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bigbootyhoes 63 points ago +63 / -0

I just choked on my covfefe...

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FuckChinaRaw 38 points ago +39 / -1

Better that than choking on big Mike's dick.

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HillarysStrapOn 4 points ago +4 / -0

3 way with Michelle, Barry, and Gillum. Her cocks the biggest. BYE A LOT

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smilieface 41 points ago +42 / -1

This is the same sentiment echoed by the delusional losers on Reddit.

Yes Micheal is totally better looking than a fucking super model...

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123breadman 29 points ago +30 / -1

Forbes listed big Mike in the top 100 sexiest women in the world. Sadly the article has been down for a while.

You should have seen the super models she was surrounded by. It was disgusting that that man could be considered hotter than ANY super model.

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RarestPepe 24 points ago +25 / -1

It’s Ma‘an!

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smilieface 15 points ago +16 / -1

Eew. This why he has such a big ego. No normal ass person, especially a barely passing tranny is ever going to look as good as a model.

But yeah, let's keep saying in hopes that we can convince ourselves it will ever be true. 🙄

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ProphetOfKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Her penis isn’t even feminine.

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PencilNeckSchiff 12 points ago +12 / -0

anyone who says that is lying to themselves. Melania ia a rocket and they know it.

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smilieface 12 points ago +12 / -0

I used to go to r/femalefashionadvice, and had to immediately unfollow after a thread about politicians who are best dressed.

It was a liberal ass licking fest, and every ugly bitter bitch was talking about how Melania could never dress as good or look as good as Micheal.

Like these people will lie and lie and lie to themseves to make themselves feel better, and it is pathetic.

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Rekot24 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sad part is when you realize they aren't lying, but are actually so consumed with evil and depravity that they really do think this. It's biblical.

Rom 1:28-32  And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper,  (29)  being filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice; they are gossips,  (30)  slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents,  (31)  without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful;  (32)  and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them.

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VetforTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or even a real woman

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smilieface 4 points ago +4 / -0

For real. I have no problem admitting I could never be that beautiful. People need to grow up.

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jdg00 20 points ago +21 / -1

I hope for Lemon's sake that Obamacare covers burns.

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MichelleIsAMan 9 points ago +10 / -1

I approve this message.

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redditadminssuckit 7 points ago +8 / -1

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

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snuggs316 5 points ago +6 / -1

i can't swear to it, but i think this is scott pressler's mom....or at least, one of his adopted moms. consistently hilarious.

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RivalPipe 5 points ago +5 / -0

My God. There is less heat and spice in Mt. Doom.

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DeepWinter 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not helping their case that Big Mike isn't a tranny. XD

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incogneato 5 points ago +5 / -0

I still think the DNC is planning to install Big Mike as Biden's VP.

Today on my FB feed I got a big giant photo of Big Mike with the caption, "POLL: SHOULD JOE BIDEN CHOOSE MICHELLE OBAMA AS HIS RUNNING MATE?"

Biden has everything wrong with him as a candidate. It's been obvious from the start that the DNC plans to run him as a stand-in and the one they really want will be his VP. That will be either Big Mike or Killary.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

For whatever reason, the major parties have always nominated candidates who have royal blood.

That's why I'm leaning Killary as the nominee for VP.

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Lawd, Michelle Obama is certainly one beautiful black woman!"

Uttered with the righteous indignation that only a black woman in the stylist's chair can muster. 😂😂😂

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TDAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Project Farm: Now that's a lot of damage!

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try4gain 2 points ago +3 / -1

HEYOOOOÓ

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don likes duck they call him the sour sucker.

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theneverman 2 points ago +2 / -0

ha! I love it when someone makes sense out of madness.

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Canuck4Trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

DON , "the dumbest man on television" is still not man enough to take big Mike !!

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Rodger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well obviously Don lemon needs his eyes examined.

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Rodger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Comparing Melania Trump to Michelle Obama is like comparing a Ferrari to a freaking dump truck. There is no comparison Melania Trump is a beautiful person. Michelle Obama, well I'm not sure what Michelle Obama is.

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooooo yeeeeeeea

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs 🌶️🌶️🌶️ 🌶️🌶️🌶️ flair.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. Lmao. Damn.

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GamerPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a third-degree burn.

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Mediaqueen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ouch. Lol

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thewordwolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOLWUT

This is a top kek thread title, boys.

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fred260571 0 points ago +1 / -1

You made my day :)