Looks like Kumala Harris is going to be Biden's VP
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Ok mistress. Fuckin AP.
LOLCATS!!!!
I hope that is a parody account. (I honestly can't tell anymore, now that Poe's Law is in full effect.)
kamala was always chosen to be the nominee
but when the voters chose someone else they had to slip her back in by putting an incompetent dementia patient as the nominee
she would be running the show make no mistake
She is the worst possible nominee. A crooked retard. She probably slept with Biden to get his nomination.
Which is why it's an excellent choice!
No one likes that witch.
Black people hate her. She's a tyrant and kept people in jail longer to use them as prison labor.
As long as the Deep State is burning to the ground, may as well take all of its ideology with it!
Truly, this is a beautiful take no prisoners, scorched earth moment.
Goodbye Dems!
(Please choose Kamala!)
Edit: clarification
No, it's the same Dem game plan they use Bernie for. A half black candidate to round up the black vote.
I think you may be right my dear.
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It's okay because he doesn't remember.
You spelled Soros and Bloomberg wrong
If she’s Vice President Joe Biden can get all of his sexual endeavors out and diddle 24/7
Well... Soros and his operatives would be running the show, Kumala would be the hood ornament. No matter how they choose to do away with Creepy Joe, his pre-sealed fate will be kinder than he deserves.
Because of Feminist Privilege/Race Card she would get funding for certain "pet projects" and/or laws/policies passed, as long as her whims are in line with the Leftist Agenda. (And obviously we are about to see MSM go on a premature celebration, gushing all over her
like Willie Brownwith a media blitz of "Madame President" cover-stories second only to their fawning devotion to Michelle Worst 0bama.)lol
Great account!
“Mistress is not a lifestyle choice - I was born this way. I just get off on sleeping with a guy on his wife’s bed” - UC Berkely professor of gender studies - 2021
SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND FLY!
Homewrecker Harris
It is better. But no way Lamestream media will describe Kumala as an home-wreaking, adulteress of a side piece even though it's 100% accurate.
Trump will. And the media will be forced to use his exact words. Kek
He’s going to misspell adulterous.
He will probably spell it as such 'adulterate' meaning debase, impure or inferior.
I misspell it when I write Hobama
And Willie Brown already kind of has.
This is fantastic.
Willie Brown will be back in the spotlight, for sure.
Or should I say, his relationship with her will put her in the thotlight?
I prefer the term “slag”.
Kamala Harris is nasty slag who slept her way into politics.
Climbing a ladder on her knees must have been a courageous struggle
Hey, that's a totally unfounded assumption and you should be ashamed of yourself for making it.
She could have been doing it on her back.
Skank. (Noun) 1. One who is filthy or foul. 2. One who is considered to be sexually promiscuous. Used especially of a woman
Yeah, checks out.
Black Sluts Matter.
I like the term slattern.
Nice old-fashioned word.
Also harlot. Kamala Harlot has a nice ring to it.
Slatternly is a word that isn’t used enough these days. Lots of slatternly women in Hollywood circles...
Cunty McCuntface
I wish you all would focus on the real issue here, she is a cut throat prosecutor would jail people for profit. She helped run jail system as slave labor camp for profit.
And this heartless cunt would be the president not Biden.
Humor is how well-adjusted humans deal with crisis and tragedy
People here are more than serious enough, hence the need for a bit of levity
Surprised you didn't deport the OP for the misleading title suggesting the real decision as to a running mate had been made
Yes, that's why it would be perfect!
People are waking up.
They see these governors and mayors -- and judges -- trample the constitution.
With Kamala, we'd be guaranteed this dystopia as federal law.
Her first act would be to order us to stay at home until testing is complete on everyone, contact tracing done, and a vaccine developed.
We'd be invaded in an instant. Probably by the UN.
Then they'd put us in concentration camps for sure. They're already starting.
Kamala is the ultimate Karen.
Her running would redpill the world. Biden would lose and lose BIG.
Please choose Kamala. PLEASE!
Edit: clarification
Exactly. She would undo the First Step Act!
"sexual relationship with, and financially supported by"
Whore, prostitute, hooker are more appropriate terms.
"Blow job queen" is only to be used when no other accurate descriptors exist.
"Cum dumpster" is prohibited in all circumstances.
Kumala her face 💦
If only I could give you 5000 upvotes for that comment I would. LOL🤣😂🤣😂
After much consideration, I believe I'll stick with:
HOME WRECKING WHORE.
It's "ho," if you're culturally sensitive.
I prefer "thot".
It’s Hobama if you’re being formal
Lisa Page?
A great pede once enlightened me on how cucked the UK truly was. There's this criminal reform going around there where the victims apologize to the suspects. This couple was broken into, like guy smashing through windows, and the couple refused to let the police in and decided to reason with the young hero who was forced by society into robbing people in the middle of the night. There's a term for this new thought on criminal justice but it's escaping me right now. It will click soon and I'll edit this comment.
