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LOL WAT (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by dirtysanchez69 ago by dirtysanchez69 +2063 / -0
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blackestknight 193 points ago +195 / -2

Is the front facing the customer open ?

Because if the front facing the customer is open, this thing is only useful at killing your dignity.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 117 points ago +119 / -2

I praise the company who invented it. The best way to make money is to invent a useless product but convince people they need it.

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SirPokeSmottington 46 points ago +46 / -0

The best way to make money is to invent a useless product but convince people they need it

I guess that's what my problem is. I keep inventing useful products and nobody wants to invest.

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slangin_paint 37 points ago +37 / -0

Its less about convincing them that they really need it and more about convincing them that they are exposing themselves to liability if the don't buy it.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 27 points ago +28 / -1

I work in healthcare. There's an endless parade of things sales reps come in with to try to sell us. We don't buy the ones that would be helpful or save time/lifting.

We invest heavily in useless crap we never use and sits in a stock room for 20 years. Just convince someone they need something, that's all you need.

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TrumpKnowsKungFu 18 points ago +18 / -0

PROTIP: Match up the manufacturers with who buys you all the most lunches.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +8 / -1

Unfortunately it's not us front liners who get wined and dined. But yeah, there's gotta be some connection between the sellers of garbage and the hospital like a cousin or friend.

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lanre 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've seen both sides of this debate. Sometimes it's that management doesn't have a good handle on what's going on. They get told "we have 100 respirators and they're all fully operational" by some staff guy, discounting that said respirators are 30 years old and constantly breaking, requiring field expedient repairs with random stuff around the hospital to prevent a patient from dying. Stuff that's not documented is not done, as far as upper management is concerned, because they aren't living things in the trenches day to day anymore, and most spend their time in meetings instead of keeping an eye on things running.

Another side of the picture is that lower level workers just don't understand the big picture. For another scenario, this reminds me of the F-35 boondoggle. People don't understand how the U.S. military can pay billions on stuff like this, or more for a single jet than an entire Army's worth of rifles, and for just one less jet people could be using world-class equipment instead of Vietnman era hand-me-downs. The big picture of course, is that the most effective weapons in (past) wars were things like artillery and aircraft, with something like an estimated 70% share of enemy kills in WWII being caused by artillery. People miss a lot, often on purpose, with their rifles no matter what you buy them. So while I don't excuse all the budget and cost overruns with stuff like the F-35 program, and situations change, I think people generally look at the big picture when budgeting what to spend their money on considering this, based on the limited data they have on similar situations. So the reason why things like jets and artillery have larger budgets allocated is partially pork projects for politicians in important districts, and partially because those things win wars and kill the most people.

Long story short, if you don't have the tools you need to do your job, try to job up with a reasoned and logical explanation for why what you want is a priority over everything else, in terms of whatever is the goal of your organization. If you're part of a business, its goal is to make money, so you have to make your argument based on why it will save money, improve profits, or prevent loss.

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AenAllAin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhh! The joys of Bureaucracy... be it Hospital, Government, or Military Logistics, the separation of cause from effect, or failure from consequences, is a site to behold!

...If the person buying the rifle had to be the first one dropped into combat, the problem would magically solve itself.

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SirPokeSmottington 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm. My ex was director in charge of clinical trials for the largest bio tech in the U.S., I've eaten at Katsuya, Nobu, Ivy, etc many times, all on the company dime. Came close to 5 figure tabs many times.

Medical industry has little to do with what helps people and everything to do with whose career/lifestyle it helps.

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MedPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

What? Surely, everyone needs a large supply of pediatric lidocaine IV start kits....

The IVs everyone prefers - get rid of those one piece kits, and buy a 3 different piece supply (catheter, J-loop, Y line) that no one likes and costs more....

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IlxTheGreat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sales is only about 3 things: Closing, Closing, and Closing.

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IlxTheGreat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zig Zeigler.

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AenAllAin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most people are stupid; that's why we have a Democrat infestation.

In truth, the thing keeping you from being rich is your morals/ethics; a true saying derived from the Bible, a fool and his money are soon parted.

This is where the "evils of Capitalism" idea comes from; but people were already evil; Capitalism just acknowledges that.

Socialism is just another way of saying, "I'm poor because I'm stupid and lazy, so everyone else should have to be poor too!"

Communism is when you pretend to agree with the Socialist, promise them things will be better if they put you in-charge, convince them to revolt, and then rape their stupid assess 10 times worse. ...like an ETF investment where all you get in the end is an old potato.

