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ImNotOrangeImPeach [S] 27 points ago +28 / -1

A secret karen?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 27 points ago +28 / -1

I don't think Karens usually go around poisoning their husbands, boyfriends etc.

True story: I had a fiancee that I found with a library book on the topic of women poisoning the man in her life. Yeah I should've taken that more seriously. Did not end well. Almost 20 years ago, so I did survive.

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ImNotOrangeImPeach [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

i was more going off anrgy white lady. Is how a karen appears in my mind as a basic model, lol.

It would really suck if i or anyone got poisoned . Its a crappy way to go and probably painfull.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Karens should not get hired as models. With our without poison, lol

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RighteousViolence1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well what happened? Were you like “what the shit is this?”

Should’ve let her find your book on poisoning your girlfriend.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't even think of that! Lol. I'm not sure any book has been written on the topic, or that enough instances have happened to write a book about. Courts did wind up involved, and marsupials ruled the day

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RuccusRob 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m pretty sure the highest level of Karen might include poisonings or at least drowning a minivan’s load of children.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

New test: exactly what level of Karen are you? if you haven't drowned a minivan full of children OR poisoned the man in your life you are NOT the highest possible level of Karen.

Hmmm, maybe we shouldn't be giving them aspirations to achieve

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womp-womp-twice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check the Hart family crash / murder

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

so I did survive.

... Ooooor did you?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what it is! I actually didn't survive, and all this is a nightmare. Not sure I've had one this bad before ...

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Strategerium 5 points ago +5 / -0

Radicalized sleeper cell Karen