Empathy and Altruism can be dangerous. Its the same thing with people who anthropomorphize animals. They project what situation where they would find themselves robbing a home onto the criminal. For me to do such a thing, I would have to be starving and have already asked for help and not received it. I believe this is what they are subconsciously projecting. Their subconscious cannot reason that someone who do such a thing if they were not incredibly desperate and had tried everything else. They already assumed that the criminal couldn't get honest work.
I cant help but I do remember the story you speak of, of the couple reasoning with the robber. I remember seeing it on r/T_D a couple of years ago.
I'll call a robber whatever the fuck they want, I'm still going to shoot them in the face when they break into my house.
Shoot first, ask pronouns second.
What the fuck is this?
Why is this what they care about?
How did every form of communication, entertainment or otherwise, get taken over by a bunch of hard-left, SJW hall monitors?
Look into Critical Theory. This is the lefts blueprint for destroying Western society from within. Nothing is safe. Everything must be changed in the name of justice.
‘Righteous Indignation’ by Andrew Breitbart is what you’re looking for, my dude. Required reading for conservatives and would-be culture warriors.
I may have to pull that out for another reading. I love that book and loved that happy warrior. RIP, Andrew.
The 19th amendment.
He really doesn't want to win.
Works for me.
Agreed. How much of the primary vote did she get? Like 0.3%?
Something like that. Not to mention she's out of CA which is a blue state by default, so not helping them much in the states that actually matter. Not to mention she got caught in a bunch of lies and Tulsi Gabbard destroyed her during the debates. If they think this is going to bolster the black vote they may be in for a surprise since Harris seems to like putting black men in jail.
There's nobody he can pick who will help him in red states, and all the purple state governors like Whitmer are now hated in their own states by both parties. Hobama won't cost him her state and will score points with the same blacks who lined up to nearly 100% vote for a half-black muslim raised in Indonesia as the "first-black" president.
What's the percentage of former Felons voting?
In Florida they passed a constitutional amendment allowing non-violent felons the vote. This election is the first time that'll affect a vote for President.
Agreed. Picking her would be great for our side. She got bumped out of the primary because even dems don't like her. The only people who like her are the MSM and the DNC.
This country used to have morals and decency. Being called a mistress had horrible implications because you were wrecking a family just to get some sex.
Now apparently we are not allowed to distinguish between whores who sleep with married men, and women who have a consensual monogamous sexual relationship with someone else. But fuck that. If someone is a slut they should be called out for it. And that's on both sides by the way (Male and female).
It would be pretty hilarious for Biden to pick Harris as VP after she called him racist at the debate. Shit it’s what’s she’s most known for, on top of a blowing her way up the political ladder. Must mean nobody else wants the job of getting their ass embarrassed for all time.
“That’s raycis. Lemme suck that dick.”
To be clear, VP running mate. If they actually go with Biden her career highpoint will be debating Mike Pence, if she can stop flirting with some guy long enough.
Of course. Scott Adams predicted this from the beginning. Pandering move from a senile old man.
Hee hee the idea of Joe making his own decisions.
Yeah, but that bitch is dangerous.
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1258916494399827976
I'm glad James is back after getting hacked.
Homewrecking Ho should be its first synonym in a thesaurus.
Ah, yes, the AP Style Guide, which is used by propagandists everywhere. The cuck editor of our small town Democrat rag newspaper loves to boast about using it.
If 'Heels Up' Harris is named as the VP, I just don't see how it'd help Finger-Pokey Joe. As a Dem, he already has California won. And as an appeal to African-Americans, she is loathed by that population as ingenuine. So go right ahead and select Willie Brown's cock-holster, Creepy Joe. In gact, your campaign name could be "Joe/Blow 2020". Personally, I think Dementia Joe could have done better with Rep. Val Demmings in an attempt to win a crucial swing state, her home state of Florida.
She locked people up for smoking pot and then laughed about smoking pot herself. And not to mention she withheld evidence for an innocent guy on death row and was forced to release it. These two things are not going to sit well with black folks, let alone Americans with common sense.
She'd be perfect.
I wish, oh, how I wish -- that he'd select Kamala Harlot.
Which Pro-Noun please? Gender?
Yes. There are pictures of them together at some Leftist fundraiser/event/parade/whatever it is that they do for attention.
Also: this is why Smooliet (and his handlers) did not want his phone records examined: as his "MAGA Country" scam fake "hate-crime" hoax coincided with congressional voting on Kumala's scam fake "hate-crime" legislation, it is a near-certainty that Kumala and other DNC financiers colluded on the setup/MSM coverage of his ill-fated late-night "Subway Sandwich run."
