Governor’s aid “Mam, the Pedes are revolting.”

Whitmer “You can say that again, they stink on ice. It’s good to be the Queen.”

Aid “No, I mean they started a revolution to topple you from power.”

Whitmer “Well, what are you waiting for? To the escape helicopter. The jig is up! Let’s head to North Korea where I’ll be welcome.”

Parts stolen from Mel Brooks , History of the World Part I”