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Patriot4evr 112 points ago +112 / -0

You have no power here. Be gone witch.

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the_donaldjtrump 52 points ago +52 / -0

But closing down everything makes dumbfuck losers feel comfortable!!!!! How dare you!

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MAGA_mantis 12 points ago +12 / -0

Comrade Karen in the house!

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BadNaeNae 26 points ago +28 / -2

Quit giving witches a bad name, She is a Thot!

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NormaJeanRocks 29 points ago +30 / -1

Never stick your dick in crazy, never.

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Made_in_Michigan 21 points ago +21 / -0

It is impossible to upvote this comment enough.
We should add it to the Constitution.

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Cmchn 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've dated two witches. Both were human wreckage, and, contrary to the stereotype, one was a virgin and the other nearly frigid.

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DaygoJenny 8 points ago +8 / -0

And gals, need we be reminded— Never let crazy stick their dick in you.

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Ebbie8708 16 points ago +16 / -0

No sure why I thought of ‘bitch be gone spray’

😂

https://youtu.be/B88cMm814RY

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 8 points ago +8 / -0

FUCK WHITMER! OPEN THE FLOOR GATES! GET BUSINESSES RUNNING AGAIN!

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NoStumpyTrumpy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't floor gates be more of a trap door?

...I'll see myself out.

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bubadmt 94 points ago +94 / -0

THIS is true civil disobedience, not coloring your hair purple and using the women's bathroom.

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TheThreeSeashells 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's also brave, unlike those clowns you mentioned and most of the other crap the Left incorrectly categorizes as such.

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

A fucking men fren

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WassermanSchultz 69 points ago +70 / -1

The barber had been repeatedly fined for allegedly violating the shutdown orders, but supporters paid the fines.

Mother fuckin' patriots right there.

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thisisatestof2 25 points ago +25 / -0

Then pay the fines to the state in pennies, make them work for their money.

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mintyfresh 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't forget the Michigan Militia. 👍

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Michiganma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes thank God for them!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 15 points ago +15 / -0

This right here is how you win. A STRONG community can never be conquered

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Bouldabassed 45 points ago +45 / -0

Weird. When I told reddit leftists this bullshit won't hold up in court unless it's a shitty activist judge, they called me a lunatic.

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bit0101 36 points ago +36 / -0

Think about that. You really appear as a lunatic to them. They appear as lunatics to us. That's how far apart we are.

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BigCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're wrong though.

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

The difference is we have facts and the law on our side.

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Bouldabassed 18 points ago +18 / -0

Honestly, I think deep down a lot of them might know it isn't kosher. But leftists these days are so cult-like that they will twist themselves into pretzels to justify any sort of authoritarianism that they happen to agree with.

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de9ebkmd7 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hmm, maybe they really do think Trump can do whatever he wants because is President. They have no concept of the rule of law. They don't even understand the Constitution constraints government, not the people.

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Bluestorm83 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a conversation over and over again with relatives, even. Conservative Relatives. It involves the Biblical precept of not speaking evil of your rulers. That's a real thing. Even when King Saul was trying to kill David, David wouldn't act in rebellion beyond the absolute necessities of preserving his own life... because like it or not, God had made Saul King, and it wasn't David's place to call God's judgment into question.

Except... in the USA, we are not ruled by Men. We are ruled by Law. The Constitution, specifically. So I can call any elected or appointed official an Idiot, a Communist, a Snake, a Traitor, and, if they are a Traitor, call for them to swing from the Gallows. When confronted by the earlier point, I always remind them "But they are NOT OUR RULERS. They are our REPRESENTATIVES, our Civil Servants. We are the Nation of Jerks, and we choose Jerks to represent us. If those Jerks fail to represent us, out of their Jerkiness, we must, MUST call them out on it. The Constitution commands us to. It doesn't just allow it, IT COMMANDS IT. But these supposedly conservative relatives, who have read the constitution and understand civics and all still don't see the night-and-day difference between our nation and its Leaders and other nations and their Rulers. As far as I can understand, to deny the Constitution and our obligations to uphold it would be EXACTLY the same as David killing King Saul in that cave. The Constitution is the Ruler that God has put over us, and to allow any Jerk to usurp its authority and rule by their own decree would be the affront to God and the Liberties he has given us, through the blood of our forefathers.

Nobody understands Civics anymore. Nobody.

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Brother_Bill 2 points ago +4 / -2

I would agree with you up to the point of insulting people. "Communist" is an ideology, and "traitor" is a criminal indictment, but idiot, snake, and jerk are all personal insults, which Jesus forbids. Matthew 5:21-22 “You have heard that it was said to those of old,‘You shall not murder; and whoever murders will be liable to judgment.’ But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire." Insulting others is passing judgment on them. Let God do that. The Christians task is to pray for our enemies.

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

"But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother"

Christianity isn't communism, not everyone is your 'brother.' Other Christians are your brothers, your actual brothers are your brothers. Satanic politicians are not your brothers.

Hate that which is evil.

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Isolated_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left has worked very hard to infiltrate modern Christianity as well. These kinds of communist ideals are rampant misinterpretations. Notice the very passage quoted says not to be angry with your brother? It does not in any way say not to be angry with satanic pedophiles.

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Brother_Bill 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have not misrepresented Christ or His command, but in your anger you have misrepresented me as a liberal, a Communist and a sympathizer of satanists and pedophiles.

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LightBeacons [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

what does that tell you about why we are here instead of there. #WalkAway

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Bouldabassed 13 points ago +13 / -0

I understand the sentiment, but I think there is value in sticking around to an extent and giving them hell sometimes. And there are still some subs that aren't completely fucked.

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mintyfresh 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hell, how many people left on Reddit have ever read the Constitution?