Why are there assholes so easy to read?? How can someone reading this not wonder WHY the ap is publishing this narrative NOW, then realize that there was a skank mistress trying to run against Trump? Mainstream media is a cancer to society and it will be the cause of the next civil war.
Most people read 1984 and saw a dire warning about the future. Some, though, read it and saw a manual.
The puritan, handwringing, authoritarian regressive left sure do love ordering people to act and speak and think the way they choose, don't they?
God help us if they manage to seize the unopposed power they desperately crave. It won't end well for anybody, least of all them.
Let me be the first to say, THANK YOU GOD! I was terrified that it would be Clinton. We all know, but normies know nothing.
I was kinda expecting Big Mike...
Inb4 they swap out Biden for Big Mike and we get a Michelle/Kamala ticket, I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.
They really are going to roll with Biden aren't they?
I believe so - imagine the dems trying to unite behind a replacement candidate when they united behind Biden to start with? I just don't think the DNC has enough capability to pull off a gig with this level of sophistication..
That's so bizarre, the debates are going to be popcorn worthy, correct me if I'm wrong but Kamala/Pence are going to debate as well right?
Whats this got to do with Kamala. She is a whore not a mistress.
People are extrapolating that the AP is changing their guidelines in preparation for Harris's appointment to VP. Bit of a stretch, but not outrageous either.
SMH the hell did I just read?
Propaganda guidelines direct from Ministry of Propaganda.
Every misleadia outlet uses the AP Style Guide.
"HOE NO, JOE'S GOT TO GO!"
Biden wasn't anti-white enough so they needed a VP to balance him out
Creepy Joe has dementia, so he's forgotten that it's Bro's before Ho's!
A better word for "mistress" is "Lisa Page"
The blow job queen that wants to give everyone $2000 a month? No better way to make sure Bitcoin continues going up.
Unlikable, and more unlikable.
They never get tired of losing
Good choice. She was not favored by the left, and wasn't even in the top ~5 or so even.
Oh, and she is female and black. She checks all the necessary qualifications. The insufferable personality and hypocritical behavior are just a bonus.
I remember the fucking AP as one of the prime originators of political correctness and creators of approved party speech. These are the assholes who came up with the "new" terms for illegal aliens preferring undocumented. These anti-Americans are part of the enemy and should be soundly rejected. We now say the AP is an archaic and irrelevant anti-American organization some other terms might be propaganda mill, agi-prop operations, Chi-com sympathizers. Piss off AP.
First Joe Biden, now this??
It's like libs believe their own bullshit about "orange man so bad nobody could possibly lose to him..
..then here comes the DNC: "oh no? Here. Hold my beer."
CreepySleepy SenilePedophile Biden and Mistress Kamala Harris
All bets are on skin color and sex from the dems then. This pandering actually works which is why they think it's their best shot, even though Kumala Harryass isn't well liked, she CAN pull the black votes and feminist votes just because she's a woman and just because she's black. This is barrack 2.0 here in reverse, they are banking on peoples racism and sexism to take Jow Blow 2020 over the line! I hope this backfires haaaard but I can see why they would go for this combination.
Biden has already insinuated he's old and nearly dying so he has to pick a younger VP as they might be the ones taking over once Joe is done covering up his crimes and preventing his son from being prosecuted. After that his job is really done.
how bout part-time compensated pecker sucker
WEW LAD
Associated Press, what a worthless PC propaganda machine. Always jumping at the chance to police language and dictate what terms can/can't be used.
Although, I guess it's a good idea to get the CURRENT YEAR!!! reee PC terminology out there before Heels-up Harris becomes the focus of MSM's marketing campaign for the next 5+ years.
>Because they wouldn't want people using accurate terms like "jizz mop," "slut," "whore," "floozy," "strumpet," "adulteress," "homewrecker" etc etc.
tl;dr FUCK AP.
Kek
The fuck did I just read?
Bad choice, the DNC is racist and sexist, they only like old senile white men
We now say go fuck yourself, AP.
Nyahahaha
As a kid, I used to read a lot of Conan the Barbarian. Conan was always partial to some really good ones:
Slattern
Curbslut
Trollop
There were more, let me try to think of them.
please do. Writing these down.
This is good news. Big Mike would have gotten Biden more votes - because the message would be "Third Term for Barack".
Now the only votes they get are "Stop Trump" votes and that may not be enough.
Cameltoe has got to go
Just be aware the the AP is a change agent acting on the behalf of the Elites to alter our society so as to make it easier for them to rule over us.
We've known about this concept for a while now. It is not new.
Pede, please put that in all caps bold!!!
I would love for Trump to run against Biden/Harris. She did nothing in the primary and is only there to virtue signal to the blacks who don't like her.