey-bees-kill-cook-murder-hornet-113739412.html

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Modus_Pwninz 5 points ago +5 / -0

They should try just punching it, a lot. Sounds like less work.

Bee punch!

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LittleBlackKat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or hire some Killer Bees. Killer Bees versus Murder Hornets.

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sanstheskeleton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wu Tang Killa bees on a swarm

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WhersMyFuckngJetpack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this real or copy pasta? I can't tell anymore.

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Fredo_Cuomo 2 points ago +3 / -1

100% real. Here's the Yahoo article I described unfortunately gay af HuffPo

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Like a bunch of dildo turned up to 11”.

Cleopatra invented the modern dildo by putting a bunch of bees in a gourd. Maybe.

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Ithrowawaay 1 point ago +2 / -1

Adds a hint of danger, can really elevate things- if you are into that.

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

JD?

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Mrsattorney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. I heard they are meat eaters. I also saw a stupid guy who "allowed himself" to be stung by one of these fuckers. It looked incredibly painful.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

The 'coyote' guy?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should watch his executioner wasp one. Asia has some fucked up insects.

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bees are ruled by women and now they're going extinct.

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HiddenDekuScrub 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those bees need guns.

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LittleBlackKat 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol

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thuggishruggishtrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok somebody fill me in on this "killer hornets" shit.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Illegal alien hornets from asia. Going to steal all the honey and kill all the bees if we dont exterminate them.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 1 point ago +2 / -1

We must secure the existence of European honeybees and a future for their pupae.

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Huey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fear mongering bees now 😔

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WiseDonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sidenote: Murder hornets being in North America is bullshit. NY Times is fake news, as usual.

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Telcontar2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

So far I've seen a couple of images of the normal murder hornets and I'm wondering... What does their queen look like?

One youtube search later

Nope nevermind! Whatever ya'll do, DO NOT look up videos of Asian Giant Hornet Queens. Christ on a bike that shit is pure nightmare fuel!

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Keln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah they can apparently get up to an inch and a half long. That's a big bug.