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bubadmt 26 points ago +26 / -0

Fuck her fat, ugly disease-ridden ass.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 21 points ago +21 / -0

Not with a stolen dick. Half-whitmer looks like Kaitlyn Jenner and lord Farquad had a butt ugly love child. I bet she smells like a long John silvers dumpster at high noon in July.

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CharethCutestory 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, this was very visual. I love it.

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thrakkorzog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't go within 6 feet of that bitch's pussy with your dick.

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HockeyMom4Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

She’ll never win another election again. Thank goodness.

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bit0101 18 points ago +18 / -0

Militia members were there to block the police from getting in, if they showed up. The sheriff said he wasn't going to get involved after she tried to order him to shut the place down. This after the legislature voted against extending her emergency declaration, so she cancelled it right before it expired and issued another one, like that would work. The legislature also passed a law limiting emergency declarations to 14 days, instead of 28, which she said she would veto.

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LightBeacons [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

OMG! What a female cannine brick-for-brains to not get the message!

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splink 12 points ago +12 / -0

She gets the message, but her loyalty is to her other masters, not her state.

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Yucky 18 points ago +18 / -0

Adolph Whitler.

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LightBeacons [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

It fits her well!

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Tardigrade 17 points ago +17 / -0

Muh Rule of Law!

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KekistanPM 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fearmongers be like: "That barber is going to get more people killed than Sweeney Todd REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 12 points ago +12 / -0

Just like a recent talk at my dads house with him and grandfather.

First, you can’t have masks they don’t work anyway!

Now, masks are absolutely required it will stop China flu!

Which is it??

Well I answered but it made me cuss in front of my 82 y/o papaw. It’s a dangerous game of three card Monte. Look here and here, not here!

That’s how you get monies to constituents and lobbyists. That’s how you pass insane laws trying to eliminate God given constitutional rights.

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ElectricChad 16 points ago +16 / -0

Great news! Bitch can get fucked. Now let the dominoes roll and many other small businesses follow.

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Butthurt 13 points ago +13 / -0

What a pathetic loser

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IHeartMyDoggy 13 points ago +14 / -1

Whitmer will never be VP. She has pretty much killed all her chances.

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anachrotech 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whitless did the same. They're following the same playbook.

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Daemoness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yabbut, he apologized in print ; surely that makes it awww better ! I mean, it's not like any of THOSE lives matter , THEY weren't wealthy or connected-!

(You know that's what he thought,that simply admitting in print that putting the covid patients in with the elderly was a mistake would just make all criticism go away. I would not be surprised if he doesn't think, in the back of his mind, that there's a less than zero chance he'll be on the DNC ballot , either 2020 or 2024.)

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WishdoctorsSong 1 point ago +1 / -0

They know the VP slot is worthless. They won't get enough states mail-in to win, since it's the hard-blue states who are pushing this. If the Dems get mail in they will grow their house majority, but that's about it. At this point they have to accept 4 more years of Trump, they're just trying to make him as ineffective as possible and leverage 4 more year of demographic decline in the US to take over in 2024.

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thingaboutarsenal 12 points ago +12 / -0

Authoritarians BTFO!

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ArchieInTheBunker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Funny how she had a carve-out for forehead Botox injections...

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LightBeacons [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

seriously? that is very mental illness.

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Formerlurker92 10 points ago +10 / -0

Judge knew what was at stake

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MakeAmericaGreat9 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good, fuck that cunt of a " governor"

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GiantEnemyCrab 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bruce Whitmer BTFO

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ModsBanPaleos 6 points ago +6 / -0

These overreaching commie scum need to be checked

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leakmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

win

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splink 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need help like this in Oregon as well, Salem salon owner was threatened with 70k fine when she opened rather than lose her business and the jobs for her employees. This is insanity.

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BetsyRossRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, Elon opened his Fremont plant today

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Charlene 6 points ago +6 / -0

Karl said in his press conference yesterday that in his 77+ years of being an American, he has NEVER seen government oppression as bad as it is right now. God Bless him for standing up to Whitmer and the legions of reptiles.

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TyrannyBuster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whitless BTFO

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yper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Manke said he has fielded several calls from other barbers about what to do.

“You have to have courage,” he said.

THIS is a hero! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Daemoness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everything Whitmer has done was to make Biden think she'd be an excellent running mate, and what she thought would most make her appealing to him and the DNC was, to act as if the Constitution and the Bill of Rights have been abolished, and that US citizens can be treated like disarmed serfs. Says it all, doesn't it?

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husker91 5 points ago +5 / -0

wHitler is really fucking everything up lol

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de9ebkmd7 4 points ago +4 / -0

"You have to have courage."

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farangbak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Floodgates are opening!!

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LightBeacons [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

BreakTheDam

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Trumpdidit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bruce (Caitlyn) Jenner's twin is losing her tyranny.

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nds19 3 points ago +3 / -0

Begone thot

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EvanGRogers 3 points ago +3 / -0

HE'S GONNA BUILD A DINOSAUR THEME PARK

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why Republicans, particularly Republican AGs with crappy Leftist governors, should have their feet held to the fire for inaction. None of the overreaches would hold up in a court of law and I haven't seen one that has when challenged legally. They should just start going for the home run and sue to open up everything.

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redkomrad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Governor’s aid “Mam, the Pedes are revolting.”

Whitmer “You can say that again, they stink on ice. It’s good to be the Queen.”

Aid “No, I mean they started a revolution to topple you from power.”

Whitmer “Well, what are you waiting for? To the escape helicopter. The jig is up! Let’s head to North Korea where I’ll be welcome.”

Parts stolen from Mel Brooks , History of the World Part I”

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