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BumpForTrump 18 points ago +18 / -0

I call em face huggers

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ShampocalypseWOW 50 points ago +50 / -0

Know how I know this didn't happen? Because if you see someone outside, walking their dog, and they're wearing a mask, then you already KNOW they vote Democrat!

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kag-2020- 29 points ago +29 / -0

So, does he? Just kidding, of course he does.

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Nyy817 26 points ago +26 / -0

And then everyone started clapping?

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Grief 23 points ago +24 / -1

I don't know... I can believe someone saying this to someone so over panicked by the virus they think they're gonna catch a virus walking their dog

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IForgotMyPw 17 points ago +17 / -0

I've wanted to say some dumb shit like this but I live in a blue county in a red state so I just assume anyone wearing masks is either misled by fear propaganda, votes Democrat, or is retarded.

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Mitschu 6 points ago +6 / -0

is either misled by fear propaganda, votes Democrat, or is retarded.

He's being very redundant.

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Mexicola1976 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did everybody clap afterwards? Man, the left has really mastered the Alinsky tactics of accusing the other side of what you're guilty of. It's funny that she assumes that all Democrats support wearing a mask and that all Conservatives are against it. That kind of sounds like politicizing the China Virus, no?

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Aluminoti 17 points ago +17 / -0

4 am in Chicago

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alienjesus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wasn’t that the same time Juicy Smallyay went to Subway and got beat up by Nigerians?

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BigIslandFrog 11 points ago +11 / -0

"I was literally shaking..."

"I demanded to speak to their manager."

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GasHands 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was expecting "they ripped my mask off and threw me down the stairs"

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Mitschu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then poured bleach on her mask and turned it into a white nationalist rope while screaming "This is pandemic country!"

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GasHands 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Can't forget the bleech.

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splink 7 points ago +7 / -0

Diaperfaces is my new go-to.

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Snugmeatsocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Could be that people are identifying Democrats as pussies.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 7 points ago +7 / -0

So my 3 month old spoke for the first time and asked, “mom, is orange man bad?”

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BumpForTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

I actually believe that. Because thats what i assume.

Mark my word, the people who see this through and continually demand a lockdown/masks are going to be the same people who believe in global warming.

In similar fashion, theyll ignore all contradicting data and promote some kind of red herring. And it will come down to the same moral question,too. "Maybe its not something to worry about but what does it hurt? Wouldn't it better if it wil save even one life?"

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Brevityamongstchaos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oohhh gosh, snowflake, I'm sooooo sorry for your feelings. Would you like help filing a police report for your broken soul? Maybe we should impeach Trump. I'm sure he's responsible for your delusional behavior. Was your dog wearing a mask, cause apparently animals and fruit can catch it too.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

$50 says this never happened.

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splink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cracks me up when I see these people trying to jog along a street, completely alone and outdoors and they're wearing a stupid mask.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL I can believe that, because that's basically how im identifying cuck libs in my area.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please be sure you aren't hassling old people that have a legitimate reason to wear a mask, but are forced to go out for necessities.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't harass anyone. If they ever confront me though I'll give them a word or two whether they're old or not.

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w33tad1d 3 points ago +3 / -0

Things that didnt happen...

Dont worry Kim Karen, your post proves how you vote.

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Yucky 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is COVID country, bitch!

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

We would never ask, we already know that you watch news and live in fear

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tiberseptim37 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump and Fox News have politicized this pandemic!

...nothing like what I'm doing right now by angrily asserting that "fact"...

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of them injected bleach in my biden's eye and another shone a bright 100gazillion lumen torch light in my face saying this should cure you and hydroxychloroquine is only for trump supporters ... this is oba maga te country now.

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Based_and_proud 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think my wife is getting tired of me making this same joke

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MaximusOrwellius 2 points ago +2 / -0

They did, but not before wrapping a ventilator tube around xir's neck

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MasterRaider 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well ..... does she?

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VeryRarePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they were right, weren't they?

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then they threw an empty bleach bottle at her. That shit’s too valuable to toss at just any Karen.

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jiujiujiu 1 point ago +1 / -0

It sounds like it's the DEMONRATS that have politicized the controlavirus plandemic.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, do you, Karen?

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DudeNoOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

... well... does she?

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rossagesausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they were right? Poor Karen.

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SuperChicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, I wish I would have passed her also

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Nimble_navigator92 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, do ya, punk?

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously its true, the only people i see wearing masks are people deathly afraid of the 'virus' and are always screeching '6 feet people....6 feet'.. the rest not wearing masks tell me the whole thing is a bunch of shit, and they wont be wearing a mask or doing anything. Mask wearers = dems.... non mask wearers =republicans

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or people with health reasons. Or older oeople.

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raybiker73 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take Twitter-stoking bullshit that never happened for $1000

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Conservativechick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm assuming the answer is yes.

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fdagasfd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you vote Democrat?

GASP!!!!!!