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CyanScales 99 points ago +104 / -5

THIS SHOULD LAST AT MINIMUM UNTIL ALL THE GOVERNORS OPEN THE STATES.

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SoYuge 155 points ago +156 / -1

it should last, AT MINIMUM, until the sun explodes.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 27 points ago +29 / -2

Reee haven’t you heard that we won’t ever get that far because of muh global warm... err climate change? 12 years!

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Airvh 11 points ago +11 / -0

Guys don't you remember we were all supposed to die in the year 2000?

We are gonna have to wait until the years roll around again and it comes back to the year 2000.

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Rhuairhi 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're already dead. Apparently this is all a fever dream.

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maga_2020 11 points ago +14 / -3

Isn’t the sun always exploding?

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SoYuge 6 points ago +7 / -1

into a red dwarf i meant

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NostalgicFuturist 1 point ago +3 / -2

You mean Jeff Zucker?

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MrBabySpam 1 point ago +2 / -1

*White Dwarf

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere.

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CT_MAGA 10 points ago +11 / -1

This comment right here cracked me the fuck up.

Until the sun explodes. KEK.

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Coat_Confiscator 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lulz

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Lla26 2 points ago +3 / -1

🤣

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_ra247 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hm that’s interesting ..I trust Trump will use that same criteria at the negotiating table in the coming months/years

“Once you’re out of Phase 907, you’ll get _____”

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MrBabySpam 2 points ago +3 / -1

Right. They want to play the "until a vaccine game" then so can we.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fantastic idea! Looking at you Newsom (Pelosi’s nephew and they totally aren’t colluding)

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thuggishruggishtrump 3 points ago +4 / -1

Galvin Newsom is Pelosi's fucking nephew??

You can't make this shit up.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0