Weird: Guy Injected With Bill Gates’ New Vaccine Suddenly Thinks Internet Explorer Is The Greatest
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Internet Explorer is dead! Long live Microsoft Edge! (Sarcasm)
Is Edge compatible with my Zune?
Yes, it doesn't work either.
Wha...Wha...What's a Zune?
Which is really just Google Chrome under the hood.
MS dominion was never really about the browser, but the OS it ran on.
What a weirdo everyone knows Netscape Navigator is the future!
Bill Gates is assho...0x80070057, WindowsUpdate_8007002C, WindowsUpdate_dt000, 0x80072ee7, 80070005, 80240020, 80246007, 80070004…
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Edgy
Lynx is the only real way to browse the Internet, prove me wrong.
For those of you unaware (and this will be more than are aware, let's be honest), Lynx is a Linux tool which allow you to browse the web from a terminal.
For example, here is me browing POTUS's Wikipedia page on Lynx. Sure, it's not as sexy as using a graphical browser, but it has certain advantages, particularly if you don't like ads. And it allows you to browse the web in environments where you might not otherwise be able to, such as those occasions when you are a Linux admin working solely on machines without a GUI, like I do to earn my keep. Hell, I use Lynx at home when I know I don't need all the damned fluff the internet comes with today. If I know I'm going to only be reading text, why have ten thousand flashing images around it? No thanks, I'll fire up the terminal and only get the text.
I would, but what with my lack of knowledge of Lynx, I have been unable to read this page or write this reply. Oh well.
Sorry, lynx WAY pre-dates linux
Hall of Fame meme!
couldn't even keep his computer system safe from viruses while it's all just 0s and 1s and you can control everything. Goes into creating vaccines for the human body which is more complicated than the universe.