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user6395 90 points ago +91 / -1

Fatty's gonna have to slim down at Guantanamo Bay, plus fed and boarded at government dime for life, at least until they decide whether to use bullets or rope.

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ZacPetkanas 74 points ago +74 / -0

Fatty's gonna have to slim down at Guantanamo Bay,

"Excuse me! That's 'Lieutenant Fatty'."

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superfly 43 points ago +43 / -0

That‘s Lt. Col. Fatty to you, Sir!

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July_1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

DING DING DING DING

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rootGoose 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's Sir Lt. Col. Fatty to you, Sir!

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texaspede 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's gonna be inmate fatty after he goes through the court martial court.

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txladyvoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

God bless Rush Limbaugh and yes I hear the same!

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Mediaqueen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!!!!!!!

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +11 / -1

Synthetics would bear that load.

Nylon would do it, perhaps Kevlar to be sure. Better yet, plasma rope for good measure.

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badorangeman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Locking Lt fatass up will be the best use of my tax dollars in decades.

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SimplePede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not the government dime. OUR dime.

So long as it's my dime let's go cheap. Rope, Bullet, Ride the Lightning...you know

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Induceddrag 23 points ago +23 / -0

O-5 isn’t that high. A dead end infantry officer switching to Foreign Area Officer with a useful fluency in a strategic language, Lieutenant Colonel is not that hard.

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txladyvoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Secretary of offense.

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Secretary of Butt Stuff

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rootGoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

When does it become 'hard'?

spez: word

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LowInformationVoter 16 points ago +16 / -0

When you look at pretty girls

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Vellicho 11 points ago +11 / -0

Other than 2LT (O1) I’d argue that MAJ (O4) is the first Army officer rank that you ‘earn’. But “Full-bird” Colonel (O6) requires Senate confirmation and is kind of a big deal.

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Leatherwood 12 points ago +13 / -1

Sadly, we have scum in high positions in every aspect of our society. They have not been promoted for performance, they have been elevated based on their willingness to do bad things for their corrupt masters. POTUS has made great progress draining this swamp, but it is wide and deep.

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Independenceforever 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ayn Rand wrote a book called "Atlas Shrugged" that answers this exact question.

Thorough answer is simple but best explained in books.

Elevating scum and mediocrity is intentional control mechanism on the herd by weak, jealous, ruling oligarchy.

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MuadDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't make the mistake believing the military is some paradigm of honor. It may be the least swampy but it's still a swamp, and that's nothing new (Read the book About Face for more). Also realize that if the entire rest of the govt is swamp city, they'll definitely make sure they hold the reins to the military, installing and elevating goons left and right to cement it.

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regtop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Recently read this. Well worth reading

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Blackpiller 0 points ago +1 / -1

Most swampy

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FliesTheFlag 1 point ago +1 / -0

You left out a Ukrainian national, he wasnt even fucking born here and he gets into an intel position...

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Lafayette 23 points ago +23 / -0

Fat sack of shit. Die in Gitmo.

S

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LtColVindmansVagina 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's mean 😢

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 4 points ago +4 / -0

username checks out 🐈😺

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Scolopendra [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

truth

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TruthHunter 20 points ago +26 / -6

OP joined 35 mins ago and is now stickied.

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Scolopendra [S] 19 points ago +20 / -1

Hey when you're hot you're hot

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rootGoose 15 points ago +15 / -0

Content over character?

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TruthHunter 13 points ago +15 / -2

The content seems likely benign to me. The circumstance of it's rise to prominence could be benign. I don't know. I just find myself asking a lot of questions these days, especially when I can't see who I'm communicating with.

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Scolopendra [S] 10 points ago +12 / -2

user name checks out

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

As our first POTUS said to his nephew:

Confide only in very few, and then only after they are well tried.

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way.

(Seriously, though.)

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ripturntle 3 points ago +4 / -1

I guess you haven't seen the 7 day old account running around with 19k post karma.

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Crimson_Identity 1 point ago +1 / -0

This site is quickly becoming the target of massive manipulation and these people are excellent at what they do...

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Ralphusthegreatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're merit based.

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ExBrooklyn 13 points ago +13 / -0

Watch his ass get busted down to buck private

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napoleon4321 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuck this guy. Most punchable face in America.

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Backpfeifengesicht!

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SoldierofKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wanna be a chairborn ranger! Where paper cuts are the only danger!

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mightiest_m 9 points ago +9 / -0

Alas, it's more like . "when you realize all the focus is on a black guy got shot months ago and not the Russian hoax, the Ukrainian hoax or Obamagate"

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aKekabove 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is gonna change bigly when Obama is walked out with handcuffs..... ignore that mainstream media

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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Gstreetshit 6 points ago +7 / -1

This dude has such a punchable face

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Backpfeifengesicht!

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GeauxTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like it makes your fist attracted to his face

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rootGoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't sigh, Fatty, you'll be in the lime light again.

#sigh-of-frustration-not-relief

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GeauxTrump20 6 points ago +6 / -0

I swear to God he looks like one of the liberal Cuck Tards that live across the street for me because they all have the same gay look. Not to mention the fact that his facial expressions totally disturb me.

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fair Fat Fifty and FOS!

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SwampSwan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha! Reminds me of the cholecystitis clues, something about 'Forty Fat Farting Female'

spez: it's Fat Fertile Forty Flatulent Female...been a while since nursing school lol

I'll see myself out.

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DT170x 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hope He like cockmeat samwitch at Gitmo.

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GeauxTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or sphincter hot pocket

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact that this lardass isn't facing UCMJ charges is deeply troubling.

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SurfandTurf 2 points ago +2 / -0

When is this fat POS (person of shit) going to be court-martialed for treason and put in front of a firing squad? Asking for a friend.

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

what a cuck.

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MichaelDenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a faggot.

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ticl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Low-T individual

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was hoping I’d never see this traitor’s face again.

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goldbarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Low IQ individual.

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mae_daisy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your day is coming!

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont worry Lt. Col. FatFuck, your day is coming.

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Sapito 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a 'duping delight' smile.

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Rhuairhi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! Fuck you, Flounder!