255
Comments (31)
sorted by:
18
deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
5
NautiFella 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, that could happen. This shit never will.

6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
3
FUSnowflake 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's only true because the diesel engines on a bus cannot burn rubber when you step on the gas.

15
Ridiculousbullschitt 15 points ago +15 / -0

No. He can perform all of his duties from anywhere.

9
deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
8
magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can't think of the word right this second. But that would be where we would all have to fly our flags upside down. Right?

5
ohwell316 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably just reload.

5
magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

DISTRESS. that was the word.

2
ohwell316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fun with Flags

6
keepwinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chances this cuck has crossed paths with a covid infected person? 85%+

According to his stupid logic, he shouldn't be allowed to tweet and carry-on still.

Once a beta loser, always a beta loser.

5
RandomBoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump takes prophylactic HydroxyChloroquine daily.

You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

Only complete idiots like Kristol don't know it or pretend publicly not to know it cause they're trying to hide that there's a cheap cure.

2
Spezisapedovore 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the correct response.

5
FitOfficial 5 points ago +5 / -0

If RBG can operate as a severed head in a jar I'm sure Trump and Pence can operate with the sniffles.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
3
OrangeManBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yo Bill Krystalnacht, as soon as your pelosi galore becomes your president, she will be next in line to catch the chinese virus.

So then say hello to President Grassley.

3
NautiFella 3 points ago +3 / -0

LSD and traumatic brain injury caused by TDS. That's all I can think of that can cause this level of dementia. He's functioning on only his brain stem at this point.

3
BuckOfama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck that.

3
turdinthepunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nancy Pelosi won't even go to work.

2
deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
2
Hexagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn’t he claim to be a Republican at some point.... pelosi? Really?

1
Ferrous_Tarkus 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's just a problem with that plan...

...Sampson brought down the temple around him... killing those around him along with himself.

1
Staatssicherheit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Since 1975, he has been married to Susan Scheinberg, whom he met while they were both graduate students at Harvard. Scheinberg holds a Ph.D. in classics. The couple have three children. Their daughter, Anne, is married to writer Matthew Continetti, editor-in-chief of The Washington Free Beacon website. Their son, Joseph, served in the U.S. Marine Corps in Afghanistan and works as legislative director for Senator Tom Cotton in 2018.

The Washington Free Beacon and Senator Cotton needs to know that they have the children of a scumbag working for them.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Straightforward from here: Kristol hanged for treason. (It's personally ok with me if they burn him at the stake or impale him first, but that's just me.)

1
Juzeza 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol This cuck thinks the greatest country on earth with the greatest president can’t run this country from his twitter account. What a loser

1
Crlsniper 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’d have at most 3 weeks after infecting Trump( who we’re assuming wouldn’t just keep working anyway, which I’m pretty sure he would) to infect pence and then do whatever she had planned to further destabilize the nation. Again this would rely on Trump actually stepping aside over what would probably end up being a minor flu even with his age. At best realistically he would probably disappear for a few days to break a fever and then just come back through online video to continue working. He’s probably already taking some of the proven medicine like zinc or hydroxicloriquine just to hedge his bets

1
Buckley508 1 point ago +1 / -0

POTUS will run the country thru Twitter from his death bed before he’ll ever let that hag step in

1
ArmyLady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then Pelosi gets it too. She's as old as rocks.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0