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NADSAQ 349 points ago +353 / -4

Get right with God before you meet him.

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Necrovoter 10 points ago +11 / -1

RBG: "Who do you think you are that you can judge ME, a Supreme Court justice?"

St Peter: "In His infinite mercy, God is granting you a choice - eternal damnation in the fires of Hell, or eternal reincarnation."

RBG: "I'll choose reincarnation, and furthermore you can tell..."

BzzzzzzzZAPPPPP Ginsberg vanishes.

RBG (thinking) : I feel so young again, so alive! What is this warm dark place? I think I'll shoot for president this time. What is that weird sucking sound? HELLLPP, something is ripping me apart!"

12 hours later

RBG (thinking) : Just one of those things, my odds are pretty good this time as contractions have already started. Wait, why are hands turning me around and making me go feet first?

St Paul (to St Peter): "You didn't tell her you were putting her on the Planned Parenthood Plan."

St Peter: "She didn't ask."

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Tankster09 2 points ago +3 / -1

An abortion proponent getting aborted for eternity

The irony in this punishment would be very fitting of a Dante-esque tale.