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BowelSharpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or Y) Locked in a room for 48 hours with Big Mike and tabasco-flavored anal lube.

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hotdogsforsale 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd prefer to see scaphism in play, the above methods are all WAY too quick:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite is the one where they tie you down over freshly cut bamboo and let it grow through your body over night, oh wait, we aren't doing CCP version.