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LOL WAT (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
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WalkFastGoHome 123 points ago +123 / -0

That's gonna be hot as fuck in a few weeks!

I also just don't fucking understand it. How does it offer any protection?

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BillionsAndBillions 215 points ago +215 / -0

The virus is repelled by excessive virtue signalling.

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rooftoptendie 52 points ago +53 / -1

The virus would rather die than live in a host that cucked.

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Ripmat2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or Epstein’s cologne. EPSTEIN VOTED BY MAIL!!!!

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splink 91 points ago +92 / -1

It offers the company protection from crazed lib lawyers who will try to sue them and shut them down for any excuse they can.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 17 points ago +19 / -2

Karen demands that no one goes out except to shop for groceries, and even then they must bathe in bleach and gear up in PPE before entering the stores, which must be limit occupancy, segregate customers, and be equipped with decontamination stations.

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thou shall not dine, pray, vacation, exercise, relax, commune, ponder, do business, think, or laugh without the express permission of Karen.

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Shroudedf8 25 points ago +26 / -1

Haha! You've coined a new term. I hope it goes out of our lexicon quickly, but I have concerns...

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SwampDrainerLocal911 14 points ago +15 / -1

SDW! Love it!

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dubler6 8 points ago +9 / -1

That is brilliant. This needs to spread far and wide. Just like Kamala’s mouth.

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Harambe 4 points ago +5 / -1

We have the best memesmiths folks, believe me

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Karens in my area have been calling managers for weeks now but businesses here aren't bending the knee. Hilariously, the plastic grocery bags that the Karens successfully banned last year have made a comeback though. Karens BTFO.

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YungUpgrayedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

AWFLs must be purged during the B O O G

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

This this this! ding ding ding Winner Winner very literal chicken dinner!

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Phillysmackdown 23 points ago +23 / -0

Do this in Florida and your dead in 15 minutes. Already swamp nut hot down here. We got a little cool front this weekend though

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Mavdick96 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same here in Texas.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

78 here. N Texas. Been out by the pool making D3.

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

The next step is everyone wearing body condoms like this: https://youtu.be/wVxSUz-Fk24?t=23

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago +2 / -0

The virus is sensitive to heat. As long as they keep it around 120 degrees in there, they should be perfectly safe.