"So there I was walking down the beach with my wife Karen and her boyfriend Chad. I was making sure to stay at least 6 feet away from everyone when I was mesmerized by the droplets of water gleaming in Chad's leg hair. Suddenly the smooth dulcet tones of an oh so familiar voice snapped me out of my day dream. As a life long progressive liberal voter I know the voice of Mayor Kevin Falconer when I hear it. He was speaking over the loudspeaker of a lifeguard tower just over the next sand dunes reminding us all of the importance of social distancing. I was so excited to meet one of my favorite political celebrities I took off at a run. Imagine my surprise when I came around the corner to see a serious lack of social distancing indeed! Mayor falconer was on his knees with what looked like about 9 inches of lifeguard in his mouth and no facemask in sight! As we made eye contact he spit out that big black cock and coofed in my direction.
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My contribution:
"So there I was walking down the beach with my wife Karen and her boyfriend Chad. I was making sure to stay at least 6 feet away from everyone when I was mesmerized by the droplets of water gleaming in Chad's leg hair. Suddenly the smooth dulcet tones of an oh so familiar voice snapped me out of my day dream. As a life long progressive liberal voter I know the voice of Mayor Kevin Falconer when I hear it. He was speaking over the loudspeaker of a lifeguard tower just over the next sand dunes reminding us all of the importance of social distancing. I was so excited to meet one of my favorite political celebrities I took off at a run. Imagine my surprise when I came around the corner to see a serious lack of social distancing indeed! Mayor falconer was on his knees with what looked like about 9 inches of lifeguard in his mouth and no facemask in sight! As we made eye contact he spit out that big black cock and coofed in my direction.