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AtariArtist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Log out, create new account & username. You'll be all set.

Then beat son with shovel.

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james0704 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad someone was nice enough to actually help him instead of screaming at him

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AtariArtist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice!

He's one of the reasons I wear black too often (also made doing laundry easier before colorfast fabrics emerged).

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rooftoptendie 1 point ago +1 / -0

How old abouts is your son, and what was his punishment from you for doing this?

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rooftoptendie 3 points ago +3 / -0

AAAAAAHHHHHH

THE PICTURE BECOMES CLEAR

KEK!!!! You don't need to take all his games, you can just leave him with the two or three games he hates the most. Leave him Monkeyball and his old Skylanders. And dig him out an old Gameboy Classic and tell him to deal.

One of my sons is too old to punish, so his punishment if he is being a shitsky is no sugar for X days. It is a punishment we can both live with, and he feels sufficiently punished, while I feel sufficiently not guilty for punishing him.

im spezzing to add....

your child is a little troll. So just teach him how to troll properly... how to troll with class. Show him how its done. Troll his little ass into tendie fodder.

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Abarth 3 points ago +5 / -2

“How do you do, fellow kids?”

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homertone 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yeah ok..

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ll_Zoku_ll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make a new account

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Dirk_Diggler 1 point ago +1 / -0
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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think it is possible to change an account name. You could create another. Just the names here are entertaining. I think some users have like 20 accounts, and respond with one that the name is just perfect for the topic and context.

We have great people here! And freedom. Welcome!

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Troll 1 point ago +1 / -0

It wasn't me either.

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james0704 5 points ago +6 / -1

I've been lurking here for a long time and frankly your comment was enough to make me make an account just to say something. I think it's worth giving this guy the benefit of the doubt. Tell him how to change a username. If you can't, maybe politely instruct him on how to make a new account. Being a dick to him won't get you anywhere, and frankly calling him a "sperg" was absolutely unnecessary. If he's a troll, just ignore him, but if he's seriously just a normal man trying to work his way around shit, why not help him instead of being a jackass?

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james0704 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don't really know how I'm supposed to refute that, but whatever. Don't get so fucking pressed over it. Let the man just use his new account and move tf on

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james0704 3 points ago +4 / -1

Engaging them and giving them a free reaction won't help you