The road to hell being a Democrat is paved with good intentions.

I have always believed in Liberty and Freedom for all, but these hordes of imbeciles stampeding to give away their wealth, their opportunities, their privacy, and their rights makes me question that.

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MegaMagaManX 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sending more USD to Chyna

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mintyfresh 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best way to make money is to invent a useless product but convince people they need it

That's called marketing. 👍

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ScrewSpez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sort of like Pet Rocks?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fidget spinners, silly bands, tamagotchi, bobble heads.

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rooftoptendie 16 points ago +16 / -0

There goes the covfefe!

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GeauxTrump20 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is this COVID-19 privileged?😀

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SirPokeSmottington 9 points ago +9 / -0

And allowing your virus to get trapped in there, circulating about and guaranteed to land on you.

Instead of being blown away by the air currents.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rain covers

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DisgustedByMisleadia 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's what they look like to me. But, I don't see any rain at the time. Did they think it would help isolate them, or are they expecting rain? The closest one is wearing warm clothes aside from the mask, so maybe it's a huge windbreaker?

Chick-Fil-A has perfected the drive-thru with the mobile order takers, and they can't bring them inside when it rains. It would slow the throughput to a crawl, and at lunchtime the one near me has cars backed up into the nearby parking lot even before the dining rooms were closed.

Other fast food chains are now replicating Chick-Fil-A's operations. In my neighborhood, none of them use the traditional unintelligible drive up speaker except during non-peak periods.

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WalkFastGoHome 123 points ago +123 / -0

That's gonna be hot as fuck in a few weeks!

I also just don't fucking understand it. How does it offer any protection?

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BillionsAndBillions 215 points ago +215 / -0

The virus is repelled by excessive virtue signalling.

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rooftoptendie 52 points ago +53 / -1

The virus would rather die than live in a host that cucked.

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Ripmat2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or Epstein’s cologne. EPSTEIN VOTED BY MAIL!!!!

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splink 91 points ago +92 / -1

It offers the company protection from crazed lib lawyers who will try to sue them and shut them down for any excuse they can.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 17 points ago +19 / -2

Karen demands that no one goes out except to shop for groceries, and even then they must bathe in bleach and gear up in PPE before entering the stores, which must be limit occupancy, segregate customers, and be equipped with decontamination stations.

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JediMasterPepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Except they dont even practice what they preach half the time

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +16 / -0

I would say less than half the time. Karens are miserable, bitter creatures whose only source of pleasure is in attempting to inflict their will upon others and virtue signaling. They don't really give a shit about anything except their cats.

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Peashout 10 points ago +11 / -1

The best is those people whipping down EVERY SINGLE item before putting it in there car.

I laugh as I toss my bags in and drive off instantly.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

We were out the other day picking up some takeout and I watched this guy wearing a bandana scurrying around outside the restaurant. He then got into the car parked next to us and immediately slathered himself with hand sanitizer. These people are idiots.

I'm going grocery shopping in a few minutes and I can't wait to see the inevitable clown show.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

I had the distinct privilege of going to Walmart the other day to pick up a prescription with my wife. It was NOT a coof related prescription, but I just couldn't help myself. On the way out we ran into a crowd of rude wal-martians. I held the bag before me like a weapon. God help me I have never seen a group of people shit their pants in terror and run that fast.

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thou shall not dine, pray, vacation, exercise, relax, commune, ponder, do business, think, or laugh without the express permission of Karen.

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Citiboi69 4 points ago +4 / -0

But getting fast food is ok... essential service.

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Shroudedf8 25 points ago +26 / -1

Haha! You've coined a new term. I hope it goes out of our lexicon quickly, but I have concerns...

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SwampDrainerLocal911 14 points ago +15 / -1

SDW! Love it!

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wolfygirl2 11 points ago +12 / -1

So many SDW's!🤡

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dubler6 8 points ago +9 / -1

That is brilliant. This needs to spread far and wide. Just like Kamala’s mouth.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

To be fair, Kamala didn't have to open all that wide for Willy brown.

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Harambe 4 points ago +5 / -1

We have the best memesmiths folks, believe me

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Karens in my area have been calling managers for weeks now but businesses here aren't bending the knee. Hilariously, the plastic grocery bags that the Karens successfully banned last year have made a comeback though. Karens BTFO.

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YungUpgrayedd 2 points ago +2 / -0

AWFLs must be purged during the B O O G

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

This this this! ding ding ding Winner Winner very literal chicken dinner!

