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posted ago by elsenordave ago by elsenordave +2978 / -0
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OutlawPurpleHairDye 119 points ago +119 / -0

My hardware, my choice.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 61 points ago +62 / -1

Wax my bar, bigot!

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nufosmatic 21 points ago +21 / -0

A hardware store in Onalaska, Wisconsin, and brats and beer... a completely natural combination that does not require a dissertation on gender identity or racial reparations...

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Konsaki 14 points ago +14 / -0

Plot twist: it's actually vegan brats and microbrew pale ale. XD

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RunningBuffalo 104 points ago +105 / -1

Psst. Leftists. Let me let you in on a little secret: this is what actual civil disobedience looks like. I know it will probably break your little brains to hear it, but people like this are our generation's moral equivalent of Rosa Parks. And your Democrat governors are quickly becoming the moral equivalent of Bull Connor.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you risk nothing and sacrifice nothing, it's not "resisting". It's not brave, it's not stunning, it's not speaking truth to power or whatever empty vapid narcissistic self-congratulatory catchphrase your current flavor of the month is. It's just virtue signaling.

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OnlyTrump20 45 points ago +45 / -0

They also identify May as October(fest). Brats and beer!

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Caferrell 29 points ago +29 / -0

Uh, Wisconsinite here, its always brats and beer.

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txladyvoter 17 points ago +17 / -0

And curds! Gotta have curds!

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Marshall 16 points ago +16 / -0

No Whey.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weigh! And no cares! You have to have your priorities!

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AbsurdOpinion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh man... wisconsin cheese curds are the best. We're talking instant heart attack.

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. What a way to go! And they'll say it was covid19. Haha!

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Batman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Klement’s Brats at Kwik Trip!

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +3 / -2

FTP

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BIDENSACPADDICT 39 points ago +39 / -0

Transbusiness is the hot new trend!

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

You just committed intersectional labor discrimination! HOW DARE YOU!

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KekistanPM 33 points ago +33 / -0

Quick! Somebody call Karen! No wait...she found it on her own during her regular patrol.

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Averon 30 points ago +30 / -0

The special K.A.R.E.N. unit is on the way. Keeping All Rules Enforced Nationwide.

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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SpaceForceMilitia 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like this one.

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Peashout 13 points ago +13 / -0

Make the A "Arbitrary"

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thisisatestof2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stay home. Stop killing grandma. I’ll be out making sure you comply.

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fumbl3 20 points ago +21 / -1

Love me some Brats. No Catsup!

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Sea_Still 20 points ago +20 / -0

Spicy brown mustard for the win!

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NormaJeanRocks 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have to have diced onions on mine or its pointless

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mintyfresh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why not both?

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NormaJeanRocks 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thats what I meant, both!

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Petrakis 7 points ago +7 / -0

[sad sauerkraut noises]

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Ekgamut 18 points ago +18 / -0

Based.

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gabwinone 18 points ago +18 / -0

If a dude can be a chick, a restaurant can be a hardware story.

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AlphaNathan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Check and mate

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ImWithHearse 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s brilliant if they do it right. Get a wall of rusty hammers and put prices starting at $50,000.00. “Just browsing through the hammer section, officer!”

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gabwinone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the laugh. I like it!

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Nadlers_Belt 16 points ago +16 / -0

essential business is just a social construct!

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JoePCool14 10 points ago +10 / -0

For real it actually is. Who's the god that declares buying paint at Lowe's is essential while buying a new mattress at Bed Bath and Beyond is not?

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BulletClever 9 points ago +9 / -0

Except if you're governor Whitmer and you ban buying paint

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EMP2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Out of Frame on YouTube did a great video explaining how shutting down movie theaters ended up hurting the corn farmers and people that ship and process and dehydrate it for popcorn.

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GulagDweller 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just the kind of hardware I need!

I was in Walmart this afternoon, no one was social distancing as far as I could tell and I loved it.

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

If there is live music I'm going

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anyone who disagrees is a bigot! Believe all storefronts!

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Berniebrosoyboi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahem, fuck Evers!

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Hexagon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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iloveamerica 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuckin love it.

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Spaethon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd identify as a grocery store...love the sign though

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alanlovestea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many stores start to sell sanitizer in order to be classified as essential business.

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tonesolaris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their hammer selection sucks but what a dog!

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lanre 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything checks out here.

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Pray4USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilarious! 😂

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Fullarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Real talk, I would shop at a hardware store that also sells brats and beer

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Jake_Fuse 1 point ago +1 / -0

All Wisconsinites do is just Talk about being bold and tough and never really do anything. Less talk more action and let's show those little twerps in the wisco we ain't taking thier progressive globalist communist white hating racist democrats liberals and activists shit no more. ... And Freedom For All.

Nine hours now. https://files.catbox.moe/27segt.jpg

#NeverEvers #NeverBarret

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Desertwhale 1 point ago +1 / -0

<3 my state

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missed opportunity "No tools allowed."

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warlord1 -6 points ago +2 / -8

They’re still complying tho

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