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Phillysmackdown 23 points ago +23 / -0

Do this in Florida and your dead in 15 minutes. Already swamp nut hot down here. We got a little cool front this weekend though

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Mavdick96 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same here in Texas.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

78 here. N Texas. Been out by the pool making D3.

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

The next step is everyone wearing body condoms like this: https://youtu.be/wVxSUz-Fk24?t=23

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago +2 / -0

The virus is sensitive to heat. As long as they keep it around 120 degrees in there, they should be perfectly safe.

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usdodsgssog 68 points ago +69 / -1

Companies must be making bank selling and retrofitting things all in the name of "safety and protection".

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swimminginthoughts 39 points ago +39 / -0

You should see the bill my company o paid for sneeze guards.

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usdodsgssog 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shooting from the hip... was it above $10k?

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swimminginthoughts 20 points ago +20 / -0

No, it wasn't that high. We were quoted almost $300 each for the ones you see at gas stations with the little cut out to slide things through. We needed about 20.

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WhitePowerRanger 26 points ago +26 / -0

Lol for plexiglass? You’re paying too much for plexiglass. Who’s your plexiglass guy?

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mrgreencard 18 points ago +19 / -1

Upvote for the obscure Creed reference 😂

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Mexicola1976 13 points ago +13 / -0

At this point, if you don't have a plexiglass guy, what the hell has this whole thing been for?

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swimminginthoughts 6 points ago +6 / -0

All I say is that I'm in a specialized industry where everything is overpriced!

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rooftoptendie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Youre a DLC dev, aren't you.

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Da_Penguins 6 points ago +6 / -0

Healthcare? Construction? Education? Law? Government? I could go on but those five give me a good start.

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TheJJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

I called on getting 4x8 sheets of 3/8" to make guards for 32 hotels. I was told they have 78 truck loads ordered and 90%+ was sold already. They won't get them until sometime late July. If you don't have 1/4" yet you wont see it until fall or later.

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unicornpoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

A 18x24 sheet of plexi is $13 retail at lowes. You can tool with a standard table saw/router/sander and fit with equally cheap hardware.

$20 in materials, $50 for a half hour of production time / $300 = 4.28 markup. That's about right.

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swimminginthoughts 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree! The markup is ridiculous!

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unicornpoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

4x markup is minimal to make a profit after factoring in overhead, insurance, etc. My point is they are not price gouging.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Company I work for recently paid $3 million making is that you can open every door by foot (we have tens of thousands of doors across a few hundred buildings). And don’t get me started on how much they’re spending on thermometers to place at the entrance to every building.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of the stupid businesses we should have jumped into a couple of months back. The money rolling in... ah, well.

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lanre 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love opening doors by foot. Where can I apply? lol.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 22 points ago +22 / -0

Remember all of the survival gear sold after 9/11? Parachutes for jumping out of buildings...

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usdodsgssog 12 points ago +12 / -0

Indeed I do, even remember companies being created just for the sole-purpose of "9/11 protection".

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Mexicola1976 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too bad amateur base jumping just never took off.

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JwPATX 11 points ago +11 / -0

There’s an episode of Penn & Teller Bullshit about safety. Granted it’s from 15 years ago, but it still applies.

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

We used to watch P&T at home, and since the pgate digs happened, I'm fairly sure that at least Penn G is evil. They both have this thing about red shoes, for starters. And he's very anti-christian. IDK something about him makes me incredibly suspicious.

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lanre 1 point ago +2 / -1

Just because some priests molested some kids doesn't mean I'm going to turn into a devil worshipper. Sometimes I see that as the message these people push. "Someone made a mistake, you should throw the baby out with the bathwater and it'll never happen again!"

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think they were originally for rainy days they're just being used for stupidity now

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wethedownvoted 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is exactly what they're for, on both counts

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Joeret 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think about all those social distancing signs being printed. Every company has them now.

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RlzJohnnyM 47 points ago +49 / -2

WTF?

Chick Fil A

E tu?

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CousinEddie 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was at one in clearwater last week and it was the same. Employees had masks and gloves, thats it.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mine did the same. Except it's a one lane. Two canopies. Kids take your order from a tablet. Mine doesn't even have plexiglass like the fucked McDonald's next door does.

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I was gonna say, none of mine in my town are like this in East Texas.

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splink 16 points ago +17 / -1

Probably one is an extra Libby state having to stave off mounds of sue-happy Karens every day.

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Mexicola1976 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably California or NY.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

And to keep yoursekf from being sued.

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kag-2020- 42 points ago +43 / -1

Welcome to Clown World.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 22 points ago +23 / -1

<muffled honk>

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Zerohunt 13 points ago +13 / -0

<heat-stroke induced honk>

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slangin_paint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Starting to look more like Idiocracy

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Robyna7 27 points ago +27 / -0

Lmao

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lmao 3 points ago +4 / -1

correct

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 9 points ago +10 / -1

Lol well Alex Jones said they wanted to turn us into 3ft tall dwarf creatures. The episode within the past few weeks mentioning Brave New World.

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Bananahammock12345 23 points ago +23 / -0

They had these at my local Chick-fil-A, they were mostly using them as rain covers.

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WhitePowerRanger 16 points ago +16 / -0

These would actually be cool to go for a hike in the rain lol attach some flashlights to the hood and you’re all set.

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Harambe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like a little exosuit lol

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raytwentynine 18 points ago +19 / -1

I hope this faggotry is photoshopped

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Mexicola1976 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes.

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Pearls_Swine 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's spelled Chick-fil-A

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Teapot_Gravy -2 points ago +1 / -3

Debatable. See Mandella Effect.

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cmndr_pepe_spacefrce 6 points ago +7 / -1

See signs outside store

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nufosmatic 14 points ago +14 / -0

"What's this yellow thing, Dad?"

"That's from when we were fighting The Invisible Enemy."

"Looks really dorky."

"Yes, son, it was..."

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PewPew_ThaDuK 13 points ago +13 / -0

how will they do when it gets hot ? lol

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DeadOverRed 14 points ago +15 / -1

They'll all die of heat stroke, but at least it wasn't corona!

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 18 points ago +19 / -1

But the "cod" will be listed as cv19.

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DeadOverRed 9 points ago +10 / -1

LOL true. Dammit, they got us again.

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Hillarysudders 5 points ago +7 / -2

The false sense of security and retardation will keep them cool.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 8 points ago +8 / -0

oh yes... liberalism the true disease of the country

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splink 6 points ago +8 / -2

Sadly that'd be the decision-enforcers, not the people having to wear this stupid getup to pay their bills.

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BananaWizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

The virus dies in the summer heat in under 30 seconds. It's only spreading badly now because it's cold. The quarantine might be lowered by then so it won't matter.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 0 points ago +1 / -1

im skeptical about the summer shit. Its summer in Brazil now and the virus is spreading like wildfire down there.

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BananaWizard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brazil is a third world country, you expect shanty towns to be infection free?

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PewPew_ThaDuK 0 points ago +1 / -1

no i was expecting the sun to minimize the issue. so dont get your hopes up

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spezisthedevil 13 points ago +13 / -0

Everyone should attend china-virus 'parties' (like people used to do for chicken pox), get infected, and just get it over with, because I don't want to see this great Country living in this wack pussy-mode another day.

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Harambe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pretty sure I already got it through delivery services! Nice for them to limit our transportation vectors and ensure select carriers got to spread as much as possible

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freewillsetstruth 11 points ago +16 / -5

People in the future are going to see this and think we were retarded. And I'm not even being hyperbolic. They're going to wonder why we thought vaccines were a good idea and why we thought people's breath could kill old people!

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Harambe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Draw the line between vaccines that work for a lifetime, and fake vaccines like the flu vaccine. Any CV vaccine will be a fake vaccine. RNA VIRUS VACCINES DO NOT WORK

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CA-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

great username. 'dicks out for you'

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cmndr_pepe_spacefrce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flu vaccine measurably reduces infections by 40-60%. It’s a quickly evolving disease that you have to make some guesses at in order to produce the appropriate quantities in time

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TennesseePride 9 points ago +10 / -1

No one with any sense is going to think Jonas Salk was anything but a decent man that saved a lot of people from a crippling disease.

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DeadOverRed 8 points ago +9 / -1

You mean, KNOW we were retarded.

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sagebrushfire 5 points ago +6 / -1

Don’t be an anti-vaxxer moron. There’s a far cry between getting a vaccine against MMR, polio and the countless other REAL diseases that have laid waste to millions and the lunacy of wearing body condoms like these poor bastards because their boss is an imbecile.

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cmndr_pepe_spacefrce 0 points ago +1 / -1

You really tried hard to include yourself in the retarded persons by saying vaccines aren’t a good idea lol

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could pick any number and you didn't pick 1.27 GiggaWATS

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BlackFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

1.21 gigawatts, philistine.

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

The other dude did have a point. Fuck Spielberg

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nastyn8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Spielberg can go fuck himself. I‘ll take 1776 gigawatts please.

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JoePCool14 9 points ago +9 / -0

You've got to be shitting me. We were all JOKING about walking around in bubbles! If they made me do this, I would walk off the job on the spot and never come back. The bullshit levels just keep getting higher.

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mechdork 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's a shame we don't have the technology to allow them to communicate with customers without having to stand right next to them. Maybe something that converts sound waves into electrical signals. Maybe someone should invent something like that.

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Keiichi81 8 points ago +9 / -1

This whole "pandemic" has been very eye-opening regarding how irrational and stupid the herd will become if they're made to feel scared, and how much liberty and dignity they'll gleefully surrender (and demand others surrender) in order to feel "safe" again.

I no longer have much hope for the future.

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Don-O-Mite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it has. I have hope still but that is because in my area more people are sane than skittish. Im seeing what goes on in cities and blue states though and Im reminded I need more ammo.

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm assuming these poor cucks are getting paid $100 an hour to demean themselves like this. I'm embarrassed for people walking around with little paper masks on, but this is a whole new level of ignorant shame.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a general rule, people who must demean themselves at work usually are the ones who get paid the least.

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MAGADUDE 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a great insentive to get them moving in life.

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cmndr_pepe_spacefrce 2 points ago +2 / -0

or to quit on it lol

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Nadlers_Belt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Very in tents.

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secretbern 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m gonna be heading to Galt’s Gulch, I can’t live like that.

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Truglow 5 points ago +5 / -0

OMG!

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Ruejitsu 5 points ago +5 / -0

All the PPE at my job is from CHY-NAH.😢

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Harambe 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIP

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Pray_for_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where the hell are they doing this?

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stonetears4fears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Found my Halloween costume. Also...I’m tempted to get one of these and wear it to court

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Racerx719 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mine only have masks. Where is this?

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frombeyondthegates 4 points ago +4 / -0

The only thing this picture is missing is a giant Murder Hornet carrying one of them away in the background.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone here coukd meme that! 👍

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just add a shower head and you've got The Karate Kid!

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AOCs_tits 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would cancel my order. I mean, I love my pickle-and-chicken slab as much as the next pede but I will not condone that level of retarded. Just like I'm never setting foot in Target again as long as those red stickers are on the floor telling me where I can and cannot stand. My God. How are people putting up with this?

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our local Kroger had all of that. People ignored it. They took it all out on Friday night. The place was slammed today and all of the ribeye steaks were sold out.

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BoughtByBloomberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey for everyone dunking on em (rightfully) for how silly this looks. These people are back working. If what we have to do is look like clowns so these fucking losers in government let us do business in peace just honk my nose and call me Bozo.

Let's hope the clownery is temporary though.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree. They are willing to work and their company is trying to stay open. It's all good.

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fusreedah 4 points ago +4 / -0

This reminds me of the 'safe sex' scene in The Naked Gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVxSUz-Fk24

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Nibba 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh Jesus Christ have mercy on those poor souls. This right here is how you breed serial killers. If my kid was forced to do this dumb shit I’d give up whatever it took to get them to quit that embarrassment.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chick-Fil-A is going all out with their protective gear. Dang

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

wtf?

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sesquipedalienator 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do I get out of this chicken outfit?

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I use the curbside service all the time at my favorite Chick Fil A in NE. They wear masks and gloves and carry your food in bags placed in a plastic tub, not touching your order directly.

Lobbies are opening up around here at reduced capacity. I haven't gone in yet because I'm lazy.

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Wharf_Rat 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤡🌎

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obi-Wan Chikobi: Chick-fil-A, you were the Chosen One! You were supposed destroy the bullshit narrative, not join it!

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Don-O-Mite 3 points ago +3 / -0

I blame the skittish Karens of all beliefs and genders. If people werent flipping their shit because a bug might get on their food through three layers of plastic, maybe it wouldnt be so bad.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Walking Toll Booths! Lmao!

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RespectMyNipples5 3 points ago +4 / -1

I have officially lost faith in humanity. This is funnier than shit, but none of these people need to breed.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are employees. They have no choice.

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booster 3 points ago +3 / -0

A waterproof thing like that could be very useful in a rainy situation. But it isn't raining.

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try4gain 3 points ago +3 / -0

my local one does nothing like this

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OliverWillis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Posting CFA on a Sunday? C'mon man 😆

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LeftistsAreInsane 3 points ago +3 / -0

So is that how the Swedes plan to stop the Muslims from touching their "no-no zone"?

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secretbern 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I have a choice, my meager fortunes will be favoring the brave. Fuck